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Japher
18-02-2005, 01:12:12
Some truck has been parked in front of my house since Tuesday night, and today was garbage day and they wouldn't take it because they said my cans were to close to the car!

Where the hell am I suppose to put my cans? YOu say put them on the curb, and if a car is parked there? WHat the hell!

How long should I wait before reporting an abandoned vehicle?

alsieboo
18-02-2005, 01:20:11
wait, what day is it now?

Oerdin
18-02-2005, 03:28:11
Your tomorrow but still my today.

Aredhran
18-02-2005, 13:38:27
Put your trash on top of the car, maybe the garbage men will take the whole lot away

Drekkus
18-02-2005, 13:42:33
slash the tyres.

protein
18-02-2005, 13:46:04
Get some thai fish sauce and pour it in every available hole in the car.

miester gandertak
18-02-2005, 13:49:00
make a nice turd on the roof.
it won't help a thing but it's a big relief and it looks pretty silly.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
18-02-2005, 13:50:38
Overinflate the tyres.

Funkodrom
18-02-2005, 13:51:29
NOOOOOO!!! Don't overinflate the tyres! DANGER!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
18-02-2005, 14:00:05
Wucht it aus!

Spartak
18-02-2005, 15:54:12
BooooM

alsieboo
18-02-2005, 22:32:41
Danger! Danger! High voltage!

miester gandertak
18-02-2005, 22:35:12
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

zmama
18-02-2005, 22:40:12
I dunno, mr g

alsieboo
18-02-2005, 22:40:46
I liked that video.

miester gandertak
18-02-2005, 22:41:36
what video.

video killed the radio star?

alsieboo
18-02-2005, 22:42:27
No, but I need to see that one. Electric 6!

miester gandertak
18-02-2005, 22:53:17
it's a song, not a video.

gruppo sportivo

alsieboo
18-02-2005, 22:57:48
but there was a video, for danger

miester gandertak
18-02-2005, 22:58:24
video is so last century

alsieboo
18-02-2005, 22:59:33
what's 'this century' then

Christoph
18-02-2005, 23:01:56
DVD, or quite possibly MP4.

Yesum.

(I am new btw.)

zmama
18-02-2005, 23:02:27
mr g found this internet thing


maybe he'll tell you about it

alsieboo
18-02-2005, 23:04:29
oooh, I can't get to grips with this new fangled technology lark

miester gandertak
18-02-2005, 23:07:48
last day i travelled around and i found several internets.
the internets is not for girls. it's a manthing like lawnmower and all.

alsieboo
18-02-2005, 23:12:41
:( I do wish there would be more for us womenfolk to do, other than bear children and look after the house.

The Bursar
18-02-2005, 23:16:00
Knitting? Flower arranging in church? Ding-ding kicking?

alsieboo
18-02-2005, 23:21:18
Ah yes, how could I forget.

Christoph
18-02-2005, 23:24:31
Sex.

alsieboo
18-02-2005, 23:25:43
that comes under children

Christoph
18-02-2005, 23:27:45
I am talking about recreational sex, not creational.

Yay for new word!!

alsieboo
18-02-2005, 23:31:31
you can have sex for recreational purposes?

zmama
18-02-2005, 23:32:42
Thats a sin Alsie...don't listen

Christoph
18-02-2005, 23:32:52
You can't, i won't allow it.

alsieboo
18-02-2005, 23:35:26
Originally posted by zmama
Thats a sin Alsie...don't listen

my fingers are in my ears, I'm a good catholic girl!

The Bursar
18-02-2005, 23:56:21
How ironic that a good Catholic girl is the worst kind of Catholic girl, and a bad one the best.

alsieboo
19-02-2005, 00:00:53
la la la la la la la ooh hoo

Christoph
19-02-2005, 02:11:52
Did i hear a monkey verse in that last bit?

alsieboo
19-02-2005, 02:12:56
No, but there is a baby fuzzball

Christoph
19-02-2005, 02:20:27
Please, never refer to my pubic hairs ever again. touchy subject.

alsieboo
19-02-2005, 02:23:15
I'm sorry, I should be more sensitive

Oerdin
19-02-2005, 02:23:43
:hmm:

alsieboo
19-02-2005, 02:45:55
where's the angel smiley when you need it?

Japher
19-02-2005, 04:16:50
Did i hear a monkey verse in that last bit?

Monkey!!!

Why is it that he joins and immediatly posts in a thread entitled "BASTARD"!?

alsieboo
19-02-2005, 06:15:03
aaah, now that'd be telling