View Full Version : So far the auction thread is the only vaguely interesting thing they've posted so far

22-02-2005, 01:42:34
We're working on over a full day from 5-6 posters from what's supposed to be the most creative flame community on the Internet.

Most of them have trouble even stringing together a complete sentence, and all of them are overly ambitious in their vocabulary, demonstrating ignorance through pretension.

Could it be that these reputed masters of the art of insult are actually mere dilettantes? Oh, the shame.


Provost Harrison
22-02-2005, 01:49:20
Alas so. Initially they thought that bestiality would shock us. Alas, none of us batted an eyelid - in fact it has a mild humour value. Then they decided to lock wits with our regulars with their so called 'insult skills'. But no one could be arsed. And if anyone could be arsed, it was the equivalent of Neo-like bullet stopping.

22-02-2005, 01:52:38
Is this that invasion thing again?

Apathey is always our strength.

Jon Miller part Deux
22-02-2005, 01:55:44
the titles were ok

and a couple of posts in other threads were ok

no steller work

Jon Miller

Provost Harrison
22-02-2005, 01:56:20
The threads with the pictures seemed like such a waste of time, it would have taken the admin seconds to erase the lot...

22-02-2005, 02:00:50
Why can't we actually be invaded by people with lives, instead of these guys?

At least that would be interesting.

The Bursar
22-02-2005, 02:02:58

22-02-2005, 02:23:01
How about some new pictures?

The Bursar
22-02-2005, 02:29:58
2/10 - tedious, uninspired and unnecessary.

22-02-2005, 02:35:45
Not even a one, your scoring like a French judge at the winter olympics Burser.

The Bursar
22-02-2005, 02:36:45
a. it's a fucking a.

I was giving marks for persistance.

22-02-2005, 02:37:35
Comparing Busar to the French was a low blow. I though our friend deserved at least a 2.5 for explicitly detailed renditions of purile fantasies.

22-02-2005, 02:39:19
it's an american holidayt, all of us stupid pricks are busy getting drunnk

22-02-2005, 02:39:41
Originally posted by Oerdin
Comparing Busar to the French was a low blow. I though our friend deserved at least a 2.5 for explicitly detailed renditions of purile fantasies. If only these guys could be so insulting.

But I hear they impress the hell out of themselves.

22-02-2005, 02:41:04
fuck it... I tried... fuck it



22-02-2005, 02:43:39
You can that trying?


22-02-2005, 02:44:22

werk suks

22-02-2005, 02:46:44
You could be a regular over there.

Jon Miller part Deux
22-02-2005, 02:47:58
well he is (as am I) a regular on Poly

Jon Miller

22-02-2005, 02:50:22
If you say so skippy.

You actually think that's insulting? :lol:

22-02-2005, 02:50:33
are we talking about another site?

I was just spamming

22-02-2005, 02:52:27
I have no idea.

22-02-2005, 02:55:27
Yes, he is.

22-02-2005, 02:56:37
Yeah...we embrace the banal here

22-02-2005, 02:58:35
I can see you have a lot of experience at not saying witty things.

If you want clever, watch TV.

22-02-2005, 02:59:15
for fun?

22-02-2005, 03:00:48

22-02-2005, 03:00:55
Of course.

22-02-2005, 03:02:20
Originally posted by Rupert C Goating
You wouldn't know a good insult if it upped and bit in you the arse simultaneously severing your neck...

sit down, child.......

and watch the bahhhh bahhh proooo's.

Of course not. If it severed his neck then he'd die faster then one of Freud's threads so he'd never know it.

22-02-2005, 03:05:18
If you say so.

22-02-2005, 03:08:06
You really don't understand this insult thing, do you?

22-02-2005, 03:10:48
No they don't...it makes it a bit amusing

22-02-2005, 03:13:36
Originally posted by zmama
No they don't...it makes it a bit amusing He is like a car wreck, you just can't look away, but their is really nothing to see.

Jon Miller part Deux
22-02-2005, 03:16:00
who said spamming was a bad thing?


22-02-2005, 03:16:27
No, they didn't like the porn pics, nobody here cares about spamming, its encouraged.

You really have no concept of this place, do you.

The Bursar
22-02-2005, 03:19:45
Now he's averaging 1/10

22-02-2005, 03:21:06
Your post would earn you an Own Goal, as it states the obvious.

22-02-2005, 03:30:27
Nope, still not insulted.

You say you guys are experts?

22-02-2005, 03:33:21
Yeah! He jerks off a lot too much

oh, and

we call it fwapping


if your gonna troll do it right...

Chris is a poo poo head!

22-02-2005, 03:34:12
Now Japher, that is mean, calling me a poo-poo head. :(

22-02-2005, 03:35:01
I'm sorry Chris

you know I love you...

in a gay way

22-02-2005, 03:36:40
A very gay way.

22-02-2005, 03:36:58
oh, yeah, I'm such a gay twat

22-02-2005, 03:39:01
leave us in this thread, it is bound to get fugly

The Bursar
22-02-2005, 03:40:30
Originally posted by Rupert C Goating
Should I leave you two in this thread to explore each other's empty membranes a bit further?
Good. Now extrapolate.

22-02-2005, 03:41:36
They always get that way, this forum is always gay, in fact, if you post here like us, you are very gay.

A gay twat even.

22-02-2005, 03:42:48
Keith is a fuckin' gay twat!

22-02-2005, 03:49:39
Nope, not insulted at all.

For a so-called expert, you are a disapointment.

Jon Miller part Deux
22-02-2005, 03:51:07
actually I think he is finely understanding...

when some of us like to go to the ghetto we go to www.apolyton.com

Jon Miller

22-02-2005, 03:52:33
what is BH

does he mean BGH?

I'm lost

no own goal,

I saw the goatsee, I just thought it was mg having fun

22-02-2005, 03:52:59
If you have to ask, you can never know.

22-02-2005, 03:53:45

I bet if I look hard enough I'd look like CHirstopher Walken.

22-02-2005, 04:04:20
Sittin' idle for a while Spam Pussy?

Jon Miller part Deux
22-02-2005, 04:06:00
someone should make that login...

Jon Miller

The Bursar
22-02-2005, 04:06:54
Originally posted by Rupert C Goating
For fucks sake... I've seen trained monkeys act more coherently than you lot.....

You're far beyond gay.....

You're fully fledged morons, and proud of it.

For your sakes, I hope you never set foot in BH or another forum in your miserable little existances again...

You'd be mentally squashed like bugs under a pestle.
Quoted for posterity.

Revel in the variety of human experience. Is not existence wonderful in all its forms? And does not the internet provide a most excellent medium for the expressing of them? :bounce:

Such bewilderment reminds me of an episode of a TV programme I saw once in which some guys were bemused about the mode of living of some other guys who were actually really cool, which was meant to be an analogy for some or other important philosophical point. I forget the details, but it was like this.

Hooray :beer:

22-02-2005, 04:15:47
hey! We are all "anything but 'cool'" thankyou very much...