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protein
10-03-2005, 17:02:37
michael jackson is missing apparently. If he's not there in half an hour his bail is fucked.

http://www.sky.com/skynews/home

Lurker
10-03-2005, 17:39:05
Latest I saw (a few minutes ago) said the judge has issued a warrant for his arrest. More to follow, I'm sure...

Venom
10-03-2005, 17:49:15
Here's hoping we see an OJ and AC style chase with Michael and Tito.

"I'm Tito! You know who I am!"
"Actually sir, we don't."

The Mad Monk
10-03-2005, 17:53:54
He's there -- two minutes too late.

Lurker
10-03-2005, 18:26:47
Guess his back problem wasn't as serious as first reported. :D

Venom
10-03-2005, 18:34:18
He goes to jail and he's gonna have a back door problem.

Lurker
10-03-2005, 18:38:17
According to Jay Leno, he's already called Martha Stewart to ask her what it is like to be a white woman in prison.

MDA
10-03-2005, 18:41:18
Apparently its a great career move.

Japher
10-03-2005, 19:08:13
More so for a muscian... doing HARD time really gets you a lot of street cred.

Immortal Wombat
10-03-2005, 19:27:32
Not enough to counterbalance the negative effect of being a convicted paedophile, methinks.

Venom
10-03-2005, 19:34:24
Nobody respects a paedophile. Not even the other criminals.

MDA
10-03-2005, 20:05:05
If he goes to jail, he'll have to learn to sing without his teeth.

Oerdin
10-03-2005, 20:55:36
Rats, nothing happened to him. I was hoping they'd lock him in jail.

sleeping_satsuma
10-03-2005, 20:56:43
do you think he'll have to discard his wig like gary glitter?

Oerdin
10-03-2005, 21:05:22
That would be sweet.

sleeping_satsuma
10-03-2005, 21:21:10
I bet there's some freaky shit under there

Japher
10-03-2005, 21:23:33
like his origional face!

sleeping_satsuma
10-03-2005, 21:27:01
lol like lord voldemort at the end of the first harry potter!!

someone missed a casting opportunity there

Darkstar
11-03-2005, 00:52:48
I wonder what tales of police abuse MJ would make up if he got jailed for the duration of the trial?

sleeping_satsuma
11-03-2005, 01:11:07
I bet the newspapers are lining up the 'smooth criminal' headlines as we speak

Oerdin
11-03-2005, 18:11:46
Except that freak isn't smooth. He is a criminal though.

Asher
11-03-2005, 18:15:07
You think Jacko is hairy?

Oerdin
11-03-2005, 18:17:41
Man, oh man. You just lost 25 smooth points now buy yourself a Colt 45 and study Billy D. Williams to make up for the lose of smoothness.

MDA
11-03-2005, 19:15:33
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
lol like lord voldemort at the end of the first harry potter!!

someone missed a casting opportunity there

:lol: