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Martini
14-03-2005, 19:22:42
...next time she sleeps with a married man
:D

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1313805.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife

KH of the North
14-03-2005, 19:33:16
What sort of tiny penises do people in Romania have?

Either that or enormous fingers and cola bottles.

Even when detumesced I'd say that my dick has at least twice the circumference of my ring finger and 1.5 times the circumference of a cola bottle.

KH of the North
14-03-2005, 19:34:30
There would certainly be no way to get a ring from my ring finger onto my dick without waking me up.

MDA
14-03-2005, 19:40:57
Are you sure? You seem worried. :p

Christoph
14-03-2005, 20:34:46
urologist


heh, is that some kind of penis doctor?

Oerdin
14-03-2005, 20:35:52
He was likely drunk and that's why he passed out on his lady friend.

Edit: Damn, did I do that typo or did the Managment edit it?

alsieboo
14-03-2005, 20:36:52
like, oh my god. I'm tempted to get back with him just so I can sleep with him and do something embaressing to his cock. Cheers martini!

Martini
14-03-2005, 20:39:31
Anytime.

I'm far too tired to cause painful injuries to the male species now I actually have a job, so thought it was important to pass on such vital information ;)

Oerdin
14-03-2005, 20:40:54
Originally posted by alsieboo
like, oh my god. I'm tempted to get back with him just so I can sleep with him and do something embaressing to his cock. Cheers martini!

I never knew you dated a married guy? I heard about your lady friend and the teenage guy with the hatchback but that was it.

alsieboo
14-03-2005, 20:44:06
It was in the thread 'morals and such' and we didn't 'date' per se.

Oh, and I'm screwing the lady friends brother, who happens to be my ex's best friend. I think thats the one with the hatchback actually, but I've got another guy with a car, but his wasn't in an accident :rolleyes:

Martini, any other handy hints you want to pass on? :D

KH of the North
14-03-2005, 20:46:17
Originally posted by MDA
Are you sure? You seem worried. :p

Not at all. Simple objective scientific interest.

Martini
14-03-2005, 20:49:41
Originally posted by alsieboo

Martini, any other handy hints you want to pass on? :D

Not til you're a little older dear ;)

Oh, except: NEVER work in a club. Ever. Just don't. You want to meet older, rich, married men, not drunk, impoverished students.

alsieboo
14-03-2005, 21:00:43
I shall await your pearls of wisdom when I've shirked off my youth then :p

Oerdin
14-03-2005, 21:20:07
A friend of mine worked at a club and he got tons of chicks. I believe he'd normally go for the drunk and ready to go home with anyone types though. :gasmaske:

TV4Fun
14-03-2005, 23:54:58
Originally posted by alsieboo
Oh, and I'm screwing the lady friends brother, who happens to be my ex's best friend. You must keep this forum more up to date on your personal affiars. Last I heard you were still a virgin.