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Darkstar
10-03-2005, 07:17:42
Story @:
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles//0,7340,L-3052074,00.html

If you play D&D to pass the time while in the Army, the Isreali army will drop your security code, and send you for psych eval. Apparently, they think it is either the devils work, or you are just some whacko that never touches reality, and they really don't want you to start screaming "Goblins!" and start firing your semi-automatic carbine randomly around you.

zmama
10-03-2005, 10:31:14
Just because I think I can really change into a bear they'd call me nutz? Silly

miester gandertak
10-03-2005, 11:24:03
detached from reality
detached from reality
detached from reality

the boots of escaping man sounded quite realistic to me

Tizzy
10-03-2005, 11:55:53
Shame it was only virtual reality

zmama
10-03-2005, 12:15:53
It's nicer there

Drekkus
10-03-2005, 14:21:19
Originally posted by Darkstar
Story @:
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles//0,7340,L-3052074,00.html

If you play D&D to pass the time while in the Army, the Isreali army will drop your security code, and send you for psych eval. Apparently, they think it is either the devils work, or you are just some whacko that never touches reality, and they really don't want you to start screaming "Goblins!" and start firing your semi-automatic carbine randomly around you. Sounds reasonable.

HelloKitty
10-03-2005, 21:43:20
Originally posted by zmama
Just because I think I can really change into a bear they'd call me nutz? Silly

Ironically Furries are OK.

But that is because Sharon likes to dress up as a Badger.

Japher
10-03-2005, 21:44:47
:lol:

As the enemy starts firing, you break a d20 and 2d8!

HelloKitty
10-03-2005, 21:46:33
Sharon and Bush at a high level conference.

Later tehy discussed the evils of D and D


http://www.runawaytruck.com/photos/o-furries.jpg

Japher
10-03-2005, 21:47:18
Balou and King Louey are teh evil!

MOBIUS
10-03-2005, 21:58:05
Someone should come up with an IDF RPG.

Classes could be: Bulldozer Operator, Childkiller, you could have class promotions to War Criminal and Prime Minister if you have a high enough Get away with War Crime skill.

Skills could be things like: Checkpoint, Build Wall, Spend US Military Aid Money and Drive Tractor with subskills for Demolish Orange Grove, Demolish Home.

Imagine the secret missions you could play: Escort War Criminal to Safety, Set up Illegal Outpost & Assassinate Western Aid Worker.

You could get experience point bonuses for killing unarmed Palestinian Children or destroying homes...:)