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S|n|ster
20-02-2005, 22:31:53
Your shitty mark on the world has come to my attention.



Enjoy the show

miester gandertak
20-02-2005, 22:33:36
beg your pardon.
what is a goink?
i am stupid you know

S|n|ster
20-02-2005, 22:35:02
I know. It's ok.

For information on a goink, be sure to check out the fancy reflective surface for at least 12 minutes

zmama
20-02-2005, 22:39:05
r

miester gandertak
20-02-2005, 22:40:43
thats not an answer
what is a goink?

S|n|ster
20-02-2005, 22:41:10
Absolutely outstanding post there.

I am beginning to wonder if anyone here has the cajones to rep for this site

miester gandertak
20-02-2005, 22:44:32
i ave big cajones, get to the point.

The Bursar
20-02-2005, 22:46:54
Wow, Mr Lefthanded is a true HARDMAN. He shot our mum up the cunt too.

S|n|ster
20-02-2005, 22:50:00
I seriously doubt the size of your cajones.

Thank god the Burser turned up, without him the defense of this backwater web portal.

Pity he is an aussie or a pom

miester gandertak
20-02-2005, 22:52:53
is there something wrong youngster?

zmama
20-02-2005, 22:53:48
Hes missing his r

The Bursar
20-02-2005, 22:55:32
http://www.microfish.com/goink/index.htm

miester gandertak
20-02-2005, 22:56:13
wanna borrrrrrrrrow a rrrrrr from mrG?

The Bursar
20-02-2005, 22:57:10
Originally posted by S|n|ster

Thank god the Burser turned up, without him the defense of this backwater web portal.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

Pity about the grammar.

S|n|ster
20-02-2005, 23:02:29
I am so glad to make your life complete. It's not the first time someone has given their undying gratitude to me.

Just for my information, is this all there is to offer here? Does it get any better? Or am i stuck with the school finance guy and an incoherant redneck who can barely function?

Oerdin
20-02-2005, 23:03:07
Invading other forums is so last century.

zmama
20-02-2005, 23:06:27
Oooh.... Am I the incoherant redneck??

Have I gotten a promotion??

S|n|ster
20-02-2005, 23:08:36
Am i invading?

One person calls on by this hole and you call it an invasion.

Thats fucking rich.

You must get, like 4 new members a year

S|n|ster
20-02-2005, 23:09:16
No zmama, dont get your hopes that high.

zmama
20-02-2005, 23:11:31
damn

protein
20-02-2005, 23:12:03
:lol:

miester gandertak
20-02-2005, 23:13:19
Originally posted by S|n|ster
am i stuck with the school finance guy and an incoherant redneck who can barely function?
no no no my dear youngster you entered our little playground. beware of The Lurker.
and for meeeeee, i am mrG and i make no sennce at all, as a matter of fact my life is so lame the fun i have is being here boring your ass off.
I'm so glad you came
want a biscuit?

KrazyHorse@home
20-02-2005, 23:16:30
Originally posted by S|n|ster
Am i invading?

One person calls on by this hole and you call it an invasion.

Thats fucking rich.

You must get, like 4 new members a year Yeah, and they're all Keith.

S|n|ster
20-02-2005, 23:20:19
Great, the village retard and Keith are going to show me a verbal onslaught


I wait with baited breath

miester gandertak
20-02-2005, 23:21:23
doooooo
di
doooooo

MOBIUS
20-02-2005, 23:22:48
Hi, I'm Keith:)

S|n|ster
20-02-2005, 23:24:11
Your avatar must reflect your 4 personalities a year.

miester gandertak
20-02-2005, 23:24:24
Originally posted by S|n|ster
Great, the village retard and Keith are going to show me a verbal onslaught


I wait with baited breath can i be the retard?

gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee

KrazyHorse@home
20-02-2005, 23:26:09
:gasmaske:

S|n|ster
20-02-2005, 23:27:49
Without a doubt you are the retard. Its as plain as the point on your conical head

Koshko
20-02-2005, 23:27:50
ElSaano?

miester gandertak
20-02-2005, 23:29:42
Originally posted by S|n|ster
Without a doubt you are the retard. Its as plain as the point on your conical head :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: you funny you

MOBIUS
20-02-2005, 23:30:00
I think he's trying to flame us!:eek:

MOBIUS
20-02-2005, 23:32:38
Originally posted by S|n|ster
Your avatar must reflect your 4 personalities a year.

Actually it's five.

I dunno, can't count, poor grammer skills - and you're the one trying to flame us!?:D

KrazyHorse@home
20-02-2005, 23:34:54
He's a decapitated eskimo.

Explains his posting abilities as well as his animosity toward us.

miester gandertak
20-02-2005, 23:36:05
me love eskimos

may i, may i
pretty pretty please with sugar on top

tjop tjop

MOBIUS
20-02-2005, 23:37:50
What have we ever done to eskimos, apart from or including, decapitation?

Unless you Canadians have done something you haven't told us about...?

Oerdin
20-02-2005, 23:38:54
Troll forum!

S|n|ster
20-02-2005, 23:39:55
Now you have upset Sigmund


Is he another of your personalities ?

MOBIUS
20-02-2005, 23:40:18
What, have we pissed off trolls too?

