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Drekkus
03-03-2005, 13:34:48
Electric appliances work on smoke. When the smoke is out of the machine, it's broken.

miester gandertak
03-03-2005, 13:35:21
not true

zmama
03-03-2005, 13:36:22
Fat runs the world, silly

miester gandertak
03-03-2005, 13:37:25
what do you know of work anyway

Venom
03-03-2005, 13:38:08
Fat does run the world. Fat powers people and people make everything happen.

Funko
03-03-2005, 14:05:53
Originally posted by Drekkus
Electric appliances work on smoke. When the smoke is out of the machine, it's broken.

Cars work on the same thing.

Steam trains work on anti smoke, when the smoke stops coming out they are broken.

Drekkus
03-03-2005, 14:10:28
You do have to keep smoke and anti-smoke separated, or else it will violently explode.

protein
03-03-2005, 14:11:14
Aha. So stereos work on silence and TVs work on fuzzy white noise energy.

Funko
03-03-2005, 14:12:24
TVs are so complicated they work on fuzzy white noise energy, hissing, humming, whining and smoke.

Venom
03-03-2005, 14:35:22
So those people aren't actually inside the box?

Drekkus
03-03-2005, 14:36:46
So who's doing the humming then?

Funko
03-03-2005, 14:37:30
Humming birds.

MoSe
03-03-2005, 14:38:52
you're mocking me

Funko
03-03-2005, 14:41:39
I'd need a mocking bird for that.

MoSe
03-03-2005, 14:43:33
now you're killing me! :lol:

Venom
03-03-2005, 14:44:35
I wish.

Funko
03-03-2005, 14:52:11
No such thing as a killing bird.

Tizzy
03-03-2005, 14:53:18
*ahem*

Funko
03-03-2005, 14:54:12
Ok, ok. A swan can break someones arm.

Drekkus
03-03-2005, 15:11:38
:lol: Like to hear the story behind that one.

Funko
03-03-2005, 15:13:11
That's a story of an hour long discussion K_G and I had 10 years ago. I was deliberately misinterpreting Tizzy's threat.

Drekkus
03-03-2005, 15:22:47
So tizzy's a swan?

MoSe
03-03-2005, 15:27:25
when I was a kid, a swan almost severed my finger when he took the biscuit I was offering him

fucking gracious brids

King_Ghidra
03-03-2005, 15:29:14
*prays no one claims it could have broken his arm*