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protein
17-02-2005, 15:59:46
The Vatican university is launching a new course for exorcists - Roman Catholic priests who cast out evil spirits from the possessed.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4272689.stm

Funkodrom
17-02-2005, 16:02:46
AWESOME!

I want to do it.

Oerdin
17-02-2005, 16:03:23
http://theexorcist.warnerbros.com/

I love how that page is about "The scarist movie of all time" but the banner ad to the right is advertising childrens' films. :lol:

protein
17-02-2005, 16:23:46
Higher Diploma in Exorcism

10am - Recognising Demonic Possesion
11am - Vomit Analysis and Avoidance

light lunch

1pm - "The power of Jesus compels you"
2pm - Safe Stair-falling
3pm - Certification and red wine party

sleeping_satsuma
17-02-2005, 16:25:02
My parents house was blessed once. They never tell you the good stuff when you're a kid and you can brag to your friends about having a ghost.

paiktis22
17-02-2005, 16:42:12
every new/newly rented/bought house is blessed here. and cars. cars are awesome to bless. you open the hood and the priest sprays the holy water on the burning horsepower engine of the car and it evaporates on touch. very kewwwl

sleeping_satsuma
17-02-2005, 16:46:28
I keep meaning to do a cleansing on my new house. I must get the stuff together.

Funkodrom
17-02-2005, 17:05:09
Mr Muscle Bathroom?

sleeping_satsuma
17-02-2005, 18:46:13
it needs that sort of cleansing too.