View Full Version : I'm Not Drunk

27-02-2005, 01:02:08
If I was drunk, i wouldn't be typing.

Ffs i'm not drunk!!

I have had, 1 beer. Why would 1 beer make me drunk? 1 beer couldn't make an infant drunk.


27-02-2005, 01:10:46
Well, assuming the average male is ~160 pounds, and an infant is under the age of 1 so probably between 6 and 25 pounds, lets say... 10 pounds, 1 beer is like 16 beers for an infant.

So whats your excuse you big baby?

Greg W
27-02-2005, 01:15:38
He's a pussy!

27-02-2005, 01:23:19
A big fat drunk baby pussy.

27-02-2005, 01:23:33
Non alcoholic beer.

I'm only 16, so shush

27-02-2005, 01:26:54
Nonalcoholic beer has alcohol in it, just very low amounts.

That means you are a super big fat drunk baby pussy!

27-02-2005, 01:29:34
But i'm not drunk

27-02-2005, 01:30:30
Then why do you remind me of Jon Miller and Drekkus?

27-02-2005, 01:34:47
Because i'm in a uber depressed mood and the only way i'm covering it up is to act like a total retard.

Greg W
27-02-2005, 01:38:46
So, act normally in other words...

27-02-2005, 01:44:02

I'm tired so am going to bed now, night all

27-02-2005, 02:12:34
I'm not drunk yet, but I will be soon. Off to the titty bar I go!

27-02-2005, 02:22:07
*sniff* obviously you're bored with me already Venom, I'll just pack up my stuff and leave for DS's then.

27-02-2005, 02:38:19
No, no, no, no...It's only for comparison purposes and learning purposes. Maybe they'll teach me something we can use.

27-02-2005, 03:16:33
Like how to slip a $20 bill in a G-string?

27-02-2005, 07:07:27
God dammit. That was the worst night I've ever had at a strip club. Whoever wished bad things on my tonight, FUCK YOU! That sucked.

27-02-2005, 12:34:59
That'll teach you to walk off and leave me!

27-02-2005, 12:54:53
Let me guess, the beer was too expensive, you didn't score and you realised that there's something a bit odd about sitting in a bar with loads of dirty old men trying to hide their guilt and erections while looking at bored white trash blonds with surgically deformed, scarred breasts and dead, soulless eyes?

27-02-2005, 13:58:05
woooohooo i love blonds with surgically deformed, scarred breasts and dead, soulless eyes.
they are hot

27-02-2005, 15:54:47
Actually the beer wasn't that expensive. I came home with TOO much money. Not enough quality women there.

27-02-2005, 15:56:27
All the more to spend on me. Now hand it over, baby needs new lingerie/

miester gandertak
27-02-2005, 16:04:09

27-02-2005, 16:15:23
Originally posted by Oerdom
woooohooo i love blonds with surgically deformed, scarred breasts and dead, soulless eyes.
they are hot

I'm still laughing at that now! :lol: