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alsieboo
01-03-2005, 22:13:00
I got invited to a social gathering at the big house in my village today, by our local tory candidate (because I skagged a fag off him and apparently made an impression) and I was all alone! I can't make small talk ffs, I'm too common lol.

but anyway, I endured social hell, and none of you are posting. This is not fair. I demand a refund. MANAGEMENT! I might wait a couple more hours, then call and lodge a formal complaint.

Christoph
01-03-2005, 22:18:07
Did you meet the primeminister?

alsieboo
01-03-2005, 22:20:20
Yes. He came in specially just to shake my hand and say "Allie, I'll help you become an opera singer! Here, meet my wife, and my kids. Have my son! Have some money! And a house while we're at it."

Christoph
01-03-2005, 22:22:30
You lucky sod, I want to be an opera singer!

alsieboo
01-03-2005, 22:24:01
You want his son too?

Christoph
01-03-2005, 22:27:39
Oh yes! Isn't he a stoner?

alsieboo
01-03-2005, 22:40:44
you only want him for his body. thats so superficial!

protein
01-03-2005, 22:43:10
Eek. Stay away from tories.

alsieboo
01-03-2005, 22:48:30
I generally tend to steer away from politics

protein
01-03-2005, 22:51:36
Ah ah ah! Yoooou don't dooooo politics.

alsieboo
01-03-2005, 22:52:56
I don't understand it, I'm waaaay too blonde.

Christoph
01-03-2005, 23:19:55
The advert silly!!

alsieboo
01-03-2005, 23:31:21
I remember it, but I don't think I comment on any of the things the bloke does. retard.

Bergzwerg
01-03-2005, 23:41:20
Tory candidate bums fags off teenage girl!

There's a headline for CNN.

Oerdin
01-03-2005, 23:55:24
So skagging a fag is to bum a smoke? What the hell is our little Alsie doing smoking at her tender age? :p

Asher
02-03-2005, 01:21:13
Is his son cute?

protein
02-03-2005, 01:24:31
He bums fags.

alsieboo
02-03-2005, 01:28:13
I don't smoke, I'm an angel, see my halo? :D

zmama
02-03-2005, 01:29:24
Must have fallen off ;)

alsieboo
02-03-2005, 01:30:20
oh shit, is it around my ankles again? You might have to lift a few things up to see if it's there, but I'm sure it is..

Gary
02-03-2005, 09:30:28
Has the subject changed to panties :confused:

Dya
02-03-2005, 09:33:40
Im more interested in exactly what would need 'lifting up' to see if it's there....

King_Ghidra
02-03-2005, 09:33:59
Originally posted by Bergzwerg
Tory candidate bums fags off teenage girl!

There's a headline for CNN.

Surely:

Tory fag candidate bums teenage girl

would be better

Immortal Wombat
02-03-2005, 09:35:36
Teenage fag girl bums Tory candidate.

Oerdin
02-03-2005, 09:37:39
Originally posted by Dya
Im more interested in exactly what would need 'lifting up' to see if it's there....

A pantleg? Maybe droopy socks.

Dya
02-03-2005, 09:40:29
a pantleg... to me thats hilarious.

Lazarus and the Gimp
02-03-2005, 17:32:24
You should have just loudly announced that you met him on the internet. He'd have been deselected in seconds.

alsieboo
02-03-2005, 20:14:39
I'll save that for if/when he arranges for me to meet that opera singer infront of the press.