Wow, we've been busy lately!

zmama
20-02-2005, 23:41:10
The Candianianadians have their own troll forum!!!!??

unfair

protein
20-02-2005, 23:44:33
This is the most rubbish forum to flame.

Try a christian teen site. Way more fun.

MOBIUS
20-02-2005, 23:45:15
Hey Freud, have you slept with your mother yet?:D

KrazyHorse@home
20-02-2005, 23:46:04
Originally posted by protein
This is the most rubbish forum to flame.


Only because we don't care.

MOBIUS
20-02-2005, 23:46:36
Originally posted by protein
This is the most rubbish forum to flame.

Try a christian teen site. Way more fun.

They are the Christian Teens... :p

S|n|ster
20-02-2005, 23:47:28
Originally posted by MOBIUS
What, have we pissed off trolls too?

Wow, we've been busy lately!

You give yourself far too much credit

KrazyHorse@home
20-02-2005, 23:47:49
We've only banned one person so far. And he deserved it. :lol:

miester gandertak
20-02-2005, 23:47:59
it is possible that it was a troll instead of a fly.
dammit i killed a troll.

KrazyHorse@home
20-02-2005, 23:48:33
Originally posted by S|n|ster
You give yourself far too much credit

You missed the joke, sweetheart...

MOBIUS
20-02-2005, 23:48:40
I thought we promoted him to forum ambassador?

KrazyHorse@home
20-02-2005, 23:49:44
njonb mjiltre is our forum ambassador?

So that's where we got mr g...

MOBIUS
20-02-2005, 23:52:01
The universe must maintain its equilibrium after all...

zmama
20-02-2005, 23:52:08
mr g is Joob Nilert's and Drekkus' love child

KrazyHorse@home
20-02-2005, 23:53:14
Gross.

KrazyHorse@home
20-02-2005, 23:53:46
Do you think they have a forum for people who are constantly drunk and who can't type?

miester gandertak
20-02-2005, 23:54:11
Gross Gutt

MOBIUS
20-02-2005, 23:54:58
If they do, all I can say is thank god for bookmarks!:lol:

KrazyHorse@home
20-02-2005, 23:55:59
Damn it. One of you was supposed to say "Counterglow" and then I was going to 100-0 you...

zmama
20-02-2005, 23:56:12
~

KrazyHorse@home
20-02-2005, 23:56:32
Avatar sized?

Thoughtful of you...

S|n|ster
20-02-2005, 23:56:43
Originally posted by KrazyHorse@home
You missed the joke, sweetheart...

As did you, colon cowboy

KrazyHorse@home
20-02-2005, 23:57:28
Not even close, my left-handed friend...

miester gandertak
20-02-2005, 23:57:30
smalle belly

zmama
20-02-2005, 23:57:59
Nah, Colon ain't here today

protein
20-02-2005, 23:58:42
Originally posted by S|n|ster
As did you, colon cowboy
I know you are but what am I?

No you are.

No you.

Gaylord.

Dicksplat.

Your mum.

etc etc

KrazyHorse@home
20-02-2005, 23:58:55
I thought I'd mention for about the hundredth time how gross it is for Colon to have a chocolate duck as an avatar.

Koshko
20-02-2005, 23:59:26
You aren't a very good troller ...

MOBIUS
20-02-2005, 23:59:32
Originally posted by KrazyHorse@home
Damn it. One of you was supposed to say "Counterglow" and then I was going to 100-0 you...

We're too schjmart for you!:p

KrazyHorse@home
21-02-2005, 00:00:27
It would have been so sweet too...

MOBIUS
21-02-2005, 00:00:57
Originally posted by Freud
You know... you're the first person to ever use that one on me......

Hey, he does sarcasm - there's hope for him yet!:)

miester gandertak
21-02-2005, 00:01:47
but can he post drunk?

KrazyHorse@home
21-02-2005, 00:01:49
Given that he registered today I'm pretty sure it was the first time, actually...

MOBIUS
21-02-2005, 00:03:04
...unless he uses the freud handle on other forums...:hmm:

S|n|ster
21-02-2005, 00:03:32
Is sarcasm your best line for defense ?

KrazyHorse@home
21-02-2005, 00:05:14
Originally posted by MOBIUS
...unless he uses the freud handle on other forums...:hmm:

Other forums? What do you mean?

miester gandertak
21-02-2005, 00:05:33
Originally posted by S|n|ster
Is sarcasm your best line for defense ? i have bootsssssss of escaping :bounce:

KrazyHorse@home
21-02-2005, 00:06:05
They don't work very well though.

zmama
21-02-2005, 00:07:26
They just don't work against girls

KrazyHorse@home
21-02-2005, 00:07:48
Already edited, you cljevjer Djutch bjastjard.

KrazyHorse@home
21-02-2005, 00:08:19
Originally posted by zmama
They just don't work against girls

Best x-post ever.

S|n|ster
21-02-2005, 00:08:26
It's good to see yet another alias ;P

KrazyHorse@home
21-02-2005, 00:08:43
Originally posted by sc`T
Someone told me there was going to be dancing girls. And goats too... lots and lots of hairy, cloven hooved, prelubricated cock cadavers for my sleaze...

Funko?

protein
21-02-2005, 00:09:52
The goatlord cometh.

miester gandertak
21-02-2005, 00:10:09
heil funko :funko:

zmama
21-02-2005, 00:10:13
OG

Nills is goats

Funko sheep

KrazyHorse@home
21-02-2005, 00:10:44
So they're coming from the goatse.cx forums?

protein
21-02-2005, 00:11:01
zmama, you just got post number 662,000

KrazyHorse@home
21-02-2005, 00:11:44
This is starting to get surreal. Even for CG.

zmama
21-02-2005, 00:12:22
Originally posted by protein
zmama, you just got post number 662,000

Whoo

IS there a cash prize?

KrazyHorse@home
21-02-2005, 00:12:49
You can take your kbeast home and eat it if you want.

protein
21-02-2005, 00:12:52
These guys can stay. They seem to fit in quite well.

KrazyHorse@home
21-02-2005, 00:13:37
I don't know. I'm not even close to the weirdest guy here any more. I'm not sure if I like it.

S|n|ster
21-02-2005, 00:14:28
Did we need permission ?

miester gandertak
21-02-2005, 00:15:51
Originally posted by protein
These guys can stay. They seem to fit in quite well. yep they are normal.

KrazyHorse@home
21-02-2005, 00:15:52
"underoos"

:lol:

miester gandertak
21-02-2005, 00:16:15
but one thing, i am the retarded one

zmama
21-02-2005, 00:16:31
spidey underooos?

protein
21-02-2005, 00:16:33
Of course, and you have our blessing. Welcome to my forum.

The password to the secret forum is "venom" (all lower case).

KrazyHorse@home
21-02-2005, 00:16:53
I know where they're from!

We're being invaded by a Dadaist forum!

The Bursar
21-02-2005, 00:19:21
Originally posted by sc`T

Think of the children. Wont someone PLEASE think of the children?
We let TV4Fun take all the thinking of the children duties.

miester gandertak
21-02-2005, 00:20:01
:lol:

KrazyHorse@home
21-02-2005, 00:20:55
A sly slinky goat mistook them for edible barley roos and moiled me for free..

Moil is an intransitive verb. Use it properly please.

The Bursar
21-02-2005, 00:21:45
A one thread annex. Mein Gott.

KrazyHorse@home
21-02-2005, 00:22:24
Originally posted by The Bursar
We let TV4Fun take all the thinking of the children duties.

:lol:

we need a :tv4fun: smilie...

KrazyHorse@home
21-02-2005, 00:24:08
Gramatically impossible, as well as unlikely for ethical reasons.

Oerdin
21-02-2005, 01:03:25
Sure, why not?

jsorense
21-02-2005, 01:30:23
Defend Counterglow, are you nuts?:rolleyes:

miester gandertak
21-02-2005, 09:01:07
Originally posted by S|n|ster
Without a doubt you are the retard. Its as plain as the point on your conical head seeee, I am the retard and all.

notyoueither
21-02-2005, 10:03:58
Originally posted by S|n|ster
Absolutely outstanding post there.

I am beginning to wonder if anyone here has the cajones to rep for this site

You have seriously missed the point of this place.

Have fun.

Drekkus
21-02-2005, 12:29:36
Rep for this site??!! Are we talking reputation points?? WHOOHOOO!!! Welcome new posters! Please stay and post some more.

Provost Harrison
21-02-2005, 12:32:01
Post counts too? Woohoo!

MOBIUS
21-02-2005, 12:43:35
No Reputation Points - we're too cool for Post counts

Funkodrom
21-02-2005, 12:49:02
You old fuddy duddies. He wants someone to "represent" this place in fighting back against them. I'm not sure what we're fighting against though.

Tizzy
21-02-2005, 12:53:41
Or why for that matter

Drekkus
21-02-2005, 12:58:41
Sort of a L'll Boyz in da Hood thing? Defending your territory? :lol: Wow, isn't that, like, a chimp reaction? I guess I'm too disconnected to with my primary fears to bother with that. Or just lazy.

Tizzy
21-02-2005, 12:59:27
Laziness is the way forward

The Mad Monk
21-02-2005, 13:03:11
Apathy marches on!

Or not.

Venom
21-02-2005, 13:30:38
Wait a minute, I missed this thread last night. This guy is trying to steal my bad attitude schtick. That's just not right.

zmama
21-02-2005, 13:38:21
Well, he left your enormous tub o lard schtick untouched

Drekkus
21-02-2005, 13:43:49
Originally posted by Venom
Wait a minute, I missed this thread last night. This guy is trying to steal my bad attitude schtick. That's just not right. Come on, do some of that 'I eat guys like you for breakfast, you little shit' stuff.

The Management
21-02-2005, 13:44:11
Forum has been 'tidied up a bit'.

Drekkus
21-02-2005, 13:46:00
Why?

The Bursar
21-02-2005, 13:47:40
Originally posted by The Management
Forum has been 'tidied up a bit'.
Not quite enough. Some of MoGoats' threads are a little er... shittier than the others.

Venom
21-02-2005, 13:49:01
Originally posted by Drekkus
Come on, do some of that 'I eat guys like you for breakfast, you little shit' stuff.

Ok, here we go. I'm going to start with his opening because I liked it so much.

Your forum has come to supremely powerful attention. I crap bigger than you. Prepare for destruction.

The Bursar
21-02-2005, 13:49:38
You missed the word "my"

Drekkus
21-02-2005, 13:53:09
Yeah Burser, without you the defense of this backwater web portal.

Funkodrom
21-02-2005, 13:54:27
Originally posted by Drekkus
Why?

I'm guessing 'cause of the porn pics.

The Bursar
21-02-2005, 13:54:34
Thank god.

Drekkus
21-02-2005, 13:56:29
Originally posted by Funkodrom
I'm guessing 'cause of the porn pics. That was porn? I thought that girl was just thirsty?

Funkodrom
21-02-2005, 13:58:45
Remind me to always meet you somewhere where there is running water or a bar.

Venom
21-02-2005, 14:07:46
:lol:

miester gandertak
21-02-2005, 14:25:15
:lol:

Drekkus
21-02-2005, 14:25:22
:lol:

Hey, i don't have free milk.

alsieboo
21-02-2005, 15:16:13
Originally posted by The Management
Forum has been 'tidied up a bit'.

I thought I was missing something. You could have at least waited until I'd read it!

S|n|ster
21-02-2005, 22:39:52
Banned huh, my esteemed counterparts are no longer welcome here? Is that what you are telling me. After they were spurned into action due to being constantly taunted with goat comments, you people have the audacity to ban them after you caused the problem.


The Backwater comment is so true now.


Lightweights

Funkodrom
21-02-2005, 22:41:53
The only thing you can really get banned for is posting porn - I guess that's what it was for. Shame, they were fun.

zmama
21-02-2005, 22:41:59
spurned into action???? :lol:

Funkodrom
21-02-2005, 22:47:08
The thing is... it does make sense. Maybe he really meant that.

zmama
21-02-2005, 22:49:27
But these are big strong nerds...why would morons like us spurn them into action?

Funkodrom
21-02-2005, 22:50:49
I'm not listening to you any more and I don't care what you say. In fact, you are beneath contempt.

Will this spurn you into action?

zmama
21-02-2005, 22:51:43
Nope...I'll go take a nap

S|n|ster
21-02-2005, 22:53:15
Oh my god........ The stupid.......... it burns.



*Sigh*

Lazarus and the Gimp
21-02-2005, 22:55:13
You're funnier when you're pasting pre-prepared insults, aren't you? Put some effort in.

Drekkus
21-02-2005, 22:55:39
hey, look! he/she's back!! Yaaay! Welcome back s'n'ster!

Lazarus and the Gimp
21-02-2005, 22:57:30
Come on! Search that hard drive for a witty riposte!

S|n|ster
21-02-2005, 22:58:21
Lazarus, i know deep down that comment hurt to type. How did you manage it while wiping back the tears of your demise?

Hey drekkus long time no ..... wait a minute, did i even see you the other day?

Drekkus
21-02-2005, 22:58:59
Maybe he's putting a bottle up his arse for some inspiration.

zmama
21-02-2005, 22:59:37
Originally posted by Drekkus
hey, look! he/she's back!! Yaaay! Welcome back s'n'ster!

Better call mr g, he'll be thrilledtje

Drekkus
21-02-2005, 23:00:24
Originally posted by S|n|ster
Lazarus, i know deep down that comment hurt to type. How did you manage it while wiping back the tears of your demise?

Hey drekkus long time no ..... wait a minute, did i even see you the other day? No :( I'm never here when the fun starts. But your more then welcome to stay and insult some more. our resident insult persona is a bit off these days. :beer:

Lazarus and the Gimp
21-02-2005, 23:00:36
Originally posted by S|n|ster
Lazarus, i know deep down that comment hurt to type. How did you manage it while wiping back the tears of your demise?


Of course it hurt, you dumb fuck. I have no arms.

zmama
21-02-2005, 23:02:01
Amazing what that man can do with thighs

Lazarus and the Goat
21-02-2005, 23:02:33
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Of course it hurt, you dumb fuck. I have no arms.

I wish my goat was 'armless. Bit my arse something rotten 'e did.

Drekkus
21-02-2005, 23:03:16
Mein Gott, an AE!!

S|n|ster
21-02-2005, 23:03:22
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Of course it hurt, you dumb fuck. I have no arms.

Knew it.

There goes my post about you just headbutting your keyboard when you want to post and then just hitting the submit button.

Damn you


Damn you to hell

Lazarus and the Gimp
21-02-2005, 23:03:54
Hey Sinister! Here's a little ditty I wrote about your mother.


I'd dreamed about your knickers ever since my puberty
and you made my dreams come true when you asked me round for tea.
But when I got inside them, I knew it would bode ill
'cos it felt OK, but it looked like roadkill.

Your labia minora look like wicket-keeper's gloves.

We've made the duvet rock for the past eleven years
but my knees still knock when your thighs are wrapped around my ears.
I know that I'm shallow, but I still want to ease in
to something that I find more aesthetically pleasing

Your labia minora look like wicket-keeper's gloves.

I love you, yes it's true, but prepare yourself for shock
for your "pant kebab" has become a stumbling block
I can't deny the fact that I'd like a nice 'un.
Not one that's done ten rounds with "Iron" Mike Tyson.

Your labia minora look like wicket-keeper's gloves.

So my bags are packed and I won't come back no more
and the sharp heartbreak just cuts me to the core.
But I can't turn back, I've just got to leave
I can't deal with a mimsy like a wizard's sleeve.

Your labia minora look like wicket-keeper's gloves.

Oh who could have guessed that our future would hinge
on the sight of your large and leathery minge?

Your labia minora look like wicket-keeper's gloves.

S|n|ster
21-02-2005, 23:07:32
So you have met my mom huh.


She said she had some fuckwit come around the other day with his propellor hat on and a thumb up his ass.

I would never have thought you would do it man.

Props to you for manning up when you said you would

Lazarus and the Gimp
21-02-2005, 23:09:50
100 reasons why Sinister must be bummed.

1- His prostate has caught fire and it must be beaten out. With penises.


2- In rural areas of Denmark, it is considered to be the utmost good manners to greet your social equal with a bout of vigorous and unsolicited anal penetration.


3- Scientific research suggests that being bummed in an atmosphere of rarified nitrogen can cause the rectal walls to achieve a state of superconductivity. In the future, entire cities will be powered by the new generation of Fast Bummer Reactors.


4- The fleshy slapping noises caused by pelvises striking his buttocks in the act of man-love could be used to transmit messages via morse code, and we could become secret bumming agents.


5- Market research suggests that over 90% of children think that bumming is nasty and secretly hope it will never happen to them.


6- Poly had the "Apolyton Legend" title award to give to anyone misguided enough to bump uglies with another of their forum geeks. Let the "Counterglow Bummer" awards be born! It must be so!


7- We could stick a small TV camera on the bell-end of the intrusive phallus and market the resulting film of travel up his coal-hole as a low-budget Sci-Fi movie. "The Asstrix", or "Bumming John Malkovich", or something like that.


8- If we were to sufficiently enlarge his poo-poo through repeated acts of penetration, he could use it to store stuff in. Like keys, wallets and combs.


9- The smooth skin of his lower buttocks is the perfect surface to polish your plums on.


10- Legend has it that bumming Sinister will cause Cthulhu to awaken, and drown the world in a sea of blood and ichor as his eldritch disciples and spawn visit their hideous wrath upon us. Which would rock.


11- The Bible is quite clear on the subject. "Come down and sit in the dust, O virgin daughter of Babylon, sit on the ground: there is no throne, O daughter of the Chaldeans: for thou shalt no more be called tender and delicate. Take the millstones, and grind meal: uncover thy locks, make bare the leg, uncover the thigh, pass over the rivers, bum Sinister. Thy nakedness shall be uncovered, yea, thy shame shall be seen: I will take vengeance, and I will not meet thee as a man."
Isaiah 47.1


12- Even if that passage turns out to be a mistranslation, it'll still piss off the fundamentalists.


13- If he was to be bummed on a static-generating surface (such as the baize covering of a pool table) he would become positively charged with ions capable of attracting leaves and feathers.


14- He's a dirty bitch and he'd love it.


15- If the frequency of the pumping was carefully timed, it could create a resonating effect that would result in his liver producing the note of C sharp with near-perfect clarity.


16- It could be televised. British terrestrial TV has not seen genuine man/man action since the pilot show for the Harry Secombe vehicle "You is piss right!". No other episodes were made, but the original rushes were recently auctioned on E-Bay and swapped for a mint copy of "DC Comics" issue 83 (the one in which Batman spends several frames rubbing his crotch against a shop window and leering at the girl on the till).


17- Fuck it. There's nothing good on TV.


18- It could form part of a team-building exercise. We could bum him, then talk about how it made us feel, and how we would use the experience to form an action plan for continuing development. This would all be recorded in nice ring-binders with inspiring pictures and logos, which we'll bung in our desks and never touch again.


19- Spanish fiestas frequently involve ritualised acts of cruelty to animals in a fetishised and sexual context, like tying daisychains around a donkey's cock before kicking it to death. We have no animals here, but he'll do. Ole!


20- If he was bummed in a forest, with no-one around, would anyone hear it? The best way to solve a philosophical conundrum is through hands-on experimentation, so let's chuck him in the boot and head for the trees.


21- Bumming Sinister will significantly reduce deaths from cancer. I have no figures to back this up, but it's true.


22- We need a forum amateur dramatic society, and we're all keen to rehearse scenes from "Deliverance" and "Midnight Express", as well as the popular HBO serial "Oz". Sinister can't act, but he can squeal and wriggle along with the best of them.


23- Great quotes from history I. "If you wish to defeat your enemy, bum him."


24- It's a game. We could introduce Percy the Pink Python to Harry the Hairy Hole, and watch him wriggle inside to spend the next few months digesting the gazelle he's just throttled and swallowed whole.


25- In ancient Rome, street orgies would break out at times of celebration, and the subsequent mass of heaving bodies (often consisting of thousands of rutting participants) would form great pink and towering mountains of fuck, from which veritable geysers of sexual fluids would spray forth. These "al fresco" bummers taught us everything we know about civilisation, central heating and stuff like those massive jigsaws for floors with pictures of people with their kit off.


26- If Sinister were to be locked in a box containing poisonous gas that may, or may not, be released then he would enter a precarious state of existance relative to everyone else. If effect, he would both exist and be non-existant at one and the same time. This, of course, means that as well as him being potentially existant/non-existant we're also potentially bumming him already. You can't argue with physics.

