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miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 12:55:59
tell me!!

MDA
08-03-2005, 13:05:42
Only chocolate for the next couple years.

Venom
08-03-2005, 13:05:53
Hmmm, I think you might get some negative feedback for this thread.

protein
08-03-2005, 13:06:06
Head'n'Shoulders bottle?

MDA
08-03-2005, 13:08:37
Blush brush handle?

How many people here had a blush brush, pickle, or hot dog girl at their high school?

protein
08-03-2005, 13:12:02
We had a school in Reading that banned head'n'shoulders shampoo.

We had a girl that made anoher girl watch her dog lick her out. Whether or not that was actually true, the other girl told everyone and "dog food pussy" had to leave the school. I imagine she's scarred for life.

Venom
08-03-2005, 13:16:13
So MDA goes from chocolate (which is a pretty nasty thought, by the way. Well done) to brush handles.

JM^3
08-03-2005, 13:18:15
my neighbor tells of a surprised party that he was invited for that a man threw for his wife

so they were all hidden, and than she came home to the garage, but didn't enter the living room where they were all hidden

so after a bit they went to the garage, and found her being licked out by the dog

don't know if it was true

personally beastiality just really sickens me (while I could understand a number like wanting to be tied up)

Jon Miller

JM^3
08-03-2005, 13:19:15
and personally this thread surprised me

JM

King_Ghidra
08-03-2005, 13:21:42
jm, you are a fucknut, you really are

that bullshit is on a par with the story funko used to tell of his friend at uni whose martial arts teacher hit jan claude van damme in such a way as to cause him to lose control of his bowels

Venom
08-03-2005, 13:23:50
I can easily believe that story about Van Damme. He's gotten his ass kicked a bunch.

King_Ghidra
08-03-2005, 13:24:39
then you're also a fucknut

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 13:28:22
Originally posted by Venom
Hmmm, I think you might get some negative feedback for this thread. when?

King_Ghidra
08-03-2005, 13:29:14
now

your thread sucks, freak

MDA
08-03-2005, 13:30:11
Own goal.

Don't mess with Jean-Claude, he's from Coobeck.

protein
08-03-2005, 13:30:23
To be fair Mr Van Damme is a dancer not a martial artist. If he got in a real fight he probably would lose control of his bowels.

MDA
08-03-2005, 13:30:39
I x-posted, but that'll work.

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 13:31:32
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
now

your thread sucks, freak takes one

LoD
08-03-2005, 13:31:33
Originally posted by protein
We had a girl that made anoher girl watch her dog lick her out. Whether or not that was actually true, the other girl told everyone and "dog food pussy" had to leave the school. I imagine she's scarred for life.

That's nothing. In last class of primary school, we had a guy that let his dog lick his privates, and raped his cat (not at the same time of course).
And before you ask, no, it wasn't me.

King_Ghidra
08-03-2005, 13:36:27
Originally posted by miester gandertak
takes one

well this is cg, so i was stating the obvious

Venom
08-03-2005, 13:37:25
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
then you're also a fucknut

You do know that he didn't actually beat Tong-Po, right?

JM^3
08-03-2005, 13:38:10
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
jm, you are a fucknut, you really are

that bullshit is on a par with the story funko used to tell of his friend at uni whose martial arts teacher hit jan claude van damme in such a way as to cause him to lose control of his bowels
I am just repeating a story

not saying that I bleive it

Jon Miller
(I don't beleive a lot of what that neigbor says, even at the time, and later I found out he was having an affair with my mom)

King_Ghidra
08-03-2005, 13:38:51
:lol:

this thread turned out way better than it had a right to

JM^3
08-03-2005, 13:40:15
and I want to adda caveat

fish porn doesn't sicken me, it makes me laugh....

Jon Miller

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 13:50:44
ahaaa now i understand a blowfish

zmama
08-03-2005, 14:07:17
Originally posted by miester gandertak
when?

NOW! :mad:

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 14:15:05
oops

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 14:15:53
just an innocent copycat

Venom
08-03-2005, 14:16:49
Told you. Wanker.

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 14:17:37
yaaay you are schjmart

alsieboo
08-03-2005, 15:52:46
:o

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 15:54:18
hey you are all red
don't tell

alsieboo
08-03-2005, 15:55:41
love isn't true, it's just something that we do?

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 15:59:09
we
dooooooo
di
dooooooo

alsieboo
08-03-2005, 15:59:58
doooo
di
doooo !!

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 16:05:08
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
di
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Lazarus and the Gimp
08-03-2005, 16:15:27
There's a famous story told by the legendary "Melody Maker" jazz correspondent Max Jones, who turned up at Billie Holliday's hotel room to interview her, only to find her being orally pleasured by her dog.

She didn't stop either. She just said "Don't mind us, Max. Dog's just having his breakfast."

alsieboo
08-03-2005, 16:22:10
Nice.

Lurker
08-03-2005, 16:27:20
Apparently miesterg's protective filter that is usually installed between thoughts and actions has malfunctioned.

Lazarus and the Gimp
08-03-2005, 16:40:55
The little diplomat in his head has been expelled.

MDA
08-03-2005, 18:40:14
Herman's Head?

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 20:12:43
Originally posted by Lurker
Apparently miesterg's protective filter that is usually installed between thoughts and actions has malfunctioned. where can i buy a new one?

The Mad Monk
08-03-2005, 20:15:10
Originally posted by LoD
That's nothing. In last class of primary school, we had a guy that let his dog lick his privates, and raped his cat (not at the same time of course).
And before you ask, no, it wasn't me.

Primary school here covers ages five through nine.

You meant something different, right?

:hmm:

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 20:15:59
hahahahahahaha

Darkstar
08-03-2005, 20:41:23
Originally posted by Venom
Hmmm, I think you might get some negative feedback for this thread.

When ZMama spots it.

Oh, I see she's already posted here. Mr. G, I feel you should be warned... never ever accept any chocolates, wine, or cookies ever again, from any source, including stores. Or you risk, well... You should know that that ZMama has survived Venom's School of Expressing Displeasure. :ninja:

Darkstar
08-03-2005, 20:42:45
Originally posted by JM^3
Jon Miller
(I don't beleive a lot of what that neigbor says, even at the time, and later I found out he was having an affair with my mom)

Why did you feel that you needed to tell us this? I'm just curious...

MDA
08-03-2005, 20:48:29
Nuh-uh. You're baiting him so you can give advice in another long winded Darkstar™ post.

I can't wait.

Darkstar
08-03-2005, 20:58:38
:lol:


Uh-huh!
:D


Like I need an excuse to post long winded posts filled with Darkstarian facts or trivia.

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 21:00:24
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: @ darkstar

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 21:23:56
Originally posted by JM^3
and personally this thread surprised me

JM woooohoooo that is quite an achievement

LoD
08-03-2005, 22:31:57
Originally posted by The Mad Monk
Primary school here covers ages five through nine.

You meant something different, right?

:hmm:

Primary school = grades 1-8 in the "old" system in Poland.

alsieboo
08-03-2005, 23:19:56
Trust you to be awkward :rolleyes:

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 23:23:00
i think it's an awkward thread after all :cute:

alsieboo
08-03-2005, 23:34:34
there are so manty things I could say here...but I'm not going to

Greg W
08-03-2005, 23:41:55
Good! Don't do any of them either.

alsieboo
08-03-2005, 23:45:48
As if I would!

Funko
09-03-2005, 09:41:56
Primary school is 5-11 in the UK, secondary 11-16 (or 18). You do occasionally see a "middle school" but very rare.

Debaser
09-03-2005, 09:44:05
"middle school" is just the juniors part of primary school I thought...

Funko
09-03-2005, 10:24:31
Yeah... that makes sense, what 7-11 then?

miester gandertak
09-03-2005, 10:48:35
didn't you rape a cat at the age of 11?

zmama
09-03-2005, 11:29:08
no

MDA
09-03-2005, 12:26:15
So you still maintain that the cat was a willing participant?

miester gandertak
09-03-2005, 12:27:04
:lol:

zmama
09-03-2005, 13:09:16
1000 kitchen knives.....*check*
Steel brah....*check*

MDA and miester gandertak's home addresses....*check*

Venom
09-03-2005, 13:16:01
KILL!!!!

zmama
09-03-2005, 13:20:47
YESSIR!

AND Hoooray!!

(will have to wait until I get a bit of cash to get there, but it'll be more of a surprise for them when I do :D)

Venom
09-03-2005, 13:53:19
Always leave them guessing.

Immortal Wombat
09-03-2005, 18:43:08
Originally posted by Funko
Primary school is 5-11 in the UK, secondary 11-16 (or 18). You do occasionally see a "middle school" but very rare.

Primary school is either:
Infant School: 4/5 - 6/7
Junior School: 7/8 - 10/11

or

First School: 4/5 - 7/8
Middle School: 8/9 - 11/12

And then secondary schools start at 11, sometimes with a second intake at 12 depending on the system of primary schools locally. I think First&Middle is being phased out, 'cos it's just confusing, and schools can add or drop year groups depending on demand.

Greg W
09-03-2005, 22:59:29
In Australia:
Pre-school - er, 3-4 (at a guess)
Kindergarten - 4-5 (? Maybe just 5? optional)
Infants - 6-7
Primary - 8-11
High School - 12-17

Roughly, not taking into account those with birthdays that fall near the cusp of an intake.

LoD
10-03-2005, 10:22:04
OK, old system in Poland:
Primary School 7-14
High School 15-19

New system:
Primary School 7-12
Gymnasium 13-15
High School 16-19

I was in the old system.
And, to continue the thread's topic, the guys of my primary school school class spiked the soft drinks with an equivalent of the spanish fly in a school party. Now, granted, this was a primary school party (ie. in a school, with teacher supervision), and it was in 7th grade, so they didn't get much more than a cuddle - but it clearly shows how fucked up the guys in my primary class were.

Originally posted by alsieboo
Trust you to be awkward :rolleyes:

Oh, you can trust me on anything :D.

alsieboo
10-03-2005, 16:49:29
Apart from answeting me on ICQ, obviously!

Venom
10-03-2005, 17:02:23
I trust him to be bukkake taking queer. He didn't let me down there.

King_Ghidra
10-03-2005, 17:04:41
:lol: