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Asher
04-03-2005, 16:05:05
And won a free coffee.

:beer:

Provost Harrison
04-03-2005, 16:06:04
I haven't got one.

Funko
04-03-2005, 16:16:55
Asher can't rim you then.

Gary
04-03-2005, 16:39:50
The avatar must be a forgery

alsieboo
04-03-2005, 22:56:17
I was scared to open this thread, like many others here. On reflection, it could have been worse. Keep up the bad work.

Asher
05-03-2005, 01:45:36
You guys don't know anything important.

Sir Penguin
05-03-2005, 02:04:22
You mean you rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrolled up your rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrim! I won a muffin once.

SP

RedFred
05-03-2005, 04:26:33
I can't say RRRRRRRRRRRRIM!

Good thing I am not from a Spanish speaking country.

Darkstar
05-03-2005, 06:39:30
I thought he had done something to his car.

Damn, this place gets boring when JM isn't around to tell of his latest madcap antics. Where is he? Passed out somewhere?

Asher
07-03-2005, 19:16:04
I just got a free donut.

Lazarus and the Gimp
07-03-2005, 20:12:38
Did you know that "rim" is a slang for "foreskin" round here?

KrazyHorse@home
07-03-2005, 20:16:56
Did you know that "rimming" is slang for "tonguing somebody's asshole" around here?

Lazarus and the Gimp
07-03-2005, 20:23:16
And round here. That doesn't fit the thread title as amusingly, however.

Asher
07-03-2005, 20:27:12
I find all kinds of winnings under my rim.

KrazyHorse@home
07-03-2005, 21:05:00
I found all sorts of smegma

Asher
07-03-2005, 21:12:07
Do you not shower?

KrazyHorse@home
07-03-2005, 21:13:10
Do golden showers count?

Asher
07-03-2005, 21:21:03
Yes, urine is sterile.

KrazyHorse@home
07-03-2005, 21:21:34
I find it hard to work up a lather though.

Asher
07-03-2005, 21:23:58
You're uncut, why would you need a lather?

KrazyHorse@home
07-03-2005, 21:24:58
Suds fetish

KrazyHorse@home
07-03-2005, 21:26:09
Sometimes it frightens me that a gay computer scientist from Alberta whom I've never met knows whether or not I'm circumcised.

Lazarus and the Gimp
07-03-2005, 22:11:40
Asher sees everything.

Asher
07-03-2005, 22:17:28
Originally posted by KrazyHorse@home
Sometimes it frightens me that a gay computer scientist from Alberta whom I've never met knows whether or not I'm circumcised.
You mentioned smegma.

Lazarus and the Gimp
07-03-2005, 22:18:34
It's not his.

Asher
07-03-2005, 22:20:01
Most cut guys don't know what it is.

KrazyHorse@home
07-03-2005, 22:42:01
I've never actually had any smegma. I just know about it because of all the "your body" books my parents bought for us so they wouldn't have to talk to us about sex.

Provost Harrison
07-03-2005, 22:49:58
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Did you know that "rim" is a slang for "foreskin" round here?

Did you think I was talking about coffee? :cute:

Lazarus and the Gimp
08-03-2005, 16:19:50
I thought you were talking about your penis.

Oerdin
08-03-2005, 16:23:31
Originally posted by Asher
Most cut guys don't know what it is.

Sure we do. We just don't experience it.

Asher
08-03-2005, 18:10:58
Neither do uncut guys with a shower.

Provost Harrison
08-03-2005, 22:49:57
Yep, I have no Kojak rollneck...

Asher
09-03-2005, 00:56:46
I won another coffee today with my free coffee.

Sir Penguin
09-03-2005, 01:50:42
I won $110 in free food on Safeway contests over the last few months.

SP

Oerdin
09-03-2005, 06:07:04
I won nothing.

Sir Penguin
09-03-2005, 07:48:22
You won your freedom.

SP

Tizzy
09-03-2005, 09:19:24
I can't even win an argument

miester gandertak
09-03-2005, 09:25:11
you are right

Provost Harrison
09-03-2005, 10:23:42
Dammit, even if I entered a losers competition, I'd come second :(

;) :p

MoSe
09-03-2005, 11:18:29
Loser!

Provost Harrison
09-03-2005, 13:10:15
:p

Asher
09-03-2005, 14:47:45
That's the best post in a long time.

You took a webcam picture of yourself to call someone else a loser.

King_Ghidra
09-03-2005, 15:03:11
yaay!

Funko
09-03-2005, 15:05:04
Stationary cupboard?

King_Ghidra
09-03-2005, 15:10:51
i had to hide in there so no-one saw me taking the picture :o

Funko
09-03-2005, 15:12:56
That's what I thought. :lol:

MoSe
09-03-2005, 15:18:04
I'm trying to convince my cowie to take one together!

MDA
09-03-2005, 15:20:22
Originally posted by KrazyHorse@home
I just know about it because of all the "your body" books my parents bought for us so they wouldn't have to talk to us about sex.

Mine got me braces.

Venom
09-03-2005, 15:24:14
Fat, gay Cantona doesn't look so fat anymore. As a side effect, though, he looks twice as gay.