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Venom
09-03-2005, 22:14:33
I will post for 24 hours straight from 8am EST Thurs to 8am EST Fri.

Count on it.

Lurker
09-03-2005, 22:17:15
Kinda like making a Darkstar post, I imagine.

Venom
09-03-2005, 22:21:45
Yeah, but my 200 posts will still be shorter than 4 of his.

Martini
09-03-2005, 22:27:28
only 200 in 24 hours? Im disappointed.

Japher
09-03-2005, 22:34:55
that's 200 posts insulting Darkstar

Lurker
09-03-2005, 22:35:40
Originally posted by Venom
Yeah, but my 200 posts will still be shorter than 4 of his.

Shorter than 1 of his.

The Mad Monk
09-03-2005, 22:40:46
1 post every 20 seconds = 3/minute = 180/hour = 4320/day.

Go for it.

Japher
09-03-2005, 22:51:12
That was very geeky MM

alsieboo
09-03-2005, 23:20:40
and why exactly are you doing this venom?

Venom
09-03-2005, 23:21:05
I gotta get wank time in.

Immortal Wombat
09-03-2005, 23:58:19
Even 2500/day would be impressive if someone were to go for a 24-hour postathon

Venom
10-03-2005, 00:04:06
Most I ever did was 200 something at ACOL.

Venom
10-03-2005, 00:04:40
Originally posted by alsieboo
and why exactly are you doing this venom?

Because I'm going to be up for 24 hours so I might as well post.

protein
10-03-2005, 01:18:28
and why are you going to be up for 24 hours?

The Mad Monk
10-03-2005, 01:30:22
Shhhh...he's sleeping.

Oerdin
10-03-2005, 01:39:28
Originally posted by Venom
Because I'm going to be up for 24 hours so I might as well post.

Do you have a new meth habit to lose weight?

Venom
10-03-2005, 03:58:18
New meth habit?

Darkstar
10-03-2005, 07:06:20
Old meth habit?

OldWarrior_42
10-03-2005, 09:25:28
I will post for 24 hours straight from 8am EST Thurs to 8am EST Fri.

Count on it.

Thank God I am working.

:D

King_Ghidra
10-03-2005, 09:53:37
how long until it starts?

zmama
10-03-2005, 10:40:43
EST is GMT -5

So right now it's 5:40 am

miester gandertak
10-03-2005, 10:43:06
hey zmama isn't that a bit early and all?

Tizzy
10-03-2005, 11:03:24
zmama is zinsomniac

miester gandertak
10-03-2005, 11:05:36
read some of darkstars threads or posts.
4 sentences and i am in a deep sleep

Funko
10-03-2005, 11:06:59
I'm glad I'm not going to be online for nearly 20 of Venom's hours. :beer:

Tizzy
10-03-2005, 11:08:49
That's going to be a hell of a lot of posts on Tuesday though :eek:

Funko
10-03-2005, 11:09:51
Oh fuck... yeah.

Can you guys stop posting from tonight until Tuesday? Thanks.

zmama
10-03-2005, 11:18:22
Ok sure, no problemo

miester gandertak
10-03-2005, 11:19:07
why?

Funko
10-03-2005, 11:20:50
'cause we won't be here and we don't want to have to look through pages of threads on Tuesday. It's only fair.

Either that or could you just post good stuff?

Tizzy
10-03-2005, 11:21:05
There'll be too much to read on Tuesday otherwise and I'll get nothing done.



On second thoughts, post away!

miester gandertak
10-03-2005, 11:25:31
where are you going?

i am not curious
doooo
di
doooo

Tizzy
10-03-2005, 11:28:27
Hiding from the world

miester gandertak
10-03-2005, 11:28:58
where?

not curious

Tizzy
10-03-2005, 11:32:11
Away. Far far away

miester gandertak
10-03-2005, 11:35:37
why?

not curious

Tizzy
10-03-2005, 11:35:57
Why not?

zmama
10-03-2005, 11:36:07
Oh


Slough :D

Funko
10-03-2005, 11:37:41
Not again!

miester gandertak
10-03-2005, 11:38:21
Die not

zmama
10-03-2005, 12:11:40
Less than an hour until the post-a-thon begins!!

