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09-03-2005, 07:30:35

Sir Penguin
09-03-2005, 07:46:10
What about Batman's boner?


09-03-2005, 10:46:20

09-03-2005, 11:34:45
Superman was flying around thinking “I need a shag” he was as horny as a horndog. The man of steel was gagging for it.

He passed over Gotham City when he saw Batman, so he flew down for some advice. “Hey Bats, who’s a good shag?”
Batman replied, “ Well Supe, everyone knows that Wonderwoman is the best sex in comicland, why don’t you try her?”
”I’d love to, but Wonderwoman and I are friends, so I don’t really
want to take advantage of her....”
”Damn shame” said Batman, and waved goodbye to Superman as he flew off.

Ten minutes later he was flying low over a city when he saw Spiderman swinging from rooftop to rooftop. He flew down. “Hey Spidey, I’m cruisin’ for a piece of ass, who’s the best shag in comicland?”
”Hey, Big S, everyone knows that Wonderwoman is far and away the best shag in comicland, why don’t you try her?”
”Well we are sort of friends,” he said, “but I didn’t realise she had
gotten around so much.” and he flew off in frustration.

Twenty minutes later he was flying over a field when he saw Wonderwoman lying naked in the middle of the field, with her legs apart and up in the air.

Superman was tempted. “Goddamn it!” he thought to himself, “I’m faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of there before she even knows I’m here.”

So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and gone.

Wonderwoman stared up in the sky with a glazed expression.
”What the fuck was that?” she exclaimed.
”I don’t know,” said the Invisible Man as he rolled off, “But my arse is killing me”

09-03-2005, 11:47:37
I shouldn't be laughing.



09-03-2005, 11:50:07
you didn't realise?


09-03-2005, 12:36:14
:lol: :lol: :lol: One of those jokes that never gets old :p

Provost Harrison
09-03-2005, 13:14:32
Never heard that one before...

09-03-2005, 13:25:29
Neither had the Invisible Man !

09-03-2005, 13:27:38
http://rathen.animebots.co.uk your site then Kitty ?

09-03-2005, 19:56:04
lol I hadn't followed the link. Thats a great site gary!

09-03-2005, 23:11:01
That was so wrong yet I laughed.