27- Bumming is great.

28- Given that recent Olympic games have featured shit like synchronised swimming, beach volleyball and golf, it's surely only a matter of time before medals are awarded for bumming Sinister so I suggest we get into training before we get beaten by the fucking Australians again.

29- His ringpiece is home to an endangered species of microscopic pandas, who exist by grazing on the curly hairs that surround their homes. They are becoming increasingly rare due to the fact that their habitat is being wiped out by their host's addiction to "Back, crack and sack" waxing. Frankly, they're begging to be wiped out.


30- Though man-love up the arse is now considered to be a healthy and socially acceptable (even laudable) act, this was not always the case. In the past, bumming was often used as a brutal means of reinforcing social divisions- to let the underlings know who the well-hung silverback alpha male is. Personally I think he's getting ideas above his station so I'm up for reviving a tradition.


31- Think about it. Would we have gone to war with Iraq if Dubya had flown over to Baghdad and bummed Saddam in front of millions of his citizens as they cheered and shouted "Ea-sy! Ea-sy!". I think not. In fact, he could have bummed Chirac too, just for a laugh. It's striking a vital blow for world peace and harmony.


32- If the bumming was vigorous, brutal and prolonged, he might suffer a rectal prolapse. Ha ha! Ha ha ha!


33- The prolapse being achieved, he could then paint the protruding length of rectum in a variety of colours and use his new "tail" to do animal impressions. If he was really hardcore about this he could live in a lake and pretend to be a beaver.


34- You want to, don't you? Just admit it to yourself and bugger the arse off him.


35- If you poked him botty-wise with a rubber johnny coated in tabasco and ginger, the resultant burning sensation would leave him capable of running 100 metres in a time that makes Tim Montgomery look like a thalidomide victim.


36- With a spot of careful balancing, he could lie horizontally off the ground, supported only by the impaling phallus. This would allow him to rotate on it like a propeller. If he was then to be magnetically charged, he'd become a sort of rudimentary compass.

37- Arseholes to everything. I'm bored now.

Drekkus
21-02-2005, 23:11:00
I have a slight suspicion you might find some common ground there.

Lazarus and the Goat
21-02-2005, 23:11:16
Originally posted by Drekkus
Mein Gott, an AE!!

My goat?

Drekkus
21-02-2005, 23:12:45
Jah! Das Geile Goatchen.

S|n|ster
21-02-2005, 23:13:07
He was thinking about taking a hot load of man choad in the mouth....... Again?

Drekkus
21-02-2005, 23:15:58
Who?

Lazarus and the Gimp
21-02-2005, 23:16:33
This is dull. I'm going to bed.

S|n|ster
21-02-2005, 23:17:10
Lazarus and the Gimp of course.

Thats why he wrote his 100 reasons thread.

Then he came to early.... again.

And just gave up

S|n|ster
21-02-2005, 23:17:43
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
This is dull. I'm going to bed.

Mom need the computer again huh ?

Drekkus
21-02-2005, 23:21:07
None of us live with our parents anymore, s'n'ster. Might be a novel idea, or a future dream of yours, or a shock when compared to the level of posting here, but it's the thruth.

S|n|ster
21-02-2005, 23:24:47
The thruth, the whole thruth and nothing but the thrush?

So help you god ?

So if you say that does that mean i can now turn around and say your attempts to box me into a group of kids who live with their parents, also a little off base ?

Provost Harrison
21-02-2005, 23:26:40
En anglais?

Drekkus
21-02-2005, 23:28:15
Sure you can. But that doesn't change my opinion on invading boards and picking verbal fights on the internets as being pre-adolescent.

Mini-Me
21-02-2005, 23:29:13
The second of the New Four Horsemen has arrived...

Now, which drooling spastic mongoloid am I to throw the beeping baseball at first, hmmm...???

Line up 'tards - don't be shy...

S|n|ster
21-02-2005, 23:30:07
Well, opinions are like assholes

arn't they

S|n|ster
21-02-2005, 23:31:32
Now you done upset mini-me


hahaha

Provost Harrison
21-02-2005, 23:33:24
Originally posted by S|n|ster
Well, opinions are like assholes

arn't they

And what is that supposed to mean?

S|n|ster
21-02-2005, 23:35:05
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
And what is that supposed to mean?

Are you that fucking stupid? Really?

hahahahahahahaha

I gave you boys a little credit, i fucking take that back

Mini-Me
21-02-2005, 23:36:20
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
And what is that supposed to mean?

Ahhh...I see why you brought me here, Sin...You've found a treasure trove of 'tards that ask stupid questions...Excellent...

The Bursar
21-02-2005, 23:36:27
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
And what is that supposed to mean?
Everyone has one, but S|n|ster's smells the worst.

Drekkus
21-02-2005, 23:36:50
Originally posted by S|n|ster
Well, opinions are like assholes

arn't they Are they? Does putting a bottle up yours have any relation to your attitude?

BumSpud
21-02-2005, 23:37:24
I think you just lost your happy little tree.

Greg W
21-02-2005, 23:37:56
I think he's saying that he has lots of opinions. And he ain't shy to share em around with complete strangers in little dark alleys.

