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sleeping_satsuma
24-02-2005, 19:59:42
is the theme of a party I am going to tonight. I'm beginning to think its ill advised as a) I have work tomorrow b) its for a girl who is about half my age who I've met once (getting dragged along by a mate) and I find this very depressing c) I have only eaten two slices of bread.

:nervous:

self biased
24-02-2005, 20:07:07
eat something, grab a top hat and a magenta feather, and make a brief appearance.

zmama
24-02-2005, 20:26:59
It sounds monumentally stupid and

stupid

Lurker
24-02-2005, 20:28:07
I'd go.

Venom
24-02-2005, 20:30:01
There's only one thing to do in a time like this:

Pimp yo mutha fuckin' ass off.

zmama
24-02-2005, 20:31:02
Originally posted by Lurker
I'd go.

proof

Tizzy
24-02-2005, 20:33:36
Do you really want to go to a party Lurker would go to?

zmama
24-02-2005, 20:36:38
Off to have some fun myself; first an interview (wiff a real rock star...usually zzzzzzzzz, boring bastids) then a concert.
Toodles!

Tizzy
24-02-2005, 20:37:17
Have fun!

Lurker
24-02-2005, 20:56:06
Originally posted by Tizzy
Do you really want to go to a party Lurker would go to?

Everyone wants to go to parties I go to. It gives even the recidivists an opportunity to stand around and feel superior to someone.

Venom
24-02-2005, 21:00:04
Proof: The number of people that wanted to go to the latest CG meet.

Lurker
24-02-2005, 21:10:50
:lol:

Even PH, and look at him.

Tizzy
24-02-2005, 21:13:30
I don't think he was feeling very superior

Funkodrom
24-02-2005, 21:26:35
Sounds great. Why don't I get invited to teenage girls parties.

Er...

Hi Tizzy.

:nervous:

Tizzy
24-02-2005, 21:35:30
:hmm:

Venom
24-02-2005, 21:38:06
I think Tizzy's going to get to update her avatar picture. It'll look a lot the same, but I'm thinking the kickee's feet will be several inches off the ground.

Funkodrom
24-02-2005, 21:39:49
What? :cute:

Tizzy
24-02-2005, 21:40:59
Don't try and look cute and innocent mister!

Funkodrom
24-02-2005, 21:42:42
Hey. How's everyone doing today. I just found miester g using my keyboard. Said something about helping.

Venom
24-02-2005, 21:43:06
Funko look cute? :lol: Riiiiight.

Tizzy
24-02-2005, 21:44:18
miester g is such a good helper

Funkodrom
24-02-2005, 21:45:22
So what are we talking about?

Venom
24-02-2005, 21:46:37
Get a room you two.

Funkodrom
24-02-2005, 21:48:17
:tizzy:

Tizzy
24-02-2005, 21:48:42
:hmm:

Darkstar
24-02-2005, 21:56:50
So you don't want to get a room with Tizzy?

He just keeps digging, I see.

Funkodrom
24-02-2005, 21:59:20
I've got a room. :p

Tizzy
24-02-2005, 22:01:00
Me too. Several in fact

Venom
24-02-2005, 22:04:14
My room is nice and padded.

Tizzy
24-02-2005, 22:05:20
Wanna swap?

Darkstar
24-02-2005, 22:05:38
Venom, I'm jealous! :Pout: Don't they give you those stylin white jackets as part of the membership there as well? Long sleeves are in this year, thanks to the anime craze.

Funkodrom
24-02-2005, 22:07:55
If you have a padded room, is the whole floor padded? If so is it just like a gigantic bed?

Venom
24-02-2005, 22:10:28
Yes, and like all the beds of my life it is pee stained.

Funkodrom
24-02-2005, 22:14:36
Nice.

Venom
24-02-2005, 22:18:24
It's not much, but it's home.

Funkodrom
24-02-2005, 22:20:45
I want an entire padded room that's a bed bedroom.

Darkstar
24-02-2005, 22:20:50
So the State pried you out of your trailer? And you are still alive? What happened to the claymores? What happened with the pipe bombs?

Tizzy
24-02-2005, 22:22:33
Originally posted by Funkodrom
I want an entire padded room that's a bed bedroom.

That'd be cool. When I win the lottery I'm going to have one of those

Funkodrom
24-02-2005, 22:24:16
I don't need one then.

Venom
24-02-2005, 22:24:47
Originally posted by Darkstar
So the State pried you out of your trailer? And you are still alive? What happened to the claymores? What happened with the pipe bombs?

They took me by suprise. During my twice a decade hose down in the yard I was captured.

Oerdin
25-02-2005, 00:36:30
A pimp & ho party! I always liked those dress up parties. :bounce:

zmama
25-02-2005, 04:13:49
as long as you're the ho, darling

DaShi
25-02-2005, 05:40:01
Originally posted by Funkodrom
I want an entire padded room that's a bed bedroom.

What would Freud say?

miester gandertak
25-02-2005, 07:41:44
Originally posted by Tizzy
I don't think he was feeling very superior so now i am going to help Funko a bit.

doooooo
di
doooooo

miester gandertak
25-02-2005, 07:43:47
Originally posted by Funkodrom
Sounds great. Why don't I get invited to teenage girls parties.

Er...

Hi Tizzy.

:nervous:
hehehehehehehehe that will teach him, took 3 invisible pills and one superman-flying pill, did that fancy flying stuff, found a nive keyboard owned by a guy named funko.
They should call me saint G.

Oerdin
25-02-2005, 09:02:46
That's a lot of pills.

miester gandertak
25-02-2005, 10:43:40
yaaay i like pils

that's water, malt, hops, and yeast from pilsner.

sleeping_satsuma
25-02-2005, 19:27:44
update:

have discovered being older member of young party is actually quite fun. Not only did they look pretty convincing as pimps, they were really good fun and didnt piss and whine about boring 30 year old stuff like mortgages. Plus, I got a heartwarming 'older sister' feeling lol. Iwish I had had my head screwed on as much as they do when I was their age, but its ok, because they were highly amused by the older gang's tales of our wild youth. A happy result all round :)

Naturally us oldies went home early because we had work the next day :D

Greg W
26-02-2005, 12:58:13
They just seemed to have their heads screwed on. It was all an act...*


*or too much drugs on your part

Bergzwerg
28-02-2005, 09:40:43
I hate it when I get stuck with 30 year olds pissing and whining about mortgages.