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Asher
02-03-2005, 20:56:38
1) huw old r u
2) r u gay

Lazarus and the Gimp
02-03-2005, 21:01:10
Hey Chris. I think you're in.

Immortal Wombat
02-03-2005, 21:13:52
Whether you like it or not.

Christoph
02-03-2005, 21:38:47
Oh no3s

16/M/UK

nd im nt g@y lol, u r

Asher
02-03-2005, 21:43:34
Yes, I am.

alsieboo
02-03-2005, 21:57:09
He's cute though

Asher
02-03-2005, 21:59:37
Christoph?

Asher
02-03-2005, 22:00:06
I fear I would be robbing the cradle, as I'm an old man.

HelloKitty
02-03-2005, 22:01:22
An old man with a taste for 16 year old cock.

Asher
02-03-2005, 22:02:47
Touche.

Christoph
02-03-2005, 22:03:07
I'm after a man with a vagina and breasts. And no, not a transexual, that's still kind of a 'wtf' subject.

Sorreh!

Asher
02-03-2005, 22:03:21
Dylan was 16.

I was 20 when he was 16 though.

http://www.ucalgary.ca/~drmilfor/pride/tree-1.jpg

Christoph
02-03-2005, 22:04:25
Looks kind of like prince harry :s

HelloKitty
02-03-2005, 22:05:51
Originally posted by Christoph
I'm after a man with a vagina and breasts. And no, not a transexual, that's still kind of a 'wtf' subject.

Sorreh!

Bah, give the ass a try. Asher will be by later.

He will also wear a push up bra to help you adjust.

Asher
02-03-2005, 22:06:56
Originally posted by Christoph
Looks kind of like prince harry :s
Do you have a thing for Prince Harry?

Asher
02-03-2005, 22:07:28
Originally posted by HelloKitty
Bah, give the ass a try. Asher will be by later.

He will also wear a push up bra to help you adjust.
Once you have ass, you'll always have class.

Christoph
02-03-2005, 22:07:43
Which one was the ginger nazi?

Asher
02-03-2005, 22:08:37
HellyKitty: Dylan brought a 16-year old dyke friend of his.

http://www.ucalgary.ca/~drmilfor/pride/rob-hookah.jpg

Maybe we could double-date.

Christoph
02-03-2005, 22:10:34
Can i go on that bong? Sex for weed i will do

Asher
02-03-2005, 22:11:09
Originally posted by Christoph
Can i go on that bong? Sex for weed i will do
That ain't a bong.

(though it did have weed).

Christoph
02-03-2005, 22:12:31
I can't remember, what are those things?

HelloKitty
02-03-2005, 22:13:27
That is a bubble blower.

Asher
02-03-2005, 22:13:58
hookah!

Immortal Wombat
02-03-2005, 22:14:23
I know you are, etc.

Christoph
02-03-2005, 22:17:32
I'm sure I saw a lighter on the down pipe...

HelloKitty
02-03-2005, 22:18:21
Originally posted by Christoph
Can i go on that bong? Sex for weed i will do

Yep, definitly straight. "Reluctantly" agrees for pot so he can say he was high and get the dick he craves.

Asher
02-03-2005, 22:19:11
He's a six beer queer, 3 beers if it's Canadian beer.

HelloKitty
02-03-2005, 22:22:37
I get the feeling you could trick him with 3 near beers and some catnip.

zmama
02-03-2005, 22:50:13
:lol:

easy

Greg W
02-03-2005, 22:53:09
Originally posted by Asher
Dylan was 16.

I was 20 when he was 16 though.It's odd, that'd be illegal in this country. It's ok for 16 year olds to have sex with other 16 year olds, but not 20 year olds. :confused:

Not to mention I believe the age of consent for homosexual relationships is 18, and not 16 as it is for heteros.

Another reason for Asher to never visit this country! :bounce: :bounce:

alsieboo
02-03-2005, 23:43:00
He should come to ours instead.

Japher
02-03-2005, 23:52:19
I get the feeling you could trick him with 3 near beers and some catnip.



:lol:

Asher
03-03-2005, 00:33:08
Originally posted by Greg W
It's odd, that'd be illegal in this country. It's ok for 16 year olds to have sex with other 16 year olds, but not 20 year olds. :confused:

Not to mention I believe the age of consent for homosexual relationships is 18, and not 16 as it is for heteros.

Another reason for Asher to never visit this country! :bounce: :bounce:
Why the fuck would I want to have sex with boys in a Catholic country.

I've no intention of being a priest.

Darkstar
03-03-2005, 03:53:49
Just a priest's kept boy.

KrazyHorse@home
03-03-2005, 03:58:48
Originally posted by Asher
Why the fuck would I want to have sex with boys in a Catholic country.

I've no intention of being a priest.

Careful. There are more Catholics than anything else in Canada...

Asher
03-03-2005, 04:03:36
We're Protestant where I come from.

KrazyHorse@home
03-03-2005, 04:21:38
Plus the amount of people claiming to be Protestant is on a fairly precipitous decline. Catholics are on a very slow increase and Muslims and atheists are on a quick rise.

KrazyHorse@home
03-03-2005, 04:23:28
3 catholics for every 2 protestants...

Asher
03-03-2005, 04:45:07
I blame Quebec.

Darkstar
03-03-2005, 04:47:47
:mad: Wrong! Everyone knows it's Bossman's fault! :mad:

KrazyHorse@home
03-03-2005, 04:53:22
Alberta only has 3 to 2 the other way. And that ratio is falling fast...

KrazyHorse@home
03-03-2005, 04:54:10
was almost 2 to 1 ten years ago...

Asher
03-03-2005, 04:56:02
I blame Quebecois fleeing the Frenchland for the greener pastures of Alberta, offsetting our figures.

KrazyHorse@home
03-03-2005, 05:05:26
You should probably blame Protestants for losing their religion...

Asher
03-03-2005, 05:07:23
I like REM, and I hate Protestants and Catholics alike.

KrazyHorse@home
03-03-2005, 05:08:04
I like cheese.

KrazyHorse@home
03-03-2005, 05:08:29
I also like www.statcan.ca

Asher
03-03-2005, 05:09:55
It is a nice site, but I want more calculation toys.

I want them to put it in a real, read-only public database.

Asher
03-03-2005, 05:14:50
Oh yeah, like that's very bright...

Asher
03-03-2005, 05:15:38
Fucking brilliant.

KrazyHorse@home
03-03-2005, 05:16:30
I even answered the questionnaire they just asked me to fill in online to assess the usefulness of their site.

KrazyHorse@home
03-03-2005, 05:16:53
Asher, why are you talking to yourself?

Asher
03-03-2005, 05:17:31
I was talking to someone whose posts you cannot see.

KrazyHorse@home
03-03-2005, 05:17:59
Okay. You're weird now.

Asher
03-03-2005, 05:18:09
But no, because of the fuel error. I blame the tarmc crew, they're nothing but drunken thieves and NDP voters. Except the WestJet ones.

KrazyHorse@home
03-03-2005, 05:18:53
multiple personality forum!

Asher
03-03-2005, 05:19:30
Yarr, Ralph Nader + Jack whathisname.

KrazyHorse@home
03-03-2005, 05:20:04
Black?

Asher
03-03-2005, 05:21:09
Layton, that's the ticket.

Asher
03-03-2005, 05:23:04
Have I told you I met his woman, Olivia Chow?

We asked her to come in and smoke a bowl but she politely declined.

It was my favorite Canadian moment of the past year.

KrazyHorse@home
03-03-2005, 05:23:59
She lost her race. You should have voted for her.

Asher
03-03-2005, 05:24:46
I wasn't in her riding thingy.

I live in a Liberal Jewish neighborhood.

My landlord jokingly refused to let me vote because he knew how all Albertans voted.

KrazyHorse@home
03-03-2005, 05:30:17
That's not a very funny joke.

Asher
03-03-2005, 05:35:19
He's an old Jewish guy who tells us about the good ol' days partying in Montreal. You have to be generous with Quebecois.

Lazarus and the Gimp
03-03-2005, 17:47:50
Why the hell was he climbing a tree?

Why the treasured photo of him climbing a tree? Got any of him building sandcastles or playing with lego?

Asher
03-03-2005, 18:50:37
He was climbing the tree so he could see past the crowd at the side of the streets for the '04 Pride parade.

Oerdin
03-03-2005, 18:54:59
Originally posted by Asher
We're Protestant where I come from.

So does that mean the priest rape girls instead of boys?

miester gandertak
03-03-2005, 18:56:30
:lol:

Oerdin
03-03-2005, 18:57:28
Originally posted by KrazyHorse@home
She lost her race. You should have voted for her.

What are you talking about? She has a white boyfriend so she's acting like every other Asian girl in the west.