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King_Ghidra
15-02-2005, 11:57:51
sometimes you think up a great copycat just too late

miester gandertak
15-02-2005, 12:00:36
and sometimes you think up a not so great copycat too late

KrazyHorse@home
15-02-2005, 12:01:52
:lol:

King_Ghidra
15-02-2005, 12:02:05
and sometimes you aim a giant orbital laser at an annoying dutchman :shoot:

Funkodrom
15-02-2005, 12:08:42
Why wouldn't you get your girlfriend any dingding for Valentines day anyway?

miester gandertak
15-02-2005, 12:13:04
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
and sometimes you aim a giant orbital laser at an annoying dutchman :shoot: Yeah i hate that drekkus guy also

zmama
15-02-2005, 12:30:16
Mozart dingdings make lovely presents :D

King_Ghidra
15-02-2005, 12:43:04
Originally posted by Funkodrom
Why wouldn't you get your girlfriend any dingding for Valentines day anyway?

you might want to, but be prevented by being tragically seperated on different sides of Reading

MDA
15-02-2005, 12:48:26
tragically separated from your girlfriend, or your dingding?

miester gandertak
15-02-2005, 12:50:22
both, dingding attached at gf.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
15-02-2005, 12:53:00
In his relationship, the girl is wearing the dingdings?

miester gandertak
15-02-2005, 12:55:47
sticky boots i suppose

MDA
15-02-2005, 12:56:18
Remember that 'detachable penis' song from King Missile?

Funkodrom
15-02-2005, 12:57:19
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
you might want to, but be prevented by being tragically seperated on different sides of Reading

http://www.reading-buses.co.uk/rdg.htm

Ding ding!

MDA
15-02-2005, 12:57:43
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

Tizzy
15-02-2005, 12:59:27
"Sometimes it's a pain in the ass"
:lol: