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Mini-Me
23-02-2005, 00:17:02
Scene: A debriefing room deep within Brawl Hall's Super Secret Reg underground bunker...Sinister, Mini-Me and BumSpud are reporting the details of their Counterglow recon mission to their leader - "Reg X"...



Sinister: I'm telling you, it's a pristine 'Tard farm in the middle of the internet - chock full of completely unaware and unsuspecting morons...How the Hell they've managed to avoid earlier detection is beyond me...We've hit the Jackpot - wall to wall virgin 'Tards...


BumSpud: Sinister lobbed a "Goink" thread at them - you know, just to see what they'd do...


"Reg X": And...???


Sinister: They rolled right over onto their backs and grabbed their ankles...


Mini-Me: As soon as I showed up, a half dozen of them went straight for my cock faster than Camp Counselor Michael Jackson at a Cub Scout Weekend Camping Jamboree sauna bath, I swear...These 'Tards are ripe for the picking...


BumSpud: Heh...their only line of defence was a single Gimp In The Box they trotted over towards MM - "zmama"...It was pathetic - made PNGrata look like Evil Blood...


"Reg X": And your BH av, MM...???


Mini-Me: Oh yeah, hook line and sinker - "Ghey Nazi, 14 years old" within 5 minutes...


"Reg X": Excellent...this is better than I'd ever hoped...


BumSpud: I threw them a dry 'Tard Auction bone...The whole place fell truly, madly, deeply in love with me...They're suckling piping-hot turds straight out my rectum...I am their new God...What's our next move...???


"Reg X": Acquisition...Get back over there and run up the BH flag...Bring me worthy 'Tards, men...


Mini-Me: And the rest...???


"Reg X": leave behind a url to Social-Strychnine and a foto of Dicklips Daspin...Gag & bag Brent...take him along and ditch him there...


Jump to: Counterglow Counterpoint Forums...


Provost Harrison: (Sniffing his fingers...) And what is Polesmoker supposed to mean, anyway...???


MOBIUS: (Licks lips...) Pull your tights down and I'll show you, baby...


protein: (Whips out a fruit flavored Chapstick and bares teeth...) Back off bitch, I'm the huffer and puffer around here and I'll be the one to suck the man right down to the creamy protein center...


The Bursar: (Stands off to one side, intensely studying a large hunk of snot adorning his index finger...) I don't care...I have THIS...!!!


Venom: (Staring hungrily at Bursar's prize...) Hey, are you gonna share that with me...???


The Bursar: (Shoots Venom a quick sideways glance before darting his tongue out and lapping off his nose hair decorated morsel...) Huzzah...!!!


Venom: (Bursts into tears of anger...) PRICK...!!!


Drekkus: Heh...did you guys see me go straight for teh cack when those Brawl hall Regs showed up...???


zmama: (Gurgles through Gimp mask...) MffffffmmmfffffmmmmmMMMMfffFFFf...!!!


Drekkus: (Spits on the Gimp...) No, Z...They wouldn't stand still and they kept viciously kicking me in the balls every time I went for a liplock...Get me another icepack will you...???


KrazyHorse: (Pops his thumb out of his ass...) Adjectives...they used adjectives on us...It was a goddamn nightmare...Someone bring me a fucking Thesaurus and look up the word handjob...I want to be prepared for when they come back...


HelloKitty: (Whips a pair of Black Mamba Double Dongs about herself like nunchakas...) I'm ready if they bring a pierced bi-curious Asian female with double D implants and a Taz tattoo on her left inner thigh back here, that's for damn sure...*sigh*...


Provost Harrison: Hey, I asked you fucking people a question...answer me dammit...!!!


Jump to: The Brawl Hall Raiding Party


Sinister: Ok...inventory check...Superior writing skills...???

BumSpud: Check...

Sinister: Extra adjectives for KrazyHorse...???

Mini-Me: Check...

Sinister: Greased fencepost with Soon Yee decal for HereKitty...???

Mini-Me: Uh, couldn't get a Soon Yee sticker anywhere, Sin...But we did find a Woody Allen decal...???

Sinister: Good enough...8 Altar boys for use as MORBIUS and protein counter-measures...???