W000000000000H00000000!

zmama
10-03-2005, 13:07:57
Ok it's 8:07...
Where's Venom??


We need SPAM!!

MDA
10-03-2005, 13:17:43
Originally posted by Funko
Either that or could you just post good stuff?

I post all the good stuff on Poly.

Venom
10-03-2005, 13:19:34
And so it begins.

Venom
10-03-2005, 13:20:27
I will be posting until 8am tomorrow morning. I will post AT LEAST 1 time each hour except maybe the 9PM hour tonight as I have a soccer game.

MoSe
10-03-2005, 13:23:44
Originally posted by The Mad Monk
1 post every 20 seconds = 3/minute = 180/hour = 4320/day.

Go for it.

if you begin at 00:00, you'll end at 00:00
if you count them both in the same day, you'd have posted 4321 in a day, which is much cooler, and also shows numbers aren't just conventional but they do have a meaning by themselves...

Venom
10-03-2005, 13:27:44
Take off the flood control and I'll post 4000 times.

Drekkus
10-03-2005, 14:15:40
Ah, good. Now I don't have to feel guilty for not posting much the last few days.

Tizzy
10-03-2005, 14:16:07
Yes you do

zmama
10-03-2005, 14:17:16
Originally posted by Tizzy
Yes you do

Drekkus
10-03-2005, 14:18:34
:nervous:

Lurker
10-03-2005, 14:20:57
You should have been here to protect yourself. I tried, but frankly I'm not sure it was possible even if I really cared.

Drekkus
10-03-2005, 14:22:08
What did I miss then?

Lurker
10-03-2005, 14:23:27
I'm sure you'll come across it (unless The Management deleted it, which is quite possible).

Drekkus
10-03-2005, 14:24:21
Oh, good then. Thank god I will be away the whole week next week on holiday.

Tizzy
10-03-2005, 14:25:34
You'll have to feel even more guilty then

zmama
10-03-2005, 14:26:27
Funko and Tizzy will be gone too.


Poor dead dead forum

Drekkus
10-03-2005, 14:26:50
Oh will, don't you worry. Luckily the guilt is much more bearable when staying in a nice hotel with swimming pool and all the food and drink I can get.

Lurker
10-03-2005, 14:27:20
Where are you going for holiday, Drekkus?

Drekkus
10-03-2005, 14:27:57
Germany :lol:

zmama
10-03-2005, 14:30:04
Are you going to come back from there in the same condition as your last holiday in Germany?

;)

miester gandertak
10-03-2005, 14:30:04
Originally posted by Drekkus
Oh will, don't you worry. Luckily the guilt is much more bearable when staying in a nice hotel with swimming pool and all the food and drink I can get. hidihi campers

zmama
10-03-2005, 14:31:34
If it's a nice hotel, it will have internet access :)

Drekkus
10-03-2005, 14:37:00
It might, but I will probably be too busy stuffing my face and sleeping.

miester gandertak
10-03-2005, 14:39:32
Is this the last holidays without the living alarm clock?

Drekkus
10-03-2005, 14:42:03
yep. Can't fly to sunny places at the moment, so we have to drive.

miester gandertak
10-03-2005, 14:51:23
have a good one

hahahahahaha
germany
hahahahahaha
my best friend is a german

Lurker
10-03-2005, 14:52:36
Pregnant women are great to have along. No arguments about who the designated driver should be.

miester gandertak
10-03-2005, 14:53:13
no mood swings

Drekkus
10-03-2005, 14:53:17
Who's that?

Drekkus
10-03-2005, 14:53:49
Originally posted by Lurker
Pregnant women are great to have along. No arguments about who the designated driver should be. If she had a drivers license :bash:

zmama
10-03-2005, 14:55:28
Originally posted by miester gandertak
no mood swings

You stay cheerful and sweet while the spawn of the devil kicks you in the bladder!!! :mad:

Lurker
10-03-2005, 14:56:56
Venom's mother posts here?

zmama
10-03-2005, 14:58:20
That would be tres KOEL!!

Lurker
10-03-2005, 14:59:32
She'd have some answering up to do.

Venom
10-03-2005, 15:00:01
You don't want to fuck with my mom.

