View Full Version : what is the best thing to put up the alley?

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 08:47:06
tell me!!

08-03-2005, 08:48:12
Whose alley?

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 08:51:37
your own.
let's say in this thread drekkus'

08-03-2005, 08:53:02
:mad: Why would I want to put anything up Drekkus's alley? He's always been a nice person to me!

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 08:57:14
ok, next try.
what is the best thing to put up your own alley?

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 09:01:49
Mr. Up Your Alley wants you to know


Provost Harrison
08-03-2005, 09:55:43
It looks like Gordon Freeman the homo :D

08-03-2005, 10:01:04
It looks like the cast from the YMCA video....

08-03-2005, 10:20:39
A wheelie bin.

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 10:22:04
A wheelie bin up your alley.
okay which side first?

08-03-2005, 10:23:10
If you push them into the alley with the wheels down you can just roll it.

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 10:26:33
Are you saying wheels first?
cause on the other hand, if the wheels stick just a little bit out of your alley it shows lots of benifits.

08-03-2005, 10:27:58
No, wheels on the floor.

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 10:37:53
yes, good thinking.

we need someone to market the new trousers.
like levi's 50-wheels. fit to roll.

another benifit is that you only need to go to the toilet like once a month.

08-03-2005, 10:37:57
...and old sofa?

08-03-2005, 10:38:39
A stack of empty cardboard boxes - for tramps to sleep in and cops to drive through.

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 10:41:00
and stupid people who accidentely fall of the roof to land in...
good thinking funko.

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 10:41:57
Originally posted by MattHiggs
...and old sofa? why not a new one?

08-03-2005, 10:45:15
New sofas don't stay long in alleys, people steal them. so best to put an old one in there.

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 10:46:59
i would like to meet the person who steals a new sofa up my alley.
second thought i don't, old one is better.

08-03-2005, 11:32:41
this thread is jenyus, Dalý-level jenyus to me.

oop your alley?
alley oop (http://www.unitedmedia.com/comics/alleyoop/)!

by.... Jack & Carole BENDER!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 11:50:09
so we've got
# a wheelie bin
# an old sofa

there must be more usefull things to put up your alley.

08-03-2005, 11:53:17
And the cardboard boxes.

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 11:54:36
thank you Tizzy, of course the brilliant idea of the cardboard boxes.

so we've got
# a wheelie bin
# an old sofa
# cardboard boxes

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 12:03:04
cats, of course we need some cats.

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 12:03:26
and gators one or two gators

Provost Harrison
08-03-2005, 12:06:45
A dodgy car mechanic and his garage...

08-03-2005, 12:07:49
Two gators.

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 12:07:50
and mike

08-03-2005, 12:09:59

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 12:12:01
mike and the mechanics, not that mike.

08-03-2005, 12:15:04
Still. Why? Does the alley need mechanics?

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 12:17:43
no you are right.
ph with his stupid stupid ideas.

and two gators

08-03-2005, 12:24:50
The gators can take care of PH

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 12:28:59
good thinking maybe we need 3 or 4

08-03-2005, 12:34:41
3 should do it.
Hungry, schnappi gators.

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 12:36:54
do we need a boo?

Scabrous Birdseed
08-03-2005, 12:38:43
Urine. Urine is a key biotope in alleys.

08-03-2005, 12:38:44
Only if the gators are scary

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 12:43:25
well ph sleeps up your alley, so i guess the gators are def. scared.

so we've got
# a wheelie bin
# an old sofa
# cardboard boxes
# cats
# 3 gators
# one boo, lets take our one so she won't brag around here no more.
# and urine.

how do we get the urine up your alley?

Provost Harrison
08-03-2005, 12:49:11
Oi, you've seen backstreet garages! Bah!

Well if I can't have a backstreet garage, I want a backstreet abortion clinic instead godammit!

08-03-2005, 12:50:44
You want one of them you'll have to find a backstreet to put it in, this is an alley we're building

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 12:51:18
no way, you can sleep in funkos cardboard boxes. that's all take it or leave it.

Provost Harrison
08-03-2005, 12:52:51
Fuck you then, I'm not putting anything in your pathetic alley in that case.



08-03-2005, 12:52:59
We do need a drunken tramp to sleep off their strong liquor and think they are hallucinating when an alien/man from the future/robot/skateboarding monkey lands/is transported/skates into the alley.

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 12:55:30
so PH has a leading role up your alley.

08-03-2005, 13:47:41
How about a homo necro duck?

08-03-2005, 13:48:35
no thank you, i just ate

08-03-2005, 13:52:09
You defintely need a 'drunk' PH in your alley!

miester gandertak
08-03-2005, 13:55:09
yep, we've one in the cardboard boxes.