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KrazyHorse@home
17-02-2005, 16:04:14
I can't leave the house without them and I need to teach a class in under an hour.

I've spent the last 30 minutes looking for them.

KrazyHorse@home
17-02-2005, 16:04:45
I had them last night. I know this because otherwise I'd still be outside.

Lurker
17-02-2005, 16:04:51
They're right over there.

Oerdin
17-02-2005, 16:05:42
Just don't lock your door and walk to class. My old place had eight of us and someone would always forget their key so we just spent 9 months with our front door always unlocked.

OldWarrior_42
17-02-2005, 16:07:05
You are posting aren't you? So you know where the keys are.

Geek humor. Funkopun. Whatever. *Shrugs shoulders*.

KrazyHorse@home
17-02-2005, 16:10:00
Oerdin, have you forgotten that I live in Baltimore?

But if I can't find them in the next 15 minutes that's precisely what I'm doing.

Tizzy
17-02-2005, 16:11:47
They're where you left them

Dyl Ulenspiegel
17-02-2005, 16:12:20
I thought this thread was about chastity belts.

Lurker
17-02-2005, 16:13:32
Originally posted by OldWarrior_42
You are posting aren't you? So you know where the keys are.

Geek humor. Funkopun. Whatever. *Shrugs shoulders*.


If only Funko would aspire to that level of punning.

Debaser
17-02-2005, 16:13:56
In the outside of the door?
Under some crap by your computer?
By a sink somewhere?
In the fridge?
In a shoe?

protein
17-02-2005, 16:16:05
In the fridge. :lol:

I've found the remote control in the fridge before.

Oerdin
17-02-2005, 16:16:58
Originally posted by KrazyHorse@home
Oerdin, have you forgotten that I live in Baltimore?

But if I can't find them in the next 15 minutes that's precisely what I'm doing.

OK, but how bad is it right by campus where you are? You might be able to get away with it for a day.

KrazyHorse@home
17-02-2005, 16:17:36
I actually just looked in the fridge, sadly enough.

Hmmm. In a shoe? Maybe.

Checked the outside of the doors

By a sink? Maybe

KrazyHorse@home
17-02-2005, 16:18:03
Oh well. Fuck it.

sleeping_satsuma
17-02-2005, 16:18:39
you have 15 minutes to find your keys so you're posting on a website because that will help you how exactly?

you need to do the sherlock holmes method- eliminate everything logical and then try the illogical.

Funkodrom
17-02-2005, 16:23:08
In the pockets of whatever you were wearing last night. Coat, jeans, whatever.

JM^3
17-02-2005, 16:23:45
Originally posted by protein
In the fridge. :lol:

I've found the remote control in the fridge before.

me to, as well as lots of other stuff

also bad food goes in the sink and plates go in the trash

JJM

JM^3
17-02-2005, 16:26:56
I had a freind whose house was unlocked for over a year

he lived near campus...

he was fine

Jon Miller

Dyl Ulenspiegel
17-02-2005, 16:29:51
Hmm, so far the episode "Jon MIller searches his keys" is boring. There has to be more to it - tell us, Jon!

sleeping_satsuma
17-02-2005, 16:29:57
Originally posted by JM^3
me to, as well as lots of other stuff

also bad food goes in the sink and plates go in the trash

JJM

Are you one of the Mr Men? :)

Funkodrom
17-02-2005, 16:32:52
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
Hmm, so far the episode "Jon MIller searches his keys" is boring. There has to be more to it - tell us, Jon!

I think the key is in what other stuff he found in his fridge.

Lurker
17-02-2005, 16:40:02
Why would Krazyhorse's keys be in Jon Miller's stuff?

Is there something I don't know?

zmama
17-02-2005, 16:44:26
In the trash

jsorense
17-02-2005, 18:18:12
The last place you look.

DaShi
17-02-2005, 18:23:59
Not if he gives up.

Anyway, the only logical solution is to paint a giant red X everywhere your keys are not. Then you only need to look where there isn't a red X to find your keys.

Japher
17-02-2005, 18:33:47
That's stupid DaShi! What happens the next time he loses his keys? He really can't paint red Xs again as it could indicate the last time they weren't there! He'd be screwed, think about the future. Geesh, your such a retard.

MDA
17-02-2005, 18:34:01
Originally posted by jsorense
The last place you look.

I was gonna post that! :(

DaShi
17-02-2005, 18:35:47
Originally posted by Japher
That's stupid DaShi! What happens the next time he loses his keys? He really can't paint red Xs again as it could indicate the last time they weren't there! He'd be screwed, think about the future. Geesh, your such a retard.

Hello! Turpentine!

Provost Harrison
17-02-2005, 18:40:10
Dozy twit, they're down the back of the sofa...

Japher
17-02-2005, 18:43:44
I hate it when I find a key and I don't know what it goes to. I keep anyway, just in case. I have a key ring that I leave at home with about 12 keys of which I have no idea what lock the go to.

KrazyHorse@home
17-02-2005, 18:43:49
In the pockets of whatever you were wearing last night. Coat, jeans, whatever.

Checked it

In the trash

Novel suggestion, but I'm not going to check it

Dozy twit, they're down the back of the sofa...

Checked it.

My solution to this is going to be to clean my whole apartment. It needed doing anyway, and I'll most likely find my keys in the process.

DaShi
17-02-2005, 18:45:59
Perhaps through some quantum improbability your key somehow ended up on Japher's key ring.

Japher
17-02-2005, 18:47:13
when you came home yesterday what was the first thing you did?

The bathroom?

KrazyHorse@home
17-02-2005, 18:51:59
Played an hour of online poker, then made chicken quesadillas.

Japher
17-02-2005, 18:54:26
look around your computer

things have a habit of hidding in plain view

Dyl Ulenspiegel
17-02-2005, 18:57:05
look in your stomach

KrazyHorse@home
17-02-2005, 18:59:52
Originally posted by Japher
look around your computer

things have a habit of hidding in plain view

I know. I get the feeling I'm going to find them sitting in the most obvious place.

protein
17-02-2005, 19:05:14
Have you lifted up your keyboard?

I reckon the red X idea is brilliant. Next time you lose something you can use green paint.

KrazyHorse@home
17-02-2005, 19:06:59
FOUND THEM

inside an empty box of Captain Crunch I'd been eating out of yesterday and which was sitting upright and open on the floor beside my armchair.

sleeping_satsuma
17-02-2005, 19:09:57
you see, once you looked in all the logical places and it wasnt there, you found it in what seemed an illogical place. The Sherlock works everytime....!

zmama
17-02-2005, 19:10:08
Close to trash...:cute:

KrazyHorse@home
17-02-2005, 19:14:32
I just realised that your avatar is the Fruit Fucker 2000

Can't believe I've been staring at that without seeing it for this long.

I own the DivX t-shirt...

KrazyHorse@home
17-02-2005, 19:15:09
ME AND THE CAP'N MAKE IT HAPPEN

zmama
17-02-2005, 19:19:29
100% ALL NATURAL JUICES!

Oerdin
17-02-2005, 19:36:48
Captain Crunch! :lol:

The Mad Monk
17-02-2005, 19:41:50
DON'T DISS THE CAP'N!!!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
17-02-2005, 19:45:21
:hmm:

zmama
17-02-2005, 19:51:11
Either this, a disgustingly sweet cereal like substance

MDA
17-02-2005, 19:53:05
I was never allowed to have that. Raisin Bran, Buc Wheats, or shredded wheat were about my only choices. Granola, when it became available (and it was way sweeter than mom ever guessed).

zmama
17-02-2005, 19:53:11
Or this fella, one of the original phone phreakers

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/hackers/captain-crunch/200900.6.jpg

KrazyHorse@home
17-02-2005, 19:54:35
Originally posted by MDA
I was never allowed to have that. Raisin Bran, Buc Wheats, or shredded wheat were about my only choices. Granola, when it became available (and it was way sweeter than mom ever guessed).

Same here. Mostly raisin bran and rice krispies.

zmama
17-02-2005, 19:55:54
Same here :)

Oerdin
17-02-2005, 19:56:36
Oatmeal or total. If we were lucky mom would make pancakes or bacon & eggs.

KrazyHorse@home
17-02-2005, 19:57:06
When I was ~15 my mother started buying honey-nut corn flakes.

Oerdin
17-02-2005, 20:00:37
I can remember when I was in junior high Crackling Oat Ban started showing up for breakfest time.

Lurker
17-02-2005, 20:03:57
Back in my day we had to make our own cereal and milk our own cows.

zmama
17-02-2005, 20:04:50
Still do where you hail frum

Oerdin
17-02-2005, 20:05:11
Was that because you were stealing from the farmers?

The Mad Monk
17-02-2005, 20:05:43
Cap'n Crunch, Cocoa Pebbles, Golden Grahms, we had it all! :bounce:

Japher
17-02-2005, 20:06:53
I like Fruity Pebbles... that seems more like a confession

I liked Grape Nuts with tons of sugar

Lurker
17-02-2005, 20:08:01
Originally posted by zmama
Still do where you hail frum

At least I can spel.

zmama
17-02-2005, 20:08:02
We only got the "good stuff" when we went to Gramma's. She'd buy the packs of little boxes of chocofrostedsugarbombs. :)

JM^3
17-02-2005, 20:57:13
that is better than me

I once spent an horu looking for my keys and found them in my pocket

JOPn Miller

JM^3
17-02-2005, 20:58:27
I don't like the kid cereals

I like frosted miniwheats though, and some other sweat ones (like the ones with the clusters and the like, and muesli, and..)

Jon Miller

Funkodrom
17-02-2005, 21:05:16
Originally posted by JM^3
that is better than me

I once spent an horu looking for my keys and found them in my pocket

JOPn Miller

There's the payoff!

zmama
17-02-2005, 21:10:43
Originally posted by JM^3
I don't like the kid cereals

I like frosted miniwheats though, and some other sweat ones (like the ones with the clusters and the like, and muesli, and..)

Jon Miller

Sweat clusters isn't a very appealing cereal :gasmaske:

JM^3
17-02-2005, 21:27:42
tha wasn't its name

maybe honey bunches of oats?

JM

Japher
17-02-2005, 21:33:08
Honey Bunches of Oats is good

zmama
17-02-2005, 21:47:25
Without sweat