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Provost Harrison
15-03-2005, 21:11:36
Gah, hate it...do you think one day that a machine will be invented that will do all your ironing for you?

MOBIUS
16-03-2005, 00:15:47
I think one is being invented as we speak and should be going into general production just as soon as they've ironed out all the kinks...:gasmaske:

Debaser
16-03-2005, 00:20:31
I find that if you wear your screwed up clothes around your house for about 30-45 minutes before you go out all the creases fall out by themselves.

If they're really bad hang them up in your bathroom and turn the shower on really hot for about 5 minutes so the room fills up with steam. Creases? What creases?

Debaser
16-03-2005, 00:25:14
Hmm, I now realise that this was just a dumb copycat thread and the minutes I lovingly spent imparting that knowledge were spent in vain. Bah...

*goes back to listening to Lightning Bolt*

Funko
17-03-2005, 10:15:11
No, that is good advice. :)

Oerdin
17-03-2005, 10:18:46
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Gah, hate it...do you think one day that a machine will be invented that will do all your ironing for you?

Yeah, it's called the Indian laundry place down the block. :p

The Bursar
17-03-2005, 10:44:00
Ironing? What's that then?

MoSe
17-03-2005, 13:16:17
it's what helps me keeping myself busy in the morning while I wait to wake properly up

King_Ghidra
17-03-2005, 13:22:19
you mean wanking

MoSe
17-03-2005, 13:31:05
no, I just sprinkle water to help ease out creases

King_Ghidra
17-03-2005, 13:32:40
that's what i said!

MoSe
17-03-2005, 13:34:55
I read brain is 75% water, I wonder whether that's more or less than in my ironing fluid....

The Bursar
17-03-2005, 13:36:48
"ironing fluid"?

MoSe
17-03-2005, 13:37:24
I was being ironic
http://www.prontospesa.it/Img/Cat/1923.jpghttp://www.prontospesa.it/Img/Cat/1932.jpg

zmama
17-03-2005, 14:07:44
Originally posted by Funko
No, that is good advice. :)

Yeah Debaser, It's what I do!! :D

Don't do ironing, nononononooo

Venom
17-03-2005, 15:00:44
I'm disappointed that this thread isn't about Extreme Ironing.

MoSe
17-03-2005, 15:01:30
we were waitin for you to come and bring it up

Provost Harrison
17-03-2005, 15:04:42
Originally posted by Debaser
Hmm, I now realise that this was just a dumb copycat thread and the minutes I lovingly spent imparting that knowledge were spent in vain. Bah...

*goes back to listening to Lightning Bolt*

A bit of both, I was doing ironing thinking what a waste of time it was, yet I simultaneously saw the opportunity for a copycat thread...how's that for versatility :D

miester gandertak
17-03-2005, 15:06:09
Originally posted by Venom
I'm disappointed that this thread isn't about Extreme Ironing. hehehehehe Google it, thank you thank you thank you very much.

Darkstar
17-03-2005, 23:30:08
But Ironing is listed as one of the better cardio workouts! Better then a trip to the gym!

Funko
18-03-2005, 09:14:26
Sex is a good workout too. Which would you rather do, sex or ironing?

MoSe
18-03-2005, 09:17:50
do I have a choice??????????????

Funko
18-03-2005, 09:21:30
Oh...

Can you do my shirts?

Darkstar
18-03-2005, 09:21:36
Depends. Is it sex with Sleeper or sex with Venom?

Funko
18-03-2005, 09:22:20
Find your own partners. :)

MoSe
18-03-2005, 09:23:29
Originally posted by Funko
Oh...

Can you do my shirts?

Sorry, I only do things for myself...

Darkstar
18-03-2005, 09:25:01
What are you worried about? I didn't mention sheep.

Funko
18-03-2005, 09:25:53
Originally posted by MoSe
Sorry, I only do things for myself...

Wanker!

(and I realise that's probably a PHd)

miester gandertak
18-03-2005, 09:31:41
:lol:

MoSe
18-03-2005, 09:37:54
yeah! ...all comes together!!!

:lol:

Funko
18-03-2005, 09:44:02
All? An orgy?

MoSe
18-03-2005, 09:45:45
HEY! SM Ironing! Which is the setting for latex? :lol:

Funko
18-03-2005, 09:50:07
melt?

miester gandertak
18-03-2005, 09:50:56
10 minutes penalty for MoSe.
go sit in the corner and be quiet