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Funko
02-03-2005, 12:22:57
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4305257.stm

These days anyone can set up a website and become a porn star. With the internet fundamentally changing the industry, could pornography be becoming mainstream?

Pornography is one of the world's most profitable industries.

In the UK alone it is estimated to be worth 1bn, says the Adult Industry Trade Association. It even has its own trade show which attracts more visitors than the Ideal Home Exhibition, according to its organisers.

It used to conjure up images of backstreet sex shops and dirty, old men, but the rise of new technology has meant anyone can set up a website and - should they so desire - become a porn star. So is pornography becoming an acceptable career option?

MoSe
02-03-2005, 12:24:45
Ideal Home and Porn....

Isn't that just the same thing???

MDA
02-03-2005, 12:33:38
mmm. waxing and shaving delicate bits, anal bleaching, blood tests, and enemas.

Dya
02-03-2005, 12:34:26
Ideal Home Porn... yes, I can see it now...

Provost Harrison
02-03-2005, 15:43:23
I am just imagining walking around the NEC or somewhere with a big porn exhibition...could be quite interesting ;)

Funko
02-03-2005, 15:44:56
That's pretty much what it is. I can't remember what it's called. Erotica or something.

Posterboy went IIRC.

Provost Harrison
02-03-2005, 15:52:06
Originally posted by Funko
Posterboy went IIRC.

I can imagine he would be making noises something like that :D

Funko
02-03-2005, 15:59:25
*shakes tired, tired head in dismay*

Provost Harrison
02-03-2005, 16:08:28
You're just annoyed I beat you to it Punko:p

Gary
02-03-2005, 16:33:46
Hmmm ... is anal bleaching a problem if you have piles ?

Might give it a miss then

Christoph
02-03-2005, 17:09:14
I'm thinking of being in the pr0n, sounds good! Get paid for having a lob on XD

Provost Harrison
02-03-2005, 17:11:29
A lob on XD?

Lazarus and the Gimp
02-03-2005, 17:27:53
There's some bloke on Poly who's just done a porn shoot. I tried persuading him to write up the experience, in the hope it would be the funniest thread ever. Regrettably he proved to have the writing skills of the dead.

Funko
02-03-2005, 17:29:58
Link please!

KrazyHorse@home
02-03-2005, 17:37:24
Don't directly link there. Apparently if you click it they know where you came from.

Lazarus and the Gimp
02-03-2005, 17:37:38
Whaddya mean, "link"? On the first thread he did, you said you wanted to see his missus get her kit off. You fickle boy.

Lazarus and the Gimp
02-03-2005, 17:38:51
He couldn't get it up on the first filming session. Here's the second, and successful (viagra-assisted) attempt.

http://www.apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=130066&pagenumber=1

KrazyHorse@home
02-03-2005, 17:38:57
I'm spent for the day.

Japher
02-03-2005, 17:40:06
the name of the website he was doing IT for was brokenhome.com or something :lol:

KrazyHorse@home
02-03-2005, 17:42:04
I have no problem with you linking them

MDA
02-03-2005, 17:49:56
Laz,

Thanks for linking an argument between two thirty year old virgins over who knows the most about the inner workings of the porn industry, you bastard!

:beer:

Lazarus and the Gimp
02-03-2005, 17:55:07
I know. Every thread he posted went stupefyingly dull very quickly, despite the fact that it was promising material. It was totally wasted on Poly.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
02-03-2005, 18:26:40
Quintessential poly. Maybe Mike Hunt should explain to them how much lesbians cost.

Christoph
02-03-2005, 18:34:03
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
A lob on XD?

An erection :D

Venom
02-03-2005, 18:51:14
I want to be a porn star. Prepare for my website venomsfatass.com

Oerdin
02-03-2005, 18:55:53
There has to be some old lady some where who wants to see your fat ass giggle.

Venom
02-03-2005, 18:57:11
I wanted to register dingleberries.com but that's not sexy at all.

Lurker
02-03-2005, 19:01:30
Hell, if his fat ass can giggle, I'd like to see that too.

Venom
02-03-2005, 19:29:54
Some people call it farting. You want to watch that?

Christoph
02-03-2005, 19:38:03
Goatse 2

Lurker
02-03-2005, 20:07:06
Originally posted by Venom
Some people call it farting.

Must be a southern thing.

MDA
02-03-2005, 20:08:03
Venom farts like a schoolgirl.

Funko
03-03-2005, 09:22:04
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I know. Every thread he posted went stupefyingly dull very quickly, despite the fact that it was promising material. It was totally wasted on Poly.

That was what I was about to say.

Venom
03-03-2005, 13:47:03
Really? That exact same thing?

Funko
03-03-2005, 14:06:29
I was going to say "totally wasted on poly"

King_Ghidra
03-03-2005, 14:10:41
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
He couldn't get it up on the first filming session. Here's the second, and successful (viagra-assisted) attempt.

http://www.apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=130066&pagenumber=1

is that work safe?

Funko
03-03-2005, 14:13:54
Own Goal.
It's poly you can't even SAY fuck.

King_Ghidra
03-03-2005, 14:16:30
oh good, i was hoping it wasn't a picture thread

Funko
03-03-2005, 14:17:30
You haven't seen his girlfriend.

King_Ghidra
03-03-2005, 14:21:19
link please

and yes that was a boring thread

Funko
03-03-2005, 14:22:06
http://apolyton.net/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=3618140

King_Ghidra
03-03-2005, 14:23:40
urgh i'm not a poly user, no pictures .fir me

Funko
03-03-2005, 14:27:49
Try this:

King_Ghidra
03-03-2005, 14:28:41
ok she looks pretty

the little slut

Funko
03-03-2005, 14:29:47
Had to reduce the size loads.

In the thread where he was first talking people were getting so moralistic about him not doing it it was really annoying me so I totally went the other way and was totally encouraging him. I'm such a loser. :beer:

King_Ghidra
03-03-2005, 14:31:17
:D quite right too

Venom
03-03-2005, 14:34:48
Originally posted by Funko
You haven't seen his girlfriend.

I never found that picture you were trying to show me. Does she look like busted ass?

Funko
03-03-2005, 14:36:00
It's in this thread you fucking retard. Happy Birthday.

Venom
03-03-2005, 14:45:04
IT WOULDN'T SHOW UP! I COULDN'T SEE IT!!!!!!!!!! MOTHER FUCKER! Thanks.

King_Ghidra
03-03-2005, 14:47:50
:lol:

zmama
03-03-2005, 14:48:24
I can see it...

You using IE at work?

King_Ghidra
03-03-2005, 14:49:49
Iodine Enema?

Funko
03-03-2005, 14:50:42
Originally posted by Venom
IT WOULDN'T SHOW UP! I COULDN'T SEE IT!!!!!!!!!! MOTHER FUCKER! Thanks.

I've attached it to this forum I don't know how much easier it can be.

King_Ghidra
03-03-2005, 14:51:36
You can take a Venom to a picture of a hot girl, but you can't make him wank

Venom
03-03-2005, 14:53:06
Oooh, hey, there it is. I'm having connectivity problems this morning.

What's up with the Sepia tone? Is that a WWII pic?