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sleeping_satsuma
16-02-2005, 00:05:30
My ladyshave cost 30 and its a damn sight better made than a rampant rabbit at 50.

Oerdin
16-02-2005, 00:09:48
You wouldn't want a cheap one that gives you a shcok or shorts out half way through the job, would you?

Koshko
16-02-2005, 03:06:12
Cuz wimmenz will overspend for things.

notyoueither
16-02-2005, 03:45:51
And here I thought there were plenty of people willing to pay to be a sex toy.

King_Ghidra
16-02-2005, 10:38:39
becase they need to be kept out of the hands (and orifices) of the lower classes, who would clearly become enslaved to pleasure and do even less work than they do now

notyoueither
16-02-2005, 10:44:27
We must ensure that our vital essenses are not spilt in Babylonian pursuits!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
16-02-2005, 10:48:35
"fucking expensive" :lol:

notyoueither
16-02-2005, 10:49:50
I think she meant expensive fucking.

Tizzy
16-02-2005, 12:18:42
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
becase they need to be kept out of the hands (and orifices) of the lower classes, who would clearly become enslaved to pleasure and do even less work than they do now

I'm not sure it's possible for me to do any less work

King_Ghidra
16-02-2005, 12:42:58
we need you to bring some sex toys to work and do an experiment

Funkodrom
16-02-2005, 12:49:47
Let us know what the four bosses say.

Vincent
16-02-2005, 13:39:15
I'm a really cheap sex toy

Funkodrom
16-02-2005, 13:44:22
Rampant Rabbit - 50

Vincent's baby? - Priceless.

MDA
16-02-2005, 14:27:51
Kleine Krokodil - Priceless

zmama
16-02-2005, 14:41:01
Originally posted by Vincent
I'm a really cheap sex toy

Just buy you a beer, eh?

:beer:

Gary
16-02-2005, 14:53:23
Only afterwards ;)

alsieboo
16-02-2005, 21:32:48
Think of us students! We can only just aford the (over priced) batteries in ann summers!

zmama
16-02-2005, 21:47:22
Batteries are reallly cheap at Aldi!! ;)

MDA
16-02-2005, 22:05:47
Everything is really cheap at Aldi.

Oh, beware google curiosity.

Rampant rabbit recall!
LONDON (Reuters) - A rabbit-eared sex toy was recalled on Thursday by British retailer Ann Summers out of concern it could cause injury to an unsuspecting user.

The lingerie and sex toy chain said a batch of about 150,000 of the top-selling "Rampant Rabbit" vibrators were found to have defective seals that might allow the spillage of tiny beads contained in the shaft

Provost Harrison
16-02-2005, 22:11:07
I had a friend who used to rave about the rampant rabbit...as you can tell we had some pretty frank discussions ;)

Lazarus and the Gimp
16-02-2005, 22:15:42
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
My ladyshave cost 30 and its a damn sight better made than a rampant rabbit at 50.

But can it hit all the relevant areas safely?

Provost Harrison
16-02-2005, 22:22:47
You wouldn't want a bacon-slicer effect on your most sensitive bits ;)

Greg W
17-02-2005, 08:51:56
why are sex toys so fucking expensive?Cos first they want you to take them out and show them a good time, then they want diamonds and other assorted jewellery, then they want an expensive wedding, then they want a house and a car and kids. Then they discover a better model, take everything you've given them, and hit you for alimony to boot.

:D

HelloKitty
17-02-2005, 11:16:23
Sadly the worlds best sex toy, the sybian, is over 1k US. :(

sleeping_satsuma
17-02-2005, 11:19:35
lol

I'm sure I could improvise with an electric egg whisk and a rubber glove.

Actually the rabbit is very good. There are two new ones called the platinum rabbit, and inexplicably, the bingo which looks like an instrument of torture but is supposedly better than even the rabbit. I'm not sure if thats possible- the rabbit goes from nought to screaming in about 60 seconds.

Do any of you menfolk have sex toys for men? I've seen those fake vaginas that vibrate- I saw a great one the other day which was a flesh coloured minge with two boobs so you could have a tit wank or a regular shag. It looked like a butterball turkey. With nipples.

sleeping_satsuma
17-02-2005, 11:21:22
Originally posted by HelloKitty
Sadly the worlds best sex toy, the sybian, is over 1k US. :(

ahhh my boyfriend could make one. its one of the perks of having an electrical engineer boyf. That and recessed lighting.

isnt the sybian a bit cumbersome though?

sleeping_satsuma
17-02-2005, 11:23:10
Originally posted by alsieboo
Think of us students! We can only just aford the (over priced) batteries in ann summers!

you HAVE to have a rabbit. Its a life essential. I just wish the frigging battery cover didnt slide off mid-wank.

King_Ghidra
17-02-2005, 11:39:54
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
Do any of you menfolk have sex toys for men?

i would certainly laugh my ass off at any man who did. At least my hand has the consistency of flesh and a pulse and not some fucking bizarre rubber shit pretending to be something it clearly isn't.

i can give myself a better wank than any woman, i certainly wouldn't trust some fool to design a better tool for the job

Funkodrom
17-02-2005, 11:47:50
Presumeably the male sex toy stigma will decrease in the same way womens has been going but it's probably about 10 years behind.

sleeping_satsuma
17-02-2005, 11:51:26
i dont think its about having a 'better' wank as such, its about different sensations or something.

Mike you havent seen the butterball turkey yet- that has set men back about 50 years :)

King_Ghidra
17-02-2005, 11:57:02
on the sybian front, i can only say from the videos i have seen i wonder if men are necessary in this world at all

(perhaps to build them)

Funkodrom
17-02-2005, 11:58:28
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
i dont think its about having a 'better' wank as such, its about different sensations or something.

Mike you havent seen the butterball turkey yet- that has set men back about 50 years :)

I meant in terms of social attitudes to it.

sleeping_satsuma
17-02-2005, 11:58:53
yeah, we need men for heavy lifting

Funkodrom
17-02-2005, 12:00:04
Nah, you just need one of those exoskeleton things that Sigourney Weaver had in Aliens.

sleeping_satsuma
17-02-2005, 12:05:19
thats true. So men are, as I have suspected for some time, completely useless!

Funkodrom
17-02-2005, 12:06:27
Ok. Build yourself the exoskeleton then and we'll leave you alone. :beer:

miester gandertak
17-02-2005, 12:09:03
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
why are sex toys so fucking expensive? I'm cheap.

zmama
17-02-2005, 12:10:54
So thats two for the cheap column...any others?

Funkodrom
17-02-2005, 12:12:46
I'm not cheap but excellent value.

miester gandertak
17-02-2005, 12:14:23
Originally posted by Funkodrom
I'm not sheep but excellent value. :funko:

Funkodrom
17-02-2005, 12:18:30
Who are you calling a sheep?

miester gandertak
17-02-2005, 12:20:07
never mind.
:nervous:

sleeping_satsuma
17-02-2005, 12:20:07
Originally posted by Funkodrom
Ok. Build yourself the exoskeleton then and we'll leave you alone. :beer:

I just burnt my toast- you think I can build an exoskeleton? No.

We need lesbians for that.