View Full Version : Big Fat Friend

28-02-2005, 20:48:14
She's got a smile, oh she's got a smile
And she's flashing it right at me

She's got a wink, a wink across the bar
and I know that it's meant to be.
She's got a walk, oh she's walking over
and I think this could be my day.
She's got a ... friend, oh she's a got a friend
And she's standing in her way

Its the big fat friend
Oh God there's always one
(Big fat friend)
To spoil my fucking fun.

Now baby baby baby if its boots you want to knock
Leave your chubby friend at home because she's gonna
block the cock
Now I'm afraid of no man, with any I'l contend,
But I cannot compete with your big fat friend

So big fat friend, ah we meet again,
You will not leave her alone
you roll your eyes, make sarcastic comments
while you're sucking on a chicken bone

I see you, you think you won the battle but I tend to disagree
See I know you, and your Achilles' Heel and he's standing next to me

It's my non-discriminating friend
So what that you're a cow
(non discriminating friend)
he'll nail you any how.
I know he smells like whiskey and he's had a couple rounds
But with every shot of Jeger hey you lose a couple pounds.

Now baby baby baby bring the evening to an end
Just you and me and my pal and your Big Fat Friend

Thank you. You may now return to your regularly scheduled spamming.

28-02-2005, 20:53:01

28-02-2005, 21:26:59
Gold. :lol: