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Drekkus
22-02-2005, 11:27:32
Someone broke off my rear windshield wiper of my car. Thank God I drive a leasecar, but still you have the hassle of calling the lease company, calling the car dealer, filing a report with the police, all that crap. One giant step forward is that you can now file a report with the police online, so you don't have to go to the police station anymore.

protein
22-02-2005, 11:28:53
It's the FBI. They are using ot for DNA analysis.

Drekkus
22-02-2005, 11:31:15
I did not have a sexual relation with that windshieldwiper.

Tizzy
22-02-2005, 11:36:08
We don't believe you

Gary
22-02-2005, 11:38:00
We can see the rubber skid marks

protein
22-02-2005, 11:38:29
That's it Sir/Madam. You're going down. We're throwing the book at you, you doity rat.

miester gandertak
22-02-2005, 12:30:40
you windshieldwiperabuser you.
dead man walking

MoSe
22-02-2005, 12:35:28
just imagine if the missing wiper will be found used as a weapon in a homicide....

Tizzy
22-02-2005, 12:38:22
That email from the FBI was a pre-emptive strike, they're onto you Drek

Lurker
22-02-2005, 18:05:35
Unless they give him a colonoscopy, they'll never find the missing item.