View Full Version : I was going to start a thread on that christian teen site

15-02-2005, 15:44:28
about having recently returned from Iraq and having run into difficulty reconciling my Christian beliefs with my duties as a soldier.

The solution, of course, was to compromise and simply not kill anybody on Sundays.

I also wanted to start one about the Bible's take on cannibalism.

I'm too lazy, though.

15-02-2005, 16:16:32
Oh go on.

The Mad Monk
15-02-2005, 16:25:37
When a group of Roman soldiers -- the conquerors and oppressors of the Jewish people -- asked Jesus what they should do, Jesus answer was simple:

Accept no bribes.

In other words, they were simply to do their jobs, without being corrupt. Just be good soldiers.

15-02-2005, 16:59:40
That might work well if they didn't catch on. And since most seem a little hard of thinking, you could make a good job of it, I'm sure :D