BumSpud: The finest purebred Irish redheads in full costume - got 'em in the back of the halftrack...

Sinister: 12 gauge shotgun with rock salt shells for that freak Drekkus...???

Mini-Me: Yep...

Sinister: You guys leave Drekkus to me...He's a biter - he went for hardcore liplock on me when I had my back turned...Goddamn bucktoothed trannie chewed right through my brand new pants and down to my skivvies in milliseconds before I could wrench my crotch out of the danger zone...It's personal...

BumSpud: He was like a giant mad gerbil hopped up on steroids - I've never seen anything like it before...I had nightmares about those choppers last night y'know...

Mini-Me: (Kicks the dufflebag containing the unconcious Brent...) I'm not carrying this fat fucker all the way over there...

miester gandertak
23-02-2005, 00:28:50
you have a hell of a memory

chapeau

protein
23-02-2005, 00:39:43
They seem genuinely pissed off on their site. I guess it just didn't work out the way it was supposed to for them.

miester gandertak
23-02-2005, 00:41:12
well life is a bitch, and than you die.

MOBIUS
23-02-2005, 01:19:00
Genuinely ROTFLMAO :lol:

Maybe we underestimated you guys after all...:beer:

miester gandartak
23-02-2005, 01:57:49
Poor little fucks. The only interesting things they ever post they have to write out way in advance and then C&P.

Venom
23-02-2005, 02:14:26
Dammit. We ruined their day by not getting all indignant at their 15 year old flames. :lol:

Darkstar
23-02-2005, 02:17:46
Like, people would notice flames or flamers here.

Venom
23-02-2005, 02:26:53
With a huge flamer like you around, it's tough to tell.

Darkstar
23-02-2005, 02:29:30
:heart: Wow. You noticed! :heart:

Venom
23-02-2005, 02:30:40
The old gaydar was at maximum.

Darkstar
23-02-2005, 02:34:28
Why? You looking to play matchmaker for Ash?

Venom
23-02-2005, 02:38:19
He's looking for another pompous, pontificating prick licker. You fit the bill.

Darkstar
23-02-2005, 02:39:44
He's still a virgin. I don't do virgins. They get all... clingy.

Venom
23-02-2005, 02:41:54
Bitches.

Darkstar
23-02-2005, 02:42:38
Yep.

self biased
23-02-2005, 03:11:00
i thought that was the point.

Chris
23-02-2005, 03:17:03
I couldn't be bothered to read that first post, too damn long.

Drekkus
23-02-2005, 10:07:53
It's sad though, they have one or two guys who have some ok writing skills, and the rest is just running along, shouting lame pre-produced insults. Though the funnier stuff seems to be pre produced as well. Copy paste invasion.

Provost Harrison
23-02-2005, 10:12:16
Well their 'writing skills', if you can call them that, are hardly constructive are they...they appear to make up similes which have involved very little thought. Their penile/coprophilia obsession is also rather disturbing.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
23-02-2005, 10:20:13
I hate darkstar.

Drekkus
23-02-2005, 10:20:48
What do you mean by constructive? Some of the stuff made me laugh at times.

Provost Harrison
23-02-2005, 10:26:17
It doesn't take much to make you laugh, does it? ;)

Drekkus
23-02-2005, 10:30:25
Nope :D

zmama
23-02-2005, 12:53:01
I think Drekkus even laughs at PH's "jokes"


;)

Provost Harrison
23-02-2005, 12:53:53
OI! :p

Funkodrom
23-02-2005, 12:54:28
Originally posted by zmama
I think Drekkus even laughs at PH's "jokes"


;)

Does anyone?

Drekkus
23-02-2005, 12:58:10
:o

Dyl Ulenspiegel
23-02-2005, 13:13:32
Now that's sad. :(

miester gandertak
23-02-2005, 13:19:06
Originally posted by Funkodrom
Does anyone? he made one at poly today, that made me stop crying.
so no laugh from me.

Funkodrom
23-02-2005, 13:28:41
Oh what? he's back?!

Venom
23-02-2005, 13:31:43
He's baaaaaaaaack.

zmama
23-02-2005, 13:42:05
I'm happy now