Provost Harrison
21-02-2005, 23:37:56
Originally posted by Mini-Me
Ahhh...I see why you brought me here, Sin...You've found a treasure trove of 'tards that ask stupid questions...Excellent...

Is your name Mini-Me your pet name for your dick?

zmama
21-02-2005, 23:38:21
Nope not even being invaded by Germans makes his tree unhappy

Drekkus
21-02-2005, 23:38:54
Originally posted by Mini-Me
Ahhh...I see why you brought me here, Sin...You've found a treasure trove of 'tards that ask stupid questions...Excellent... :beer:

Provost Harrison
21-02-2005, 23:38:55
Originally posted by Greg W
I think he's saying that he has lots of opinions. And he ain't shy to share em around with complete strangers in little dark alleys.

Funny, strikes me as the type who'd have an arse like a wizard's sleeve...

Mini-Me
21-02-2005, 23:39:01
Enter BumSpud - the Third Horseman...

Provost Harrison
21-02-2005, 23:39:54
I see it needs three of you - is this because you can almost a full personality between you?

Drekkus
21-02-2005, 23:40:00
Horses, goats, you guys love the outdoor life, eh?

Mini-Me
21-02-2005, 23:40:48
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Is your name Mini-Me your pet name for your dick?

As a matter of fact...no, assmonkey...

Would you like to explain to the rest of the class what your instant interest in my genetalia is attributed to...???

BumSpud
21-02-2005, 23:41:23
Yes. We like the outdoors.

Do you need directions, or are you happy to be welded to your computer chair with your own crusty faecal emissions?

Greg W
21-02-2005, 23:41:55
Now there's Nekromantik as well.

He must be the one that plays with dead goats. :gasmaske:

The Bursar
21-02-2005, 23:42:33
Originally posted by BumSpud
Do you need directions, or are you happy to be welded to your computer chair with your own crusty faecal emissions?
So speaketh "BumSpud" :rolleyes:

Provost Harrison
21-02-2005, 23:42:39
Originally posted by Mini-Me
As a matter of fact...no, assmonkey...

Would you like to explain to the rest of the class what your instant interest in my genetalia is attributed to...???

I don't. Well, not as much as your sister does.

Drekkus
21-02-2005, 23:44:47
Originally posted by BumSpud
Yes. We like the outdoors.

Do you need directions, or are you happy to be welded to your computer chair with your own crusty faecal emissions? So says the weekend warrior.

BumSpud
21-02-2005, 23:45:31
It's Monday, tool.

Mini-Me
21-02-2005, 23:47:26
So...which one of you coupon-clipping, hairdressing nancy boys is the Queen bee in this hive of huffy, Cher-worshipping, roadside truckstop daisy-chaining divas, anyway...???

zmama
21-02-2005, 23:49:00
heel gelukkige kameraden, deze

Provost Harrison
21-02-2005, 23:49:02
I thought you'd have brought a bit of a unique personality to each of your personas but they're all as crude and worthless as the others. Doesn't really matter how many you use, you're not convincing anyone else you've got friends, or remotely capable of having any...

The Bursar
21-02-2005, 23:49:09
The one with "Admin" in the title. Obviously.

Greg W
21-02-2005, 23:50:37
They're a tad slow, they would have figured it out next century for sure.

Drekkus
21-02-2005, 23:51:03
Originally posted by Mini-Me
... this hive of huffy, Cher-worshipping, roadside truckstop daisy-chaining divas, anyway...??? Damnit, I have to go to the US sometime soon.

Oerdin
21-02-2005, 23:53:15
Originally posted by S|n|ster
Banned huh, my esteemed counterparts are no longer welcome here? Is that what you are telling me. After they were spurned into action due to being constantly taunted with goat comments, you people have the audacity to ban them after you caused the problem.

:beer: YAAY! He can still come here. Stop by with more friends from that other site any time.:smoke:

Mini-Me
21-02-2005, 23:54:04
Originally posted by zmama
heel gelukkige kameraden, deze

Ahhh...Counterglow's token gimp pops open the lid of it's box and raises itself on all fours with February's issue of "Goatse International" in it's crisco-covered hands...

Provost Harrison
21-02-2005, 23:54:32
So are they from the teen christian forums? :D

BumSpud
21-02-2005, 23:55:42
I'm not sure what you mean.

Does your foreskin start at your lips?

Greg W
21-02-2005, 23:56:25
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
So are they from the teen christian forums? :D Not intelligent enough.

The Bursar
21-02-2005, 23:56:28
That's normal, right?

The Mad Monk
21-02-2005, 23:57:28
Depends on where you are relative to "normal".

BumSpud
21-02-2005, 23:59:10
None of YOUR fucking relatives are normal.

The Bursar
21-02-2005, 23:59:55
Thank goodness for that.

Drekkus
22-02-2005, 00:01:08
Absolutely.

The Mad Monk
22-02-2005, 00:04:16
Normalcy is so boring.

BumSpud
22-02-2005, 00:05:44
Well, if you're into same sex households, who am I to judge?

Homos!

