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Oerdin
12-03-2005, 00:25:12
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4

KH of the North
12-03-2005, 00:26:41
http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=27286

Oerdin
12-03-2005, 00:31:27
Beat by Krazy Kitty. Oh, the humanity. :shame:

Immortal Wombat
12-03-2005, 00:38:01
I like big books

miester gandertak
12-03-2005, 11:12:53
:lol:

Greg W
12-03-2005, 12:26:17
I like big nuts, and Oerdin has got to rank right up there. ;)

fatass
12-03-2005, 16:36:13
Thank you Oerdin

Oerdin
12-03-2005, 19:26:07
Any tme my fat friend, any time.

Christoph
12-03-2005, 20:02:44
Thats my text message alert

miester gandertak
12-03-2005, 20:04:01
nice avatar christo.
made it yourself?

miester gandartak
12-03-2005, 21:22:47
Baby got back.

sleeping_satsuma
13-03-2005, 16:58:10
I asked my gym instructor why black and hispanic women have big arses and he said its because their pelvises tilt back more than in white women. Weird..

Oerdin
13-03-2005, 18:51:47
I'm thinking it's more of what they eat which makes the difference. I really don't know though.

KH of the North
14-03-2005, 07:37:01
I'd say it probably has more to do with the fact that blacks and hispanics have less subcutaneous fat than northern europeans, and thus will gain weight preferentially in regions like the breasts (for women), stomach and butt which are mass fat deposition areas...

In other words white folks are fatter uniformly but black folks are fatter when it comes to tits and ass.

sleeping_satsuma
14-03-2005, 18:19:16
noooo, black people have far more muscle on their asses, fat sags, black women have firm butts. I'm going with pelvis/musculature

KH of the North
14-03-2005, 18:35:09
I'm pretty sure the main reason is extra fat, not extra muscle. Black girls don't have firm asses; they have jiggly asses...

sleeping_satsuma
14-03-2005, 22:17:16
black people dont really store fat well, they have much less body fat than us honkies and far more muscle (hence why you see very few professional black swimmers). I'd safely assume that any slim black woman with a big booty is not carrying excess fat like a camel on her ass.

KH of the North
14-03-2005, 22:22:28
They have less subcutaneous fat than we do. If they eat too much they gain weight just as easily as white people do though. They just gain more of it in localised regions like the ass instead of all over.

This is really just hypothesis though. AFAIK there is no real scientific research as to ass size due to ethnic background.

sleeping_satsuma
14-03-2005, 22:28:18
who says they gain it in localised areas? Look at women like J-Lo, she's tiny with a big butt and she's a dancer so she's not putting fat on, she just got the muscle over the tilted pelvis.

maybe we should run an ass research programme?

K_G would obviously be project consultant :)

Oerdin
14-03-2005, 23:33:58
I'd be willing to take part in any ass research program which requires a male opinion. :cute:

KH of the North
15-03-2005, 00:01:20
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
who says they gain it in localised areas? Look at women like J-Lo, she's tiny with a big butt and she's a dancer so she's not putting fat on, she just got the muscle over the tilted pelvis.

If you think J-lo's butt is muscle you're fooling yourself. She's got plenty of fat in there.

Oerdin
15-03-2005, 00:06:03
Go to the horse's mouth. Here is an interview with J-Lo's ass.

http://www.7mpictures.com/inside/movies/jlo_hi.mov

JM^3
15-03-2005, 00:11:14
whatis that saved with, cannot play

I am suspecting something funny

Jon miller

Oerdin
15-03-2005, 00:13:42
quicktime.