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miester gandertak
18-02-2005, 15:35:02
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.

18-02-2005, 15:36:55
you thought that all up yourself huh

18-02-2005, 15:37:14
How would you attach anything to the toast or the cat? Fatal flaw.

miester gandertak
18-02-2005, 15:38:25
no, i found that on the internets.
wanna see more?
it's allright kingetje it is.

miester gandertak
18-02-2005, 15:39:37
The reason hot-rod owners raise the backs of their cars is that it's easier to go faster when you're always going downhill.

18-02-2005, 15:39:47
It's nice to see retro internet stuff like this. :)

miester gandertak
18-02-2005, 15:41:06
ow yes you geek you, i'm new here.

18-02-2005, 15:43:44
What happens when the butter dissipates?

18-02-2005, 15:44:04
Mr G will come up with the All your base thing this summer.

18-02-2005, 15:51:29
That will be a true thrill

18-02-2005, 15:52:23
Originally posted by Venom
What happens when the butter dissipates?

Or the cat licks the butter off?

18-02-2005, 15:57:39
If he tries to lick it of his back, the cat will spin around in circles so fast, it will produce enough energy to power a monorail.

18-02-2005, 16:16:17
what do you get if you reverse a rail? Liar!

18-02-2005, 16:45:57
What do you get if you reverse pants on fire?

18-02-2005, 16:48:40
pants not on fire

18-02-2005, 16:50:40
Surely it's erif no stnap?

miester gandertak
18-02-2005, 17:12:34
What do you get if you reverse sekoj emal sekam eSoM?

18-02-2005, 17:13:44
The truth

miester gandertak
18-02-2005, 17:25:45
and nothing but