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S|n|ster
24-02-2005, 14:27:46
Did ya miss me ?

miester gandertak
24-02-2005, 14:28:10
yaaaay, everything fine?

Tizzy
24-02-2005, 14:28:49
Evening? I wish :(

S|n|ster
24-02-2005, 14:30:22
Ahh ya see Tizzy, thats the benefits of Time Zones.

Tizzy
24-02-2005, 14:32:39
I wanna Time Zone!

S|n|ster
24-02-2005, 14:35:31
Sorry all sold out. We have some great watches here that are 10 hours fast though.

You can pretend to be in a time zone that isn't yours

miester gandertak
24-02-2005, 14:36:46
hi skippy

MoSe
24-02-2005, 14:38:04
why do I read your nick as Spinster?

Tizzy
24-02-2005, 14:39:28
Originally posted by S|n|ster
Sorry all sold out. We have some great watches here that are 10 hours fast though.

You can pretend to be in a time zone that isn't yours

Bah, pretending's no fun, reality's always better

Funkodrom
24-02-2005, 14:40:35
Unless you're Venom.

Tizzy
24-02-2005, 14:41:00
Thankfully I'm not

S|n|ster
24-02-2005, 14:41:07
Meister, you are far more clever than i gave you credit for....... ;)

Reality is only fun if you can manipulate people

S|n|ster
24-02-2005, 14:42:15
Originally posted by MoSe
why do I read your nick as Spinster?

Maybe because you're stupid?

I dunno really, in fact how would i fucking know?.

King_Ghidra
24-02-2005, 14:42:54
spoken like a virgin

last time i checked, i was getting laid in the real world (no manipulation required)

i'll take reality

Funkodrom
24-02-2005, 14:44:08
Wow, posting during sex. That's dedication

Tizzy
24-02-2005, 14:45:53
Or stupidity

zmama
24-02-2005, 14:45:59
or stooopid

S|n|ster
24-02-2005, 14:46:01
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
spoken like a virgin

last time i checked, i was getting laid in the real world (no manipulation required)

i'll take reality

Spoken like a mark.

Well done, you just proved another point, and no, its not the one on your head.

When retards feel threatened, they will often reply with comments about how much sex they get.

Zing!

protein
24-02-2005, 14:46:45
Loving your mothers beef cutains

S|n|ster
24-02-2005, 14:46:53
zmama i like yours, but with 1 less "o"

MoSe
24-02-2005, 14:48:09
Originally posted by S|n|ster
Maybe because you're stupid?

I dunno really, in fact how would i fucking know?. maybe you had some insider insights

but you're right I'm stoopid, although not as much as mr.G
do'h

It must be b/c I don't naturally read | as i's.

I'd understand had you used ¦s.
Or even better, ¡s, as in S¡n¡ster...

¿could it be that?

¡¿|¦

S|n|ster
24-02-2005, 14:50:00
Hrmmmmm, let me consult the Bingatron 4000®





Not likely_

MoSe
24-02-2005, 14:50:31
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
(no manipulation required)

hehe, are you sure?

miester gandertak
24-02-2005, 14:51:01
Originally posted by S|n|ster
Spoken like a mark.

Well done, you just proved another point, and no, its not the one on your head.

When retards feel threatened, they will often reply with comments about how much sex they get.

Zing! K_G is fine, i am the retard. I don't feel like talking about my sexlife with someone as simple as you.
I did a quick visit on that site of yours and i think you all can use some serious therapy. Well it's a hard world outside so go bark a bit on the web, feel free we don't mind.

King_Ghidra
24-02-2005, 14:52:12
unless i'm the one being manipulated and i haven't clocked it...

miester gandertak
24-02-2005, 14:52:24
Originally posted by MoSe
but you're right I'm stoopid, although not as much as mr.G
do'h
¡¿|¦ hehehehehe i am the retard.

S|n|ster
24-02-2005, 14:52:28
meister, you were merely the retard until someone else more qualified turned up.

It was obvious to me you passed the torch.

Oh its not my site you know. I dont pay the bills there.

Funkodrom
24-02-2005, 14:52:31
Secret of a good manipulation that.

zmama
24-02-2005, 14:54:11
tsktsk mr g you're slipping out of moron and almost sounding schmaaartje

S|n|ster
24-02-2005, 14:56:09
Oh i got a question as well. Who was the Admin who banned all my bretherens accounts. I sent some people over to have a play on here and they all got banned after a single post ?

And the 20 minute times between posting

And the real email validation that was required?

What prompted all that ?

KrazyHorse@home
24-02-2005, 14:56:37
They finally managed to piss me off when they forced the Management to require real emails when making AEs.

All you guys had to do was not post porn. Is that so fucking hard?

MoSe
24-02-2005, 14:58:15
Originally posted by S|n|ster
Oh i got a question as well. Who was the Admin who banned all my bretherens accounts. I sent some people over to have a play on here and they all got banned after a single post ?

yeah, that was despicable, too bad for your brethereens.
we'll soon be turning into a new ACOL...

S|n|ster
24-02-2005, 14:58:26
Porn ?

You mean the goat stuff ?

KrazyHorse@home
24-02-2005, 14:59:13
A naked woman sucking off a goat while a naked man watches is generally considered porn.

JM^3
24-02-2005, 15:01:37
I don't consider it porn

it doesn't turn me on at all

Jon Miller

S|n|ster
24-02-2005, 15:01:42
Where is the rule that says no porn?

And i wouldnt consider that porn, more tasteless 70's folk art

protein
24-02-2005, 15:02:08
I think the picture of the woman sucking a horse's dick might have done it. The server people don't approve of that sort of thing.

JM^3
24-02-2005, 15:02:24
but it wasn't art

and if porn = nudity and sexual situations which isn't art, than it was porn

it was probably porn for someone

Jon Miller

KrazyHorse@home
24-02-2005, 15:02:54
Originally posted by JM^3
I don't consider it porn

it doesn't turn me on at all

Jon Miller

I didn't say it was good porn.

miester gandertak
24-02-2005, 15:03:32
Originally posted by S|n|ster
...........tasteless .......... so we do agree on one thing. :beer:

KrazyHorse@home
24-02-2005, 15:04:08
Originally posted by S|n|ster
Where is the rule that says no porn?

And i wouldnt consider that porn, more tasteless 70's folk art

Forum Policy
In short, almost anything is welcome here except personal attacks on members or their families, deliberately and persistently posting in such a way as to reduce others' enjoyment of the site, posting anything that will get Counterglow kicked off the server or anything that will expose Counterglow to criminal or civil action in any jurisdiction.

We don't really take any of those seriously except the ones which involve fucking over CG.

protein
24-02-2005, 15:04:17
Plus, you guys are a real bore.

KrazyHorse@home
24-02-2005, 15:06:12
That's true.

Rule 8a: Posters have to be interesting. If you're going to be stupid, do it in a way which is amusing to others (Venom clause)

S|n|ster
24-02-2005, 15:07:18
"posting anything that will get Counterglow kicked off the server"

Thats not very definitive now, is it.

Protein, didnt i hear your colon calling before, i was sure it was screaming out for Kenny G

miester gandertak
24-02-2005, 15:08:52
Originally posted by protein
Plus, you guys are a real bore. naaah tried hard, and at least the were posting.
maybe they are just bad starters.

KrazyHorse@home
24-02-2005, 15:09:33
Snooze.

Ignorance of the law is no excuse.

Funkodrom
24-02-2005, 15:09:35
Originally posted by S|n|ster
Where is the rule that says no porn?

And i wouldnt consider that porn, more tasteless 70's folk art

In the agreement you have to agree to before you sign up you have to agree to abide by the ISP's code of conduct - which is linked. It's in there.

You probably didn't read it.

S|n|ster
24-02-2005, 15:11:05
Does anyone ever read that EULA shit anyway?

KrazyHorse@home
24-02-2005, 15:12:01
If you're going to be posting shit which would often be considered unacceptable it might be a good idea to start.

S|n|ster
24-02-2005, 15:13:20
More than likely. But. alas, i didnt post any. Probably why i am still here and banned.

You gotta admit though, some of the title were funny as fuck

zmama
24-02-2005, 15:14:26
even the moron managed...after awhile

miester gandertak
24-02-2005, 15:15:01
yep, some were amusing.
the didn't made me go HARR HARR HARR tho

protein
24-02-2005, 15:15:14
If you're going to be posting shit which would often be considered unacceptable it might be a good idea to start.
Especially if you are going to whine like an angry teenager about it afterwards.

