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Tizzy
28-02-2005, 12:02:47
*moan* *whinge* *complain* *whine* *grumble*

:bash: :tizzy: :shoot:

Bah.

zmama
28-02-2005, 12:06:01
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowl :mad:

Drekkus
28-02-2005, 13:33:06
Just kill them.

Mr. Bas
28-02-2005, 13:35:31
:p

Tizzy
28-02-2005, 13:36:38
Have you somewhere I could hide the bodies?

King_Ghidra
28-02-2005, 13:37:25
yeah, but you have to fly them to rotterdam first

Drekkus
28-02-2005, 13:44:52
why would you have to do that?

Tizzy
28-02-2005, 13:45:04
Ah. I'm a bit skint, maybe I'll just hack them into tiny pieces instead

protein
28-02-2005, 13:46:09
Is there a canteen at your work? How about a nice user tikka masala?

Tizzy
28-02-2005, 13:49:00
Damnit why don't I work somewhere with a canteen!

Bergzwerg
28-02-2005, 13:57:25
User Pathia! MMmmmm!

MoSe
28-02-2005, 14:06:01
One of our help desk operators is named Masala.
Michela "Mikka" Masala. (no kidding!)
She always sends the wrong form to the users who have to forward a request, and ends to grant them access to the wrong system.

We'll change outsourcer tomorrow (from HP to IBM), and to our great joy she'll just change her hat and stay with us, to pass on her skill and knowledge! :rolleyes:

Drekkus
28-02-2005, 14:13:13
Yes massa

Tizzy
28-02-2005, 14:49:38
Mikka Masala :lol:


Why are people so fucking annoying?

protein
28-02-2005, 14:50:40
Because they are.

Hope this helps.

Tizzy
28-02-2005, 14:51:47
Yeah, thanks mate

Chris
28-02-2005, 14:52:08
Rants are getting disapointing lately.

zmama
28-02-2005, 14:53:04
:tizzy::tizzy::tizzy::tizzy:

I feel like this with no stupid users bothing me. Stupid family though...grrrrrrrrrr

Tizzy
28-02-2005, 14:53:06
I didn't think details were required.
Or desired.

alsieboo
28-02-2005, 20:13:45
You thought wrong.

zmama
28-02-2005, 20:16:32
Oh Alsie...maybe you shouldn't dissagree with Tizzy today.
:nervous:

miester gandertak
28-02-2005, 20:16:58
bey bey uterus

alsieboo
28-02-2005, 20:31:29
Originally posted by zmama
Oh Alsie...maybe you shouldn't dissagree with Tizzy today.
:nervous:

I'm feeling brave.

zmama
28-02-2005, 20:32:30
And maybe I should pay more attention to my spelling

alsieboo
28-02-2005, 20:34:12
who cares about spelling?

zmama
28-02-2005, 20:35:37
JoB MIller?

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-02-2005, 20:38:05
English teachers. Your boss. Pedants. Other bastards.

alsieboo
28-02-2005, 20:40:39
pfft

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-02-2005, 20:46:39
Exactly. None who could not profit the world more measurably than by allowing themselves to be boiled down for glue.

alsieboo
28-02-2005, 20:55:38
everybody likes glue. Never any glue around when you need it. Or it's dried up and got bits of fluff all over the top.

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-02-2005, 20:58:21
Originally posted by alsieboo
Or it's dried up and got bits of fluff all over the top.

Exactly. Just like English teachers.

Tizzy
01-03-2005, 09:17:59
Originally posted by alsieboo
You thought wrong.

I always think wrong, if I thought right the universe would implode or something

miester gandertak
01-03-2005, 09:19:24
hmmmmmm she is in a good mood.

Tizzy
01-03-2005, 09:25:41
It's all relative

miester gandertak
01-03-2005, 09:42:31
absolute

Tizzy
01-03-2005, 09:43:24
Absolutely relative

miester gandertak
01-03-2005, 09:47:55
That's the pull my finger uncle?

Tizzy
01-03-2005, 09:49:04
That's absolutely not relative

miester gandertak
01-03-2005, 09:52:03
but he is a ...

Tizzy
01-03-2005, 09:55:18
Twat?

MoSe
01-03-2005, 10:00:53
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
English teachers. Your boss. Pedants. Other bastards.

You could have isolated nitpickers too, from "other bastards".
And Noisy.
He deserves a category of his own :beer:

alsieboo
01-03-2005, 14:49:24
Originally posted by Tizzy
I always think wrong, if I thought right the universe would implode or something

and we don't want that to happen, so carry on thinking wrong

Tizzy
01-03-2005, 14:50:44
I think it's a safe bet that I will.
Does that mean I'm right or wrong?
How will the universe cope?

Bergzwerg
01-03-2005, 14:51:44
*prints thread for later use*

Tizzy
01-03-2005, 14:52:51
:lol:

alsieboo
01-03-2005, 14:56:31
Originally posted by Tizzy
I think it's a safe bet that I will.
Does that mean I'm right or wrong?
How will the universe cope?


Too much confusion! My brain might explode with all this deep thinking nonsence

Bergzwerg
01-03-2005, 14:58:10
When the thinking gets too deep close your eyes and think of sheep

and sing

dooooo
di
dooooo

Chris
01-03-2005, 15:05:19
Not much ranting in the rant thread, dammit.

Tizzy
01-03-2005, 15:10:16
Maybe you should rant about that then

Chris
01-03-2005, 15:13:01
Ranting is so yesterday.

Tizzy
01-03-2005, 15:15:15
Ranting will never go out of fashion

miester gandertak
01-03-2005, 15:21:08
I have a nice rant fron the 70's
with flowers and all