The Bursar
22-02-2005, 00:07:42
Your boys last night got quite defensive when homosexuality was mentioned. :hmm:

The Mad Monk
22-02-2005, 00:08:06
Sapiens!

zmama
22-02-2005, 00:08:35
Originally posted by Mini-Me
Ahhh...Counterglow's token gimp pops open the lid of it's box and raises itself on all fours with February's issue of "Goatse International" in it's crisco-covered hands...

Hey guys! I'm the gimp!! YAAAY!

Hey laz move over!!

Greg W
22-02-2005, 00:09:54
We only have one token gimp? :eek:

The Bursar
22-02-2005, 00:10:27
Zmama is the token gimp. Laz's companion is the pet gimp, and Bossman is the caged gimp.

MOBIUS
22-02-2005, 00:11:04
Originally posted by zmama
Hey guys! I'm the gimp!! YAAAY!

Hey laz move over!!

He seems to have spontaneously morphed into a goat, so I guess the situation is vacant...

zmama
22-02-2005, 00:11:13
and fine wine salesman

The Mad Monk
22-02-2005, 00:12:20
We had to let the others go. Budget cuts. :(

zmama
22-02-2005, 00:13:47
En ik ben goedkoop!

The Mad Monk
22-02-2005, 00:15:17
Ich bin ein Berliner!

zmama
22-02-2005, 00:15:58
with chocolate frosting?

Oerdin
22-02-2005, 00:16:44
Originally posted by S|n|ster
Are you that fucking stupid? Really?

hahahahahahahaha

I gave you boys a little credit, i fucking take that back

I believe you got the quote wrong. Excuses are like assholes is the correct phrase not opinions.

The Bursar
22-02-2005, 00:18:20
Doesn't matter. The analogy is the same.

The Mad Monk
22-02-2005, 00:20:38
Originally posted by zmama
with chocolate frosting?

:nervous:

MOBIUS
22-02-2005, 00:21:38
Originally posted by The Bursar
Your boys last night got quite defensive when homosexuality was mentioned. :hmm:

Probably because of all the gay porn splattered over their site - however cos they're all virgins, at the moment it's only a wistful fantasy for them...

protein
22-02-2005, 00:24:02
They do seem a little fixated with men having sex. I suppose when you're all grown up it isn't as shocking and exciting.

Venom
22-02-2005, 00:35:01
Have we locked down a definition of goink yet? I'd like to start using it.

zmama
22-02-2005, 00:35:47
Just give it your own Venglish interp

Sefirot
22-02-2005, 00:36:59
I'm not sure but I think we're goinks.

Venom
22-02-2005, 00:38:41
Goink you, you fucking goink!

The Bursar
22-02-2005, 00:43:01
You goinking mothergoinker

Venom
22-02-2005, 00:43:46
Goink off!

The Mad Monk
22-02-2005, 00:47:45
So we're a bunch of little blue Goinks?

The Bursar
22-02-2005, 00:49:34
Apart from PH: the goink-wannabe.

Venom
22-02-2005, 00:49:40
Goinks have color?

The Bursar
22-02-2005, 00:52:33
In the dark all goinks are black.

KrazyHorse@home
22-02-2005, 01:27:18
Originally posted by S|n|ster
the tears of your demise

That's some shitty-ass writing.

KrazyHorse@home
22-02-2005, 01:29:25
Originally posted by S|n|ster
So if you say that does that mean i can now turn around and say your attempts to box me into a group of kids who live with their parents, also a little off base ?

The hanging sentence fragments here are killing me.

Chris
22-02-2005, 02:32:37
I didn't think it was possible, but they are actually lamer then poly people.

Sefirot
22-02-2005, 02:43:36
Goink you, nothing is lamer then poly... except maybe these goinks.

S|n|ster
22-02-2005, 05:06:33
Outstanding, we have a board full of English professors.

I suppose when you, verbally, cant handle the heat, its always easier to flame people on the lowest common denominator. Right?

notyoueither
22-02-2005, 06:32:29
Don't know. You tell me.

Speaking of lowest common denominator, how hard is it to post the same goat pictures 1000 times? Do you keep your forum invasions so simple so that the average monkey from your 'crew' can get it right?

Jon Miller part Deux
22-02-2005, 07:16:49
English professors? No, it's simply a matter of not being a ponce and being able to effectively express yourself in the English language. The BH crew is a text book example of why the American education system is a failure.

KrazyHorse@home
22-02-2005, 09:45:24
All right, who's using JM's account now?

That post was clear, free of typos and relevant.

:beer:

KrazyHorse@home
22-02-2005, 09:47:12
I honestly have to read most of their posts twice in order to understand what the fuck they're trying to say, and I can assure you that it's not worth the effort.

Seriously, now: "tears of your demise"? What the fuck is that?

Funkodrom
22-02-2005, 09:48:25
Must be someone from a different forum then.

KrazyHorse@home
22-02-2005, 09:51:36
I think it was you, actually.

KrazyHorse@home
22-02-2005, 09:54:17
Originally posted by S|n|ster
Outstanding, we have a board full of English professors.

I suppose when you, verbally, cant handle the heat, its always easier to flame people on the lowest common denominator. Right?

If you want to see me get really pedantic then start talking about physics.

Funkodrom
22-02-2005, 09:54:57
It wasn't. I haven't used Jon Miller yet. I was scared the password thing in the signature was a wind up until this morning. :lol: