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miester gandertak
10-03-2005, 11:46:42
brrrrrrrrrrrrr i wish i was a polar bear.
not during summer, maybe just today.

I could behead an eskimo with just one strike.
damn i a really cool polar bear.

Tizzy
10-03-2005, 11:51:01
In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.

When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of
walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup ...... gonna be a bear.

miester gandertak
10-03-2005, 11:59:17
:lol:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
10-03-2005, 12:00:49
Originally posted by miester gandertak

I could behead an eskimo with just one strike.


Polar bear ninja!

miester gandertak
10-03-2005, 12:07:31
yes so i can disappear when i fart.

zmama
10-03-2005, 12:13:17
I'm lucky...I can change into a bear whenever I WANT!!! :D

Funko
10-03-2005, 12:14:27
NERD!

zmama
10-03-2005, 12:14:56
AUJA!!!! :D

Funko
10-03-2005, 12:15:51
Is that an acronym?

zmama
10-03-2005, 12:17:09
Could be

Funko
10-03-2005, 12:18:02
Is it an elite speak one because if it is I can't be bothered working it out.

miester gandertak
10-03-2005, 12:19:27
Originally posted by Funko
Is that an acronym? for never ever rape dinosaurs

Funko
10-03-2005, 12:20:03
:lol:

zmama
10-03-2005, 12:25:53
OGP

auja...sound it out (auf Deutsch)

miester gandertak
10-03-2005, 12:31:40
OGP?

Funko
10-03-2005, 12:32:59
In Deutch? Sorry I only speak Dutch these days.

Hey....

miester gandertak
10-03-2005, 12:52:19
owja?

zmama
10-03-2005, 13:00:22
OGP= own goal protection

Funko
10-03-2005, 13:03:20
100-0?

miester gandertak
10-03-2005, 13:05:23
hahahahahaha

zmama
10-03-2005, 13:06:35
in a non-committal sort of way

Dyl Ulenspiegel
10-03-2005, 14:02:06
Originally posted by zmama
AUJA!!!! :D

YAAY!!!!