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BumSpud
21-02-2005, 23:36:47
I know, I know, you can't quite believe it.

But it's true, the Spud has landed.

Now, who wants their anus nailgunning shut?

Drekkus
21-02-2005, 23:38:08
Damn, you guys are anally fixed. What about cuddling, true love and all that?

BumSpud
21-02-2005, 23:39:49
Nah... I'd rather beastfuck your girlfriend, beat the living shit out of her, then bite a hole in her cheek.

Romance is dead.

Drekkus
21-02-2005, 23:42:22
Why?

BumSpud
21-02-2005, 23:43:11
Because I killed it.

I buried next to my first three wives.

Greg W
21-02-2005, 23:43:18
He must have women literally beating down his door. And I don't mean his back door.

BumSpud
21-02-2005, 23:45:06
The back door's booby trapped anyway.

I tied your mother to the doorframe, and waved a Black Forest gateaux in her face for half an hour. The next person who comes within her reach is going to be one sorry motherfucker.

Provost Harrison
21-02-2005, 23:47:14
I bet with chat-up lines like that you're a devil with the ladies...

BumSpud
21-02-2005, 23:48:35
Not a devil, merely a minor Sumerian deity.

I don't like to brag.

Drekkus
21-02-2005, 23:49:19
:lol: Spud, do you really inflict pain and phear into people talking that crap on the internet? Seriously?

Greg W
21-02-2005, 23:49:21
Wow, you went to all the trouble of digging her corpse up? I woulda thought that was more Nekromantik's alley...

BumSpud
21-02-2005, 23:51:57
Originally posted by Drekkus
:lol: Spud, do you really inflict pain and phear into people talking that crap on the internet? Seriously?
Why do you ask?

Would you like to be our work experience boy?

BumSpud
21-02-2005, 23:53:59
Originally posted by Greg W
Wow, you went to all the trouble of digging her corpse up? I woulda thought that was more Nekromantik's alley...

I wondered why she walked with her arms held out at right angles and kept mumbling about the exquisite gastronomic pleasures of people's brains.

Another mystery solved, courtesy of Sherlock Gnomes here.

Greg W
21-02-2005, 23:55:17
No wonder she fitted right in with your group then.

Drekkus
21-02-2005, 23:55:38
I ask because I look in amazement at how people think that behaviour that might work in the real world, would work on the internets. What's the use of you shouting shit at other people, when we're all losers sitting behind a pc, 10,000 miles away from each other?? Are you thick?

The Bursar
21-02-2005, 23:57:37
Wow. Drekkus got in a sig. I wish I was cool and quotable. :(

BumSpud
21-02-2005, 23:58:30
Half the fun is getting you man-gunk gulping gimps to say something stupid.

The Bursar
21-02-2005, 23:59:29
Why not just read the archives? Every thread is full of people saying really stupid things.

Jon Miller part Deux
22-02-2005, 00:00:03
we do that continually

Jon Miller

Drekkus
22-02-2005, 00:00:23
Originally posted by The Bursar
Wow. Drekkus got in a sig. I wish I was cool and quotable. :( :cool:

Aaaaah, so it's all an act?! OK, well done, you had me thinking you were a real moron there. I'm just too gullible.

Jon Miller part Deux
22-02-2005, 00:00:26
something stupid

Jon Miller

The Bursar
22-02-2005, 00:01:16
some other thing stupid

BumSpud
22-02-2005, 00:01:57
Originally posted by The Bursar
Why not just read the archives? Every thread is full of people saying really stupid things.

It happens in communities full of really stupid people.

Throw rampant inbreeding into the mix, and you end up with a sorry state of affairs such as this one.

MOBIUS
22-02-2005, 00:02:08
Originally posted by BumSpud
Half the fun is getting you man-gunk gulping gimps to say something stupid.

:lol:

You should see their site, packed full of swastikas and men bumming each other - oh the irony!

Mini-Me
22-02-2005, 00:02:29
Do you hear it guys...??? They're playing Sonny & Cher's "I got you, Babe" in the background here...!!!

Greg W
22-02-2005, 00:02:43
Damn, someone beat me to it...

BumSpud
22-02-2005, 00:03:45
Greg, do you kiss your mother with that tongue?

The Bursar
22-02-2005, 00:05:05
"I Got You Babe"

[HER:] They say we're young and we don't know
We won't find out until we grow
[HIM:] Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me, and baby I got you

[HIM:] Babe
[BOTH:] I got you babe I got you babe

[HER:] They say our love won't pay the rent
Before it's earned, our money's all been spent
[HIM:] I guess that's so, we don't have a pot
But at least I'm sure of all the things we got

[HIM:] Babe
[BOTH:] I got you babe I got you babe

[HIM:] I got flowers in the spring I got you to wear my ring
[HER:] And when I'm sad, you're a clown
And if I get scared, you're always around
[HER:] So let them say your hair's too long
'Cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong
[HIM:] Then put your little hand in mine
There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb

[HIM:] Babe
[BOTH:] I got you babe I got you babe

[HIM:] I got you to hold my hand
[HER:] I got you to understand
[HIM:] I got you to walk with me
[HER:] I got you to talk with me
[HIM:] Igot you to kiss goodnight
[HER:] I got you to hold me tight
[HIM:] I got you, I won't let go
[HER:] I got you to love me so

[BOTH:] I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe

zmama
22-02-2005, 00:05:40
Nope just teens in the back of his bus :D

Provost Harrison
22-02-2005, 00:05:48
How is life at http://brawl-hall.com/ , which would appear to be the source of this invasion? It works both ways boys!

Greg W
22-02-2005, 00:06:23
Hey, stop telling em all my secrets. :bash:

BumSpud
22-02-2005, 00:06:43
Bring it, little man! You wouldn't last five frigging minutes in there - they'll kill your white little ass!

The Bursar
22-02-2005, 00:06:45
If might if we weren't the laziest forum of idiots on the whole internets.

The Mad Monk
22-02-2005, 00:07:02
I was always partial to "The Beat Goes On", myself.

Drekkus
22-02-2005, 00:07:11
Kill?

Greg W
22-02-2005, 00:08:29
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
How is life at http://brawl-hall.com/ , which would appear to be the source of this invasion? It works both ways boys! Have you actually read the site? It is so ironic that they come here and have the temerity to have a go at us for post quality. I seriously doubt that anything anybody could say on that site would manage to lower the quality of the posting. An intelligent Brawl Hall poster is an oxymoron.

The Bursar
22-02-2005, 00:08:44
Originally posted by Drekkus
Kill?
With a patented Internet Killinator! Works at distances of up to 16000km using just the power of the printed word and pictures of shit-eating.

MOBIUS
22-02-2005, 00:09:01
Originally posted by BumSpud
Bring it, little man! You wouldn't last five frigging minutes in there - they'll kill your white little ass!

Yeah, coz your cowardly admins would have to ban us...:p

Besides, you're not worth wasting our time - we've had a look already.:rolleyes:

Mini-Me
22-02-2005, 00:12:18
Mobius-Dickus...when your testes finally do drop, you're most welcome to pop by for a visit...we don't ban, so your only excuse is plain old-fashioned cowardice...bitch...

mudbone
22-02-2005, 00:13:47
Originally posted by The Bursar
If might if we weren't the laziest forum of idiots on the whole internets.

Truth comes out.

zmama
22-02-2005, 00:14:38
Was always here...no one ever stated otherwise

Provost Harrison
22-02-2005, 00:14:40
You look like you lead remarkably dull and pointless lives.

MOBIUS
22-02-2005, 00:14:55
Originally posted by Mini-Me
Mobius-Dickus...when your testes finally do drop, you're most welcome to pop by for a visit...we don't ban, so your only excuse is plain old-fashioned cowardice...bitch...

Why do I need to go over there when my slave bitches come to me...

heel, mini-dick!:p

BumSpud
22-02-2005, 00:15:12
But at least we get out. We came to visit, didn't we?

MOBIUS
22-02-2005, 00:16:20
Yeah, you came to us - therefore you are inferior:lol:

Drekkus
22-02-2005, 00:16:23
Can you registrer there if you're not a gay nazi at all?

The Mad Monk
22-02-2005, 00:16:34
When was it in?

Mini-Me
22-02-2005, 00:18:35
Originally posted by MOBIUS
Yeah, you came to us - therefore you are inferior:lol:

'Tard logic...go figure...:rolleyes:

Mini-Me
22-02-2005, 00:22:21
Well, well, well...Polesmoker Harrison has at least ONE testicle, anyway...for the time being, anyway...heh-heh...

http://www.brawl-hall.com/forums/showpost.php?p=295945&postcount=1

MOBIUS
22-02-2005, 00:23:00
0wned...go figure...:sleep:

The Bursar
22-02-2005, 00:23:24
hehe "polesmoker"

Mini-Me
22-02-2005, 00:25:16
Originally posted by MOBIUS
0wned...go figure...:sleep:

That happens to you alot I imagine eh, Dickus...???

Drekkus
22-02-2005, 00:26:53
You're german, mini me?

Provost Harrison
22-02-2005, 00:29:19
Did you try apolyton, you'll find it far better sport than here :D

The Mad Monk
22-02-2005, 00:29:53
:shame:

The Provost has violated The Code.

You know what that means.

edit: this site has no shame.

zmama
22-02-2005, 00:30:08
Aren't we all??


ooops I shouldn't have let that secret slip:o

miester gandertak
22-02-2005, 00:30:12
Originally posted by MOBIUS
Yeah, you came to us - therefore you are inferior:lol: :lol:

i'm the retard.

doooo
di
doooo

MOBIUS
22-02-2005, 00:30:48
Originally posted by Mini-Me
Dickus...???

Is that the best you can do, mini-tackle?

Bet you were over the moon when your first pube came through last week - till you realised you couldn't find your 'mini-me' anymore...:(

MOBIUS
22-02-2005, 00:31:59
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Did you try apolyton, you'll find it far better sport than here :D

Provost you twat, don't tell them about Poly...!:bash:

BumSpud
22-02-2005, 00:32:27
VE ARE ZE CHERMANS!

No, wait, we're not. Spastics.

Venom
22-02-2005, 00:33:25
These guys remind me of me. Back before I had gotten laid and was so very angry.

So basically 2 months ago.

zmama
22-02-2005, 00:33:54
Hey mr g! back for more fun?

Drekkus owes me a beer...keep track, ok?

MOBIUS
22-02-2005, 00:35:13
Originally posted by Venom
These guys remind me of me. Back before I had gotten laid and was so very angry.

So basically 2 months ago.

But mummy still washes your dirty underwear for you?

Venom
22-02-2005, 00:37:22
No. I wash it all by my self. With my dishes.

Mini-Me
22-02-2005, 00:38:35
Originally posted by MOBIUS
Is that the best you can do, mini-tackle?

Bet you were over the moon when your first pube came through last week - till you realised you couldn't find your 'mini-me' anymore...:(

That's like, the third reference to my cock in less than a half hour in here...

Interesting - your mangina's must all be very hungry if you're all over perfect strangers like this...

Provost Harrison
22-02-2005, 00:41:31
Originally posted by MOBIUS
Provost you twat, don't tell them about Poly...!:bash:

Why, Ming seems a bit restless nowadays...

MOBIUS
22-02-2005, 00:43:10
Hey, you're the one who calls himself mini-me - I can only presume...:D

Nothing to be ashamed of, I'm just glad I'm not you.:p

MOBIUS
22-02-2005, 00:45:35
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Why, Ming seems a bit restless nowadays...

It's probably Ming doing the spamming here. I reckon he might even be mini-me...:cute:

Venom
22-02-2005, 00:46:31
Isn't it always about cock? Everyone's either got one, or takes one, or sometimes both. Fucking queers. Always queering everything up.

Mini-Me
22-02-2005, 00:49:56
Originally posted by Drekkus
You're german, mini me?

Nein...

Chris
22-02-2005, 01:59:34
Man, another lame invasion.

This place is like France, we just don't care, invade away.