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Sefirot
22-02-2005, 00:54:28
I would like to know what is up with all the avatars of homosexual anal fisting at BH. Do you secretly want other men to play hand puppets in your bum or were you simply hoping to shock people?

Mini-Me
22-02-2005, 01:08:35
Originally posted by Sefirot
I would like to know what is up with all the avatars of homosexual anal fisting at BH. Do you secretly want other men to play hand puppets in your bum or were you simply hoping to shock people?

What do YOU think, Einstein...???

/PLONK

Oerdin
22-02-2005, 01:10:22
That you're an attention whore who dreams of being rectally violated?

Mini-Me
22-02-2005, 01:12:27
Originally posted by Oerdin
That you're an attention whore who dreams of being rectally violated?

No...you've confused me with HelloKitty, you post-humping twat...

The Bursar
22-02-2005, 01:14:52
Why limit the forum to one attention whore who dreams of being rectally violated?

zmama
22-02-2005, 01:17:46
Really...where is K_G?

The Bursar
22-02-2005, 01:18:03
:lol:

Oerdin
22-02-2005, 01:22:25
KG would love this.

HelloKitty
22-02-2005, 01:23:09
Originally posted by Mini-Me
No...you've confused me with HelloKitty, you post-humping twat...

You have confuded me with Mose, he has the anal fisting avatar.

protein
22-02-2005, 01:25:22
These guys didn't do their research.

miester gandertak
22-02-2005, 01:26:29
but they are brutal insult artists, woooohooooo

The Bursar
22-02-2005, 01:26:33
Not doing research is just another shock tactic.

HelloKitty
22-02-2005, 01:26:55
No research at all.

Animal sex, gay sex, anal fisting, etc.

Their attempts to shock is like a summary of our regular posters.

protein
22-02-2005, 01:28:47
I haven't heard any insults yet though. All there's been so far is vague accusations of homosexuality.

Where's the "I shot ur mum up the cunt" material?

Venom
22-02-2005, 01:31:36
Surely part of the grand finale.

BumSpud
22-02-2005, 01:36:03
Why would I shoot your darling mother up the cunt? It'd completely ruin it!

Just think... those fat, rubbery lips flapping gently in a the fresh alpine breeze. You can nudge them lovingly aside, perhaps with a playful nose or inquisitive tongue. Then, when you get pissed off because the enormous meatflaps keep flopping back into position, you can staple them to her thick, creamy thighs. Tickle it at the bulbous lump of gristle at the top and it opens like a fucking oyster, exposing a beautiful pink-walled cavern, glistening serenely with her excreted mucus.

I would never shoot your mother up the cunt. I love your mother's cunt.

And I can get my whole head inside it, and be the envy of my friends when they realise that I've got a mother hat and they haven't.

miester gandertak
22-02-2005, 01:37:40
so it is all about envy?

my mum is a great hat

protein
22-02-2005, 01:37:52
It's too dull for me.

We need insults about skull-fucking the rotting corpses of our grandparents, eating cancerous pus-ridden colons, licking the swollen vulvas of menstruating donkeys, raping downs syndrome babies etc etc.

The goat/gay material was some of the weakest we've ever seen.

protein
22-02-2005, 01:38:55
Originally posted by BumSpud
Why would I shoot your darling mother up the cunt? It'd completely ruin it!

Just think... those fat, rubbery lips flapping gently in a the fresh alpine breeze. You can nudge them lovingly aside, perhaps with a playful nose or inquisitive tongue. Then, when you get pissed off because the enormous meatflaps keep flopping back into position, you can staple them to her thick, creamy thighs. Tickle it at the bulbous lump of gristle at the top and it opens like a fucking oyster, exposing a beautiful pink-walled cavern, glistening serenely with her excreted mucus.

I would never shoot your mother up the cunt. I love your mother's cunt.

And I can get my whole head inside it, and be the envy of my friends when they realise that I've got a mother hat and they haven't.
That's more like it. Why can't all your posts be that good?

BumSpud
22-02-2005, 01:40:11
What would you need insults like that for?

Tough crowd at the family reunion?

HelloKitty
22-02-2005, 01:40:31
Originally posted by protein
It's too dull for me.

We need insults about skull-fucking the rotting corpses of our grandparents, eating cancerous pus-ridden colons, licking the swollen vulvas of menstruating donkeys, raping downs syndrome babies etc etc.

The goat/gay material was some of the weakest we've ever seen.

It was only weak because you have seen funko's "art" collection.

protein
22-02-2005, 01:43:08
Originally posted by BumSpud
What would you need insults like that for?

Tough crowd at the family reunion?
If they were all of that quality you would have looked clever, we might have got a bit miffed and the whole invasion thing might have not been so dull.

protein
22-02-2005, 01:47:48
and with that they disappeared...

:confused:

KrazyHorse@home
22-02-2005, 01:49:36
Poor boys were out of their depth. They kept at the same old tired themes, despite earlier failures.

Sefirot
22-02-2005, 02:50:19
Originally posted by BumSpud
Why would I shoot your darling mother up the cunt? It'd completely ruin it!

Just think... those fat, rubbery lips flapping gently in a the fresh alpine breeze. You can nudge them lovingly aside, perhaps with a playful nose or inquisitive tongue. Then, when you get pissed off because the enormous meatflaps keep flopping back into position, you can staple them to her thick, creamy thighs. Tickle it at the bulbous lump of gristle at the top and it opens like a fucking oyster, exposing a beautiful pink-walled cavern, glistening serenely with her excreted mucus.

I would never shoot your mother up the cunt. I love your mother's cunt.

And I can get my whole head inside it, and be the envy of my friends when they realise that I've got a mother hat and they haven't.

I have a confession to make. The spud is growing on me and I think he's ok.

Venom
22-02-2005, 04:46:10
Like I said. Spud must stay. Spud must stay. Spud must stay.

Funkodrom
22-02-2005, 09:39:28
Originally posted by HelloKitty
It was only weak because you have seen funko's "art" collection.

Fuck off, it's porn not art.