Lurker
10-03-2005, 15:02:34
We just have a few questions, that's all.

Tizzy
10-03-2005, 15:03:18
Mainly, WHY?!

zmama
10-03-2005, 15:05:01
I bet it involves stealing babies

Venom
10-03-2005, 15:06:45
Once upon a time I was nice kid. Society made me the way I am now. I was so sweet put people into diabetic comas. Now I'm just full of anger and hate.

miester gandertak
10-03-2005, 15:08:10
O-Bitch-Mama?

Venom
10-03-2005, 15:11:34
Originally posted by Venom
Once upon a time I was nice kid. Society made me the way I am now. I was so sweet put people into diabetic comas. Now I'm just full of anger and hate.

Shit. That's like a rap lyric.

Drekkus
10-03-2005, 15:14:25
Free verse rap.

miester gandertak
10-03-2005, 15:15:25
gratis jus d'orange?

MoSe
10-03-2005, 15:16:03
you deserve a good rap

miester gandertak
10-03-2005, 15:16:36
and another beer.

wooohoooo i love that voice

Drekkus
10-03-2005, 15:19:29
I was at a conference once where the agenda said that the final session would be a rap session, instead of a wrap session. :D

miester gandertak
10-03-2005, 15:21:14
:lol:

did you wore your dj-sven clothes?

Venom
10-03-2005, 15:22:14
Dutch rappers? GAY!

miester gandertak
10-03-2005, 15:24:16
http://hitparade.ch/cdimages/mc_miker_g_deejay_sven-holiday_rap_s.jpg

Venom
10-03-2005, 15:26:02
GAY! GAY!

miester gandertak
10-03-2005, 15:28:06
as in jolly?

Lurker
10-03-2005, 15:47:55
Yes, you just keep on thinking that......

Venom
10-03-2005, 15:50:48
Meister Gay

Drekkus
10-03-2005, 15:54:22
We're going to London
And new york city
and we take a little piece of amsterdam

Lurker
10-03-2005, 16:12:08
:hmm:

Drekkus
10-03-2005, 16:28:53
Do you wanna go yo sven

Venom
10-03-2005, 17:01:20
Gayer

Venom
10-03-2005, 17:29:26
So everyone's just going to leave me 4 and a half hours into my quest. Bitches.

Lurker
10-03-2005, 17:37:49
I'm going to lunch, but shall soon return to further bear witness to the carnage.

Venom
10-03-2005, 17:39:25
Can I get a witness?!?!?

AMEN!!!!

Now protein will post a lot complaing about religion.

The Mad Monk
10-03-2005, 17:51:41
The Waitresses: Christmas Wrapping

"Bah, humbug!" No, that's too strong
'Cause it is my favorite holiday
But all this year's been a busy blur
Don't think I have the energy

To add to my already mad rush
Just 'cause it's 'tis the season.
The perfect gift for me would be
Completions and connections left from

Last year, ski shop,
Encounter, most interesting.
Had his number but never the time
Most of '81 passed along those lines.

So deck those halls, trim those trees
Raise up cups of Christmas cheer,
I just need to catch my breath,
Christmas by myself this year.

Calendar picture, frozen landscape,
Chilled this room for twenty-four days,
Evergreens, sparkling snow
Get this winter over with!

Flashback to springtime, saw him again,
Would've been good to go for lunch,
Couldn't agree when we were both free,
We tried, we said we'd keep in touch.

Didn't, of course, 'til summertime,
Out to the beach to his boat could I join him?
No, this time it was me,
Sunburn in the third degree.

Now the calendar's just one page
And, of course, I am excited
Tonight's the night, but I've set my mind
Not to do too much about it.

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year.
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year.
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year.
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
But I think I'll miss this one this year.

Hardly dashing through the snow
Cause I bundled up too tight
Last minute have-to-do's
A few cards a few calls
'Cause it's r-s-v-p
No thanks, no party lights
It's Christmas Eve, gonna relax
Turned down all of my invites.

Last fall I had a night to myself,
Same guy called, halloween party,
Waited all night for him to show,
This time his car wouldn't go,

Forget it, it's cold, it's getting late,
Trudge on home to celebrate
In a quiet way, unwind
Doing Christmas right this time.

A&P has its pride in me
With the world's smallest turkey
Already in the oven, nice and hot
Oh damn! Guess what I forgot?

So on with the boots, back out in the snow
To the only all-night grocery,
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
In the line is that guy I've been chasing all year!

"I'm spending this one alone," he said.
"Need a break; this year's been crazy."
I said, "Me too, but why are you?
You mean you forgot cranberries too?"

Then suddenly we laughed and laughed
Caught on to what was happening
That Christmas magic's brought this tale
To a very happy ending! "

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
Couldn't miss this one this year!
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
Couldn't miss this one this year!

Venom
10-03-2005, 18:09:31
Are you trying to kill this thread?

Fistandantilus
10-03-2005, 18:13:04
Venom's threads never die. They haunt you. Forever.

Venom
10-03-2005, 18:24:13
As they should.

Lurker
10-03-2005, 18:25:26
Damn near killed it, though.

Venom
10-03-2005, 18:35:01
Resiliancy dammit!

Lurker
10-03-2005, 18:37:14
That was Rather's alternative signoff. Personally, I like it better.

Venom
10-03-2005, 18:56:21
Shit finally caught up with that bastard.

The Mad Monk
10-03-2005, 18:57:53
Nah, it was always in him.

Japher
10-03-2005, 18:57:58
Too much fiber?

The Mad Monk
10-03-2005, 19:04:00
Not enough.

Japher
10-03-2005, 19:04:42
such a delicate balance.

The Mad Monk
10-03-2005, 19:05:00
After decades of buildup, his ass became a lawn sprinkler.

Japher
10-03-2005, 19:06:30
that's what happens when you lance a hemroid.

Venom
10-03-2005, 19:13:56
QUEST UPDATE:

18hrs to go. A quarter of the way there...I'm tired.

zmama
10-03-2005, 22:58:31
But you'll do it!!

I'm back from WoW for a bit...not long ;)

Venom
10-03-2005, 23:56:58
Ok. Eating dinner now before the game. Things going well.

Darkstar
11-03-2005, 01:45:44
For eating? I would hope so!

Venom
11-03-2005, 03:15:24
You never know. People choke on all kinds of things. Dicks in your case. Pizza in mine.

Japher
11-03-2005, 03:16:32
:lol:

dicks!

:lol:

Wait..

Venom
11-03-2005, 04:06:47
Wait for what?

zmama
11-03-2005, 04:08:45
Some mysterious thing only known to the mind of Japher?

Venom
11-03-2005, 04:39:13
Perhaps he's thinking about some nut gobbling of his own.

Venom
11-03-2005, 05:34:26
7 hrs 25 minutes to go. Feeling good.

Darkstar
11-03-2005, 05:37:12
Got that new ointment then? Congrats!

Venom
11-03-2005, 05:39:18
No, I was commenting how good my balls felt. Your mom was sucking on them.

Darkstar
11-03-2005, 05:40:47
That wasn't my mom. Just my step mom. She sucks a mean cock. But you gotta look out, cause she'll suck your wallet clean at the same time.

Venom
11-03-2005, 05:43:17
That bitch don't know I'm already broke. The only money she's getting is the money shot.

Darkstar
11-03-2005, 05:46:02
Yeah? Did she get your SSN? If so, the last laugh will be on you. She'll sell that off on ebay, the same as she did to the 10 guys before you today.

Venom
11-03-2005, 05:46:55
Do you think I even know my SSN?

Darkstar
11-03-2005, 05:48:40
No. But I bet you got a SSN card in your wallet. You got to flash that when you go down to get your government cheese.

Venom
11-03-2005, 05:54:45
Riiiight. Like I'm that organized.

Darkstar
11-03-2005, 05:57:12
You can't fool me. You'd never let your government cheese card get lost. Just found out it's gone... and she's gone, right? Hah! Burnt again by a cheap whore!

Man, you really need to step up to the $20 whores... they rob you less, and you only need to use 2 rubbers.

Venom
11-03-2005, 06:06:32
Let me check my wallet...oh there it is. Let me check your mom's face...oh there my spunk is.

Darkstar
11-03-2005, 06:07:50
Dude. You should stop asking Alsie to pretend she's your mum. That's just sick!

Venom
11-03-2005, 07:15:12
That doesn't even make sense.

5hrs 45 mins to go. Getting tired. May have to go to Waffle House at 3 for a pick me up.

self biased
11-03-2005, 07:30:26
don't be a quitter, fatty.

Venom
11-03-2005, 07:32:02
Hell yeah. HELL YEAH!

self biased
11-03-2005, 07:33:35
please as if your stank ass could get out of the chair to go gorge yourself on some delicious, syrupy waffles.

Venom
11-03-2005, 07:39:20
Oh...I'm going to Waffle House. And bacon will be involved.

Venom
11-03-2005, 07:44:25
To the House I go.

self biased
11-03-2005, 07:47:00
i can hear your arteries clogging from here already.

**sigh**

i do miss living down south though. closest thing i've got is denny's and IHOP. no waffle houses

Venom
11-03-2005, 08:54:04
Waffle House rules. I got one of their hats now.

Venom
11-03-2005, 09:09:25
3 hrs 50 mins to go. Very tired now.

Venom
11-03-2005, 10:02:35
3 hours now. Burst of energy.

Venom
11-03-2005, 10:56:04
Just about 2 hours to go now. Feeling good.

miester gandertak
11-03-2005, 10:57:35
go girl

Venom
11-03-2005, 11:02:10
And I'm getting no support from the Europeans. Disgraceful.

miester gandertak
11-03-2005, 11:03:55
what about this dutch moron.

VENOM clap clap clap
VE NOM clap clap clap

Venom
11-03-2005, 11:05:42
Oooh. I like cheering!

miester gandertak
11-03-2005, 11:22:05
We've got a V
We've got an E
We've got a N
We've got an O
We've got a M

V E N O M.
VENOM

Venom
11-03-2005, 11:23:43
That's me!

miester gandertak
11-03-2005, 11:28:21
dammit, it is boring today.

Venom
11-03-2005, 11:29:33
It sure is. I thought this is when you wankers had the most fun.

1.5 hours to go...fading fast.

miester gandertak
11-03-2005, 11:33:15
don't look into the light




damn that flunko and going on a romantic trip and all.

Venom
11-03-2005, 11:34:31
He's such a pussy. Tizzy better have threatened him with massive and frequent ding ding kicks.

miester gandertak
11-03-2005, 11:35:57
yaay she took her nutcrusher with her

Venom
11-03-2005, 12:26:42
30 minutes...just 30 more minutes.

Drekkus
11-03-2005, 12:27:31
Is he gone yet?

Venom
11-03-2005, 12:32:49
Wrong thread?

Drekkus
11-03-2005, 12:39:51
No, I jusst miscounted and hoped both you and MrG would be gone by now.

C.G.B Spender
11-03-2005, 12:40:53
together?

Venom
11-03-2005, 12:42:00
I am Meister G.

zmama
11-03-2005, 12:44:43
Intense violence paired with overwhelming idiocy


koel

Drekkus
11-03-2005, 12:47:52
Idiotic violence

The Mad Monk
11-03-2005, 12:49:51
Originally posted by zmama
Intense violence paired with overwhelming idiocy


koel

Groo?

Venom
11-03-2005, 12:58:04
1 MINUTE!

Venom
11-03-2005, 13:04:08
It's bed time. I need sleepy.

zmama
11-03-2005, 13:05:33
Night night little Venoompje

King_Ghidra
11-03-2005, 13:29:54
so did venom manage it or what

Venom
11-03-2005, 13:40:22
God damn right I did.

Tizzy
11-03-2005, 14:32:45
Originally posted by Venom
He's such a pussy. Tizzy better have threatened him with massive and frequent ding ding kicks.
The boots are on holiday at the moment

Lurker
11-03-2005, 15:18:11
When Venom returns, perhaps he can explain the purpose of that idiotic quest.

Venom
11-03-2005, 20:03:31
Why did I climb this mountain? Because it was there.

Chris
11-03-2005, 20:11:29
And you are a nut.

Lurker
11-03-2005, 20:23:18
Venom draws a Mt. Everest analogy. I kind of see it as scuba diving to the bottom of the deepest sewer.

Chris
11-03-2005, 20:24:20
Yes, it is rather cess-pool like.