KrazyHorse@home
24-02-2005, 15:15:14
Some were decent. The effort that went into it was the most impressive thing. Went to bed early and got up to find 8 pages of 1 view threads. :beer:

MoSe
24-02-2005, 15:15:37
yeah, we goat admit that

miester gandertak
24-02-2005, 15:15:45
Originally posted by KrazyHorse@home
Some were decent. The effort that went into it was the most impressive thing. Went to bed early and got up to find 8 pages of 1 view threads. :beer: :lol:

S|n|ster
24-02-2005, 15:16:07
What about Ha Ha Ha ? Or even Heh Heh

miester gandertak
24-02-2005, 15:16:27
I'm goating to get me a beer.

S|n|ster
24-02-2005, 15:17:41
Originally posted by protein
Especially if you are going to whine like an angry teenager about it afterwards.

What an owned little punk you are. I dont see any whining ? Do you ? Does fucking anyone?


Tell me something, do you always live in the fantasy world?

MoSe
24-02-2005, 15:19:02
no, we're all material girls

protein
24-02-2005, 15:20:21
wah wah wah.

you banned my fwiends.

waaaah waaaaah

why did you ban evwybody?

waaaaaaaah!!!

why won't you laugh at me? look at meee I'm sooo funny! waaaaah

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!

Venom
24-02-2005, 15:20:29
PWNED!

S|n|ster
24-02-2005, 15:20:50
Pssssst. see where i directed that one to protein, it was for him.

If your a material girl though, that must mean you got some titties in there. How about i give you some pics of your sister and you show em to me?

miester gandertak
24-02-2005, 15:22:55
Originally posted by MoSe
no, we're all material girls i am not, i am the hoochie koochie man.
and i can dance really silly.
enough about my talents.

S|n|ster
24-02-2005, 15:24:08
Protein and venom. Are you two fucking each other? Seriously?

Venom
24-02-2005, 15:24:39
I should have taken my act on the road in the old days. I could have been the premiere insult PWNER on the net. These insults suck.

zmama
24-02-2005, 15:25:38
instead you wasted your time on beer doughnuts and hookers

Funkodrom
24-02-2005, 15:27:44
Originally posted by S|n|ster
Protein and venom. Are you two fucking each other? Seriously?

With those two it's more lighthearted screwing.

Venom
24-02-2005, 15:28:01
And wanking. Lots of wanking.

protein
24-02-2005, 15:28:04
Originally posted by S|n|ster
Protein and venom. Are you two fucking each other? Seriously?
Yes, my cock extends all the way from the UK to the states.

Venom
24-02-2005, 15:28:30
Originally posted by Funkodrom
With those two it's more lighthearted screwing.

Heavy petting. No penetration.

miester gandertak
24-02-2005, 15:28:32
And they banned me, dammit.

protein
24-02-2005, 15:28:32
Plus, you can't really miss his arse, it's massive.

Venom
24-02-2005, 15:29:54
Massive is an understatement.

Funkodrom
24-02-2005, 15:31:23
And in your case, an undergarment.

S|n|ster
24-02-2005, 15:31:39
Explains so much about you both then.

Funkodrom
24-02-2005, 15:32:07
They also both love hot oral from foriegners. But don't know which one.

miester gandertak
24-02-2005, 15:32:57
yaaay they are shitfaces, they don't let me play. :cry:

Venom
24-02-2005, 15:32:59
I don't even know how to spell furriner.

King_Ghidra
24-02-2005, 15:36:06
how about towelhead?

MoSe
24-02-2005, 15:36:36
I thought they wore pointy hats

King_Ghidra
24-02-2005, 15:37:42
according to leet boy i have a pointy head, it might be my hat

Venom
24-02-2005, 15:39:19
I use raghead because I'm lazy.

Lurker
24-02-2005, 15:44:37
Originally posted by KrazyHorse@home
They finally managed to piss me off when they forced the Management to require real emails when making AEs.



Now that sucks.

Although getting Nav to do anything at all is rather impressive.

Beta1
24-02-2005, 15:47:59
yeah one day he might even publish my dangerous waters review

S|n|ster
24-02-2005, 15:55:02
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
according to leet boy i have a pointy head, it might be my hat

You do, its like you were the inspiration from Coneheads®

And i think you're over reacting on the leet boy thing. Where did i use the leet speak ?

Venom
24-02-2005, 15:55:59
Next time send it to me. I'll publish under my esteemed name and give you full credit of course.

King_Ghidra
24-02-2005, 15:56:57
Originally posted by S|n|ster
And i think you're over reacting on the leet boy thing. Where did i use the leet speak ?

if i thought you knew the rules i'd call own goal
your name, jackass

Venom
24-02-2005, 15:57:31
Originally posted by S|n|ster
You do, its like you were the inspiration from Coneheads®


At least SOMEBODY respects copyrights on the internet.

King_Ghidra
24-02-2005, 15:58:23
we find virtue in the strangest places

S|n|ster
24-02-2005, 16:01:59
So because of the way i spell my name, that makes me l337 ?


You are so fucking gay, i bet you dont even realise how gay you are, do you?

zmama
24-02-2005, 16:03:07
We're all gay here...didn't you know?

S|n|ster
24-02-2005, 16:05:33
Lets say i suspected, but wasnt confirmed untill this colon cowboy rolled in with his assless chaps and dildo spurs.

Lurker
24-02-2005, 16:08:40
Gay is the new straight.

S|n|ster
24-02-2005, 16:11:22
Why wasnt i told ?

miester gandertak
24-02-2005, 16:12:05
Originally posted by Lurker
Gay is the new straight. dammit i thought straight was the new gay.

zmama
24-02-2005, 16:12:59
All that therapy down the dumper, eh mr g?

protein
24-02-2005, 16:14:11
I thought you guys came over here because you knew we were a gay community?

MoSe
24-02-2005, 16:15:11
Originally posted by zmama
All that therapy down the dumper, eh mr g?

or... up the "dumper"??? :eek:

S|n|ster
24-02-2005, 16:15:26
Protein slurpee, i bet you close your eyes and wish that with all your might, dont you

HelloKitty
24-02-2005, 16:15:53
Not just gay.

u r all gay twats.

miester gandertak
24-02-2005, 16:18:51
we are all GAY TEEEEWATS.

Venom
24-02-2005, 16:28:54
Can't you tell by how fashionable we are? We must be gay.

Beta1
24-02-2005, 16:44:20
you guys are all gay?

I thought you were all accountants.

I must be in the wrong forum again

MoSe
24-02-2005, 16:46:01
gay balding accountwats, smoking cigars

zmama
24-02-2005, 16:47:23
nah, they make me sneeze

Tizzy
24-02-2005, 16:47:58
And the cigars aren't up to much either

Funkodrom
24-02-2005, 16:48:23
Unlike Clintons.

zmama
24-02-2005, 16:49:19
Müff

Dyl Ulenspiegel
24-02-2005, 17:00:27
Originally posted by Tizzy
And the cigars aren't up to much either

Is that a missing o?

Drekkus
24-02-2005, 17:05:27
goddamnit, now i'm even posting while in a meeting, long live wireless networks.

Just wanting to say that I greatly enjoy our new brawlhalla friends. When a secluded place like this is visited by aliens from another world, the whole village comes together to look and point at the funny colored creatures. Posting here goes up at these events, and they can cicrlejerk at their place about how cool they are at another place, it's a win-win situation.

Lurker
24-02-2005, 17:08:35
Some posts were out of line, but I think sinter is fitting in fine. I particularly like the way he's annoying people.

Tizzy
24-02-2005, 17:09:17
Eww Drekkus is posting in a meeting

King_Ghidra
24-02-2005, 17:10:03
Originally posted by S|n|ster
So because of the way i spell my name, that makes me l337 ?


You are so fucking gay, i bet you dont even realise how gay you are, do you?

:lol:

aw sorry kid i didn't mean to hurt your feelings :o

look we can be buddies, i have a little underscore in my name, i'm kind of the horizontal version of you

Venom
24-02-2005, 17:11:07
He's going to talk about how you want to get horizontal with him now. Or bent over h shape in your guys case.

MoSe
24-02-2005, 17:16:57
|_| :eek:

Nav
24-02-2005, 18:13:03
:lol: (at the whole thread).

Sir Penguin
24-02-2005, 18:37:41
Originally posted by S|n|ster
Does anyone ever read that EULA shit anyway?
Didn't you hear the story the other day of the guy who read his EULA, and it said to contact some address and they would send him $3000?

SP

Sir Penguin
24-02-2005, 18:38:45
Whoops, it was $1000. 3000 people had skipped over the EULA.

http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/02/23/2315211&tid=133&tid=17

SP

Oerdin
24-02-2005, 18:52:33
I'd have never got that $1000.

self biased
24-02-2005, 19:40:31
Originally posted by MoSe
or... up the "dumper"??? :eek:

:brwncard:

Venom
24-02-2005, 19:48:51
I'm starting to think you're a forum bot. All your responses are in the form of forum jokes.

sleeping_satsuma
24-02-2005, 19:54:22
It must be really soul destroying to visit a site with the intention of causing mayhem and insult, and then have everyone turn around and rather than have fits they critique your performance and tell you just where your insults are going wrong in a 'quite reasonable' way. Kind of like being Bernard Manning in a mid 80's alternative comedy club. That makes me sad.

Lazarus and the Gimp
24-02-2005, 20:00:41
Originally posted by S|n|ster

If your a material girl though, that must mean you got some titties in there. How about i give you some pics of your sister and you show em to me?

Ye Gods. What the hell has Simpleton been sending him? Urgh.

self biased
24-02-2005, 20:02:25
Originally posted by Venom
I'm starting to think you're a forum bot. All your responses are in the form of forum jokes.

yeah, but who else insists on using a strange typeset incessantly?

zmama
24-02-2005, 20:25:30
Gary

self biased
25-02-2005, 05:15:16
100-0.

Venom
25-02-2005, 13:00:26
I rest my case.

zmama
25-02-2005, 13:01:48
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Spartak
25-02-2005, 13:08:07
:lol:

King_Ghidra
25-02-2005, 13:32:41
my god SB just made venom look clever

Bergzwerg
25-02-2005, 13:36:57
That is probably his greatest ever achievement.

Venom
25-02-2005, 13:40:28
I've been clever many times. Accidentally sure, but they all count.

Bergzwerg
25-02-2005, 13:41:11
No you haven't.

Venom
25-02-2005, 13:48:19
Just yesterday I was more clever than everyone here.

MoSe
25-02-2005, 13:49:49
when the forum got deserted

Venom
25-02-2005, 13:53:07
No way. It was right the middle of the fire of the day.

Bergzwerg
25-02-2005, 13:53:27
He did. I can confirm it. Sadly. :(

Tizzy
25-02-2005, 13:54:35
Originally posted by Venom
No way. It was right the middle of the fire of the day.

I've read that 10 times now and still can't translate it into something I understand

MoSe
25-02-2005, 13:57:27
it's because he's too clever

Venom
25-02-2005, 13:57:29
Confirmed!

And I just put Tizzy's mind on infinite loop. I AM THE DESTROYER!

Tizzy
25-02-2005, 14:01:14
My head hurts :(

zmama
25-02-2005, 14:20:22
*nods*
Venglish does that

Venom
25-02-2005, 14:44:22
Soon it will be like second nature to everyone.

Bergzwerg
25-02-2005, 14:45:14
Next time it's the middle of the fire of the day I'm going to kill all of you.

Venom
25-02-2005, 15:14:12
Excellent.

Venom
25-02-2005, 15:15:53
You know, everyone loves it when j)N MIttar and meister go all retarded and post nonsensical shit and I get ridiculed. I've been doing it for years too.

Tizzy
25-02-2005, 15:17:17
And we've been ridiculing you for years, why would we stop now?

Bergzwerg
25-02-2005, 15:18:33
His nonsense has style and is funny.

Venom
25-02-2005, 15:19:43
I'm glad my nonsense makes your brains hurt.

MDA
25-02-2005, 15:19:54
You're the fool that raised our expectations. If you'd stuck with nonsensical and retarded, things would still be good.

self biased
27-02-2005, 08:02:20
Originally posted by Venom
I rest my case.

the joke was waaay too good to pass up, you realize.

MOBIUS
27-02-2005, 22:22:44
Even if it was at your expense - what a sacrifice for the common good!:)

BigGameHunter
01-03-2005, 00:45:58
Let's parlay with boobhaul: we'll give them TV4Fun and selfbiased for 6 months of peace?

zmama
01-03-2005, 01:45:01
you're asking too much for them

Bergzwerg
01-03-2005, 10:59:30
Just get self biased to bum them so they lose their memories.

Drekkus
01-03-2005, 11:51:42
Are they still blocked from us?

Spartak
01-03-2005, 12:27:53
Dunno - ask Nav.

self biased
03-03-2005, 00:46:27
Originally posted by Bergzwerg
Just get self biased to bum them so they lose their memories.

wow. good memory.

Venom
03-03-2005, 02:51:32
Asinine shit like that doesn't get forgotten.

JM^3
03-03-2005, 03:00:35
he hasn't been bummed by self yet

JM

Venom
03-03-2005, 04:10:11
I guess he doesn't have that skill with his hand.