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Oerdin
11-03-2005, 20:23:21
The dog hates to be left alone and if he is then he gets separation anxiety where he starts howling until someone comes home. The neighbors are getting feed up and have started writing nasty notes.

I have no idea how to stop this. Even worse when I am home he follows me around like a shadow and sits under my feet. I wouldn't mind except he's been having the worst gas ever. I love the little mutt and he's a great pet but I don't know how to get him to stop howling when I'm not home.

Oerdin
11-03-2005, 20:32:43
Dear lord. The dog just farted again and it is enough to peel paint off of the walls. I've been giving him pizza crusts but from now on he gets nothing but dog food. :gasmaske:

miester gandertak
11-03-2005, 21:35:14
why don't you take him with you

Provost Harrison
11-03-2005, 22:48:05
He needs a fuckbuddy!

miester gandertak
11-03-2005, 22:53:19
don't get it

Provost Harrison
11-03-2005, 23:01:41
Wasn't talking to you :p

Oerdin
11-03-2005, 23:13:59
I had his balls chopped off so I doubt he'll be fucking anything.

miester gandertak
11-03-2005, 23:19:34
so PH, i guess you are barking a lot than

Provost Harrison
11-03-2005, 23:41:18
Originally posted by miester gandertak
so PH, i guess you are barking a lot than

Wrong side of the river mate :p

miester gandertak
11-03-2005, 23:47:12
don't get it

Lazarus and the Gimp
13-03-2005, 16:03:21
Get another dog. Or get several more dogs. Then they don't get lonely when you leave them. Dogs are pack animals, after all.

Christoph
13-03-2005, 16:12:07
It doesn't always work though, I have 2 dogs and they still sometimes howel.

Get a cat too, that'll keep it busy til you get home.

Lazarus and the Gimp
13-03-2005, 16:13:49
I like the picture of you asploding. How was asplosion achieved? Nitro-glycerine enema?

sleeping_satsuma
13-03-2005, 16:42:23
you shouldn't leave dogs alone unless you REALLY have to, but my AUnt leaves the TV on for hers if she has to nip out which seems to work. Training classes also teach them to deal with separation etc

Beta1
13-03-2005, 17:48:49
get it to post on here.

it would probably be more coherent than Mr. G

Oerdin
13-03-2005, 18:48:21
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
you shouldn't leave dogs alone unless you REALLY have to, but my AUnt leaves the TV on for hers if she has to nip out which seems to work. Training classes also teach them to deal with separation etc

Now that's a good idea which I will try. I wouldn't mind another dog but the truth is puppies are so much work and I don't think my house is big enough for another large dog. Then theirs the shots, the food, the vet bils, and cleaning up after the animal. Still, if nothing else works I may have to do it.

miester gandertak
13-03-2005, 18:49:25
Originally posted by Beta1
get it to post on here.

it would probably be more coherent than Mr. G huh?

miester gandartak
13-03-2005, 18:55:09
I feel like they're talking about me too.

sleeping_satsuma
14-03-2005, 18:28:57
Originally posted by Oerdin
Now that's a good idea which I will try. I wouldn't mind another dog but the truth is puppies are so much work and I don't think my house is big enough for another large dog. Then theirs the shots, the food, the vet bils, and cleaning up after the animal. Still, if nothing else works I may have to do it.

you could rehome an older dog, it would be trickier but if you got the right dog it could work.

Or you could sell yours to medical science?

Oerdin
14-03-2005, 20:44:27
Maybe there is some nice new drug they are testing on humans which I can make cash off of. ;)

sleeping_satsuma
14-03-2005, 22:13:41
I'm doing Rohypnol tests Oerdin, wanna try? :D ;) Don't worry, I'll put the TV on for the dog :smoke:

Oerdin
14-03-2005, 23:30:19
:lol:

sleeping_satsuma
15-03-2005, 01:52:12
you won't be laughing when you wake up with a dog licking your face, your pants round your ankles, and a growing sense of violation......

:)

Oerdin
15-03-2005, 06:13:34
Careful, I might like it and I'd have a hard time explaining why I came back for a second dose of ruffies. :love:

Provost Harrison
15-03-2005, 16:41:29
Originally posted by miester gandertak
don't get it

Don't make me PH you, just look at a map :p

sleeping_satsuma
15-03-2005, 19:26:59
Originally posted by Oerdin
Careful, I might like it and I'd have a hard time explaining why I came back for a second dose of ruffies. :love:

note to self: Oerdin likes it nasty :smoke:

Tizzy
15-03-2005, 20:54:42
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Don't make me PH you, just look at a map :p

That was bad, even for you!