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alsieboo
03-03-2005, 21:25:06
I'm an invalid, I can't get up to walk to the kitchen, take pity on me!

Actually, I think my pc should be in the kitchen. The amount of times I have to get up to get some food or a drink from there, it'd save time if it was in there. And seeing as I broke the microwave we havea space!

Lazarus and the Gimp
03-03-2005, 21:32:36
You can't have a PC in the kitchen. It'll end up smelling of chips and sausages.

sleeping_satsuma
03-03-2005, 21:42:06
I found my lodger putting her knife in the toaster today while it was on. She also eats toast without a plate and leave her crumbs everywhere for me to clean up.

How do I say 'are you having a fucking laugh?' in French?

miester gandertak
03-03-2005, 21:43:07
that is not possible, you cannot pm tea

zmama
03-03-2005, 21:48:38
My pc is in the kitchen

My kitchen is good sized and has a built in desk.

And here Alsie:

http://images.meredith.com/bhg/images/12/l_12759691.jpg

Lazarus and the Gimp
03-03-2005, 21:51:45
Lavender on the saucer? That's so gay that it's torn a hole in the space/sexuakity continuum and is sucking everything into an alternate universe entirely populated by interior designers.

Lazarus and the Gimp
03-03-2005, 21:52:58
That should have read "sexuality". It might have been a Freudian slip, but she'd kick my teeth in.

sleeping_satsuma
03-03-2005, 21:53:54
maybe lawrence llewellyn bowen is God and we are all just figments of his imagination

zmama
03-03-2005, 21:54:37
At least you're gay enough to know it's lavender :)

Lurker
03-03-2005, 22:02:02
Looks like a red "x" to me.

alsieboo
03-03-2005, 23:09:32
Thank you zmama.

I can have my pc where ever I like. but we don't relaly eat a lot of fish. or chips. or sausages.

Christoph
03-03-2005, 23:13:32
News to me


I'll send some tea with the chocolate then?

alsieboo
03-03-2005, 23:20:53
Jsut make sure it doens't melt the choccy. What are you sending me btw?

Debaser
04-03-2005, 01:05:04
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
How do I say 'are you having a fucking laugh?' in French?

Babelfish says "tes vous ayant un rire foutu", though I don't think it's ever successfully translated anything, let alone profanity laced English colloquialisms. *shrug*

sleeping_satsuma
04-03-2005, 01:30:53
Originally posted by Debaser
Babelfish says "tes vous ayant un rire foutu", though I don't think it's ever successfully translated anything, let alone profanity laced English colloquialisms. *shrug*

lol, maybe I should just kick her in the shins instead :0

Christoph
04-03-2005, 16:56:41
I'm sending you a bar of galaxy, and a teabag, with letter. I missed the post so i'll do it tomorrow.

Gary
04-03-2005, 17:22:23
Doesn't everyone eat toast without a plate ? And leave the toaster on while you shove your knife in it to dislodge the stuck bread ? :confused:

DevilsH@lo
04-03-2005, 19:19:42
And you wonder why your TV doesn't work. :o

alsieboo
04-03-2005, 22:22:18
galaxy? My favourite! Now ifonly I could actually swallow it :(

protein
04-03-2005, 22:37:01
Originally posted by Gary
Doesn't everyone eat toast without a plate ? And leave the toaster on while you shove your knife in it to dislodge the stuck bread ? :confused:
I do, but I wouldn't advise a child to do it.

zmama
04-03-2005, 22:43:13
Originally posted by alsieboo
galaxy? My favourite! Now ifonly I could actually swallow it :(

Awww poor baby! :( Have some more tea.

I just have laryngitis, but not a really sore throat...

I can make some really godawful croaky noises :D

alsieboo
04-03-2005, 22:54:54
I can't swallow tea very well either lol, I'm saw here trying to get some water down my throat and thats not working well either :( Yogurts a no go too!

Croaky noises are gooood!

Koshko
05-03-2005, 05:43:30
Put the computer upstairs or downstairs. This way whenever you take a snack break, you can get a little exercise taking the flight of stairs.

Christoph
05-03-2005, 14:27:08
You gots a sore throat eh



Ok, I missed the post again, as I woke up at 12.30, and the post goes at 10 or something

alsieboo
05-03-2005, 19:21:07
I don't want exercise. I don't do exercise. Two dance lessons a week is enough for me thank you very much.

Shag's bringing his shiny pc over to our place, I suggested we put it in the kitchen, but he wasn't very happy about it getting covered with spag bol. :(

BigGameHunter
05-03-2005, 19:42:27
Looks like you've got yourself a real winner there, Alsie.
Fucking guy can't even get up in time for the mail!
Sheesh...
You're better than that.

alsieboo
05-03-2005, 20:40:09
Where's the 'aww bless' smiley?

Christoph
05-03-2005, 23:18:12
I live in the post office ffs, I can get it whenever. I just went to bed really late the other night.

aww, bless :p

alsieboo
06-03-2005, 14:27:20
That's what makes it worse, the fact that you only had to go downstairs, and you couldn't!! Shocking.

Christoph
06-03-2005, 15:03:54
...and I have no money and have to steal the stuff for you :p


P.S We are out of galaxy, so what i'm proposing to do is tomorrow after school get a bar in the corner shop. I'm also buying spark plugs for my bike.

alsieboo
06-03-2005, 17:14:52
:o how rude

Lefty Scaevola
07-03-2005, 16:59:12
Originally posted by miester gandertak
that is not possible, you cannot pm tea The illuminati can.

King_Ghidra
07-03-2005, 17:09:00
yeah but will they? will they fuck

Lazarus and the Gimp
07-03-2005, 17:33:39
Originally posted by miester gandertak
that is not possible, you cannot pm tea

Yes she can. It's a valid medical excuse for spending a few days as a psycho each month.

Venom
07-03-2005, 18:00:41
I desperately want to fit a tea bagging joke into this thread but I'm too tired.

Christoph
07-03-2005, 20:42:04
*teabags venom*


Yawn.

alsieboo
07-03-2005, 23:09:44
I liked the illuminati's brand thingys, they were tres cool.

Laz, I'm a psycho for the rest of the month too :p

I've had no chocolate today, can you believe that? Oh well, ruins your sex drive apparently, but I've seen no evidence of that!

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
09-03-2005, 02:56:30
Originally posted by alsieboo
:o how rude

No, rude is not reading your PMs after someone sends you tea... Hmph!

alsieboo
09-03-2005, 12:39:56
I read it! Yours was by far the best cup of tea Qaj, I just didn't reply. Drank it though :p

MDA
09-03-2005, 12:50:29
Originally posted by zmama
I can make some really godawful croaky noises, Gollum!, Gollum!
:nervous:

zmama
09-03-2005, 13:02:51
Have you moved yet, MDA?

:D

MDA
09-03-2005, 13:39:12
Um... Yes?

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
09-03-2005, 21:42:38
Originally posted by alsieboo
I read it! Yours was by far the best cup of tea Qaj, I just didn't reply. Drank it though :p

You're forgiven then. I was expecting a read receipt though. Maybe I've been using Outlook at work too long.

alsieboo
09-03-2005, 21:49:34
well I definininintely read it!