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BigGameHunter
14-02-2005, 16:42:05
My wife is out of town and I was doing the laundry for a change. As I went to fold her naughty undies (black lace shorts-shaped..god what do I know?) I was extremely fascinated by the texture, etc.
Had it not been for the fact that I weigh 215# and she 110 max, I actually think I would have put those puppies on.

Is this wrong?

Japher
14-02-2005, 16:43:55
Having a fetish is a good thing and can be healthy

Talking about it on the internet will just get you laughed at :lol:

BigGameHunter
14-02-2005, 16:47:30
Yeah, let me tell you something...the day when I worried that anything I revealed here would classify me as the most abject or pathetic is long since passed.
The bar of loserdom here has been set so high as to be super-atmospheric.

Japher
14-02-2005, 16:52:52
true

where did the wife go? are you going to be alone on Vday?

King_Ghidra
14-02-2005, 16:55:46
Originally posted by BigGameHunter
Is this wrong?

yes, but you shouldn't necessarily take that as a suggestion not to do it

Funkodrom
14-02-2005, 16:56:24
Of course it's wrong.

Go and buy some in your own size then it'll be fine.

BigGameHunter
14-02-2005, 16:57:43
Wife went to visit her mother for the weekend. She's supposed to be coming back, but I'm a bit nervous as the roads are icy and the one she'll take is not the best under good circumstances. May end up by myself after all...hmmm...maybe I'll buy myself some lingerie.
Do they have a "bear" dept. at the gay leather place?

zmama
14-02-2005, 17:01:47
Lane Bryant should have some big enough fir ya, BGH ;)

BigGameHunter
14-02-2005, 17:03:59
Is that the plus sized dept. at Target?
Hmmm...hopefully the cashier won't have seen my wife before.

zmama
14-02-2005, 17:07:44
http://lanebryant.charmingshoppes.com/Shopping/lb/product_landing/cacique_landing.asp

Oerdin
14-02-2005, 17:31:36
I must admit that even though I don't normally go for plus sized girls that lingerie does make them look good. It appears clothes really do make the man... er, woman. ;)

Drekkus
14-02-2005, 17:35:29
My god, the image of BGH in ladies underwear is now haunting me.

BigGameHunter
14-02-2005, 17:43:42
Unfortunately, an incredible amount of daily shaving would have to be instituted to make me a smooth, lacey beauty.

Too much work.

zmama
14-02-2005, 17:44:39
wax


Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip!

MDA
14-02-2005, 19:46:03
Too much blood loss.

sleeping_satsuma
14-02-2005, 20:06:44
Originally posted by Oerdin
I must admit that even though I don't normally go for plus sized girls that lingerie does make them look good. It appears clothes really do make the man... er, woman. ;)

Marilyn Monroe was a size 16 :bounce:

Oerdin
14-02-2005, 20:36:36
Was she really? She must have really known what type of clothes flattered her figure because she always looked top notch.

sleeping_satsuma
14-02-2005, 22:36:34
Well she wore very fitted clothes that emphasised her bust and hips and made her waist look smaller. Its not rocket science, its what all us hourglasses should do.
Besides, being plump doesnt mean you cant look good. I think theres a margin of fulsome and lovely ladies in between the skinny minnies and the morbidly obese lardbuckets. I've yo yo'ed between a (British) size 12-16 all my adult life and I can't say its ever stopped me buying saucy knickers or wearing nice fitted clothes. Its all about the attitude- if you carry yourself well and have confidence you look like a hot busty wench, and if you shrink into yourself and try and cover up you look like a droopy sack of potatoes.

My brothers friend defended me once when my brother was being a twat and called me fat or something, he said 'No she isn't- she's a whole lotta woman!!' :lol:

Gary
14-02-2005, 23:01:20
Ah... hourglass shaped women... * sigh *

BigGameHunter
14-02-2005, 23:05:16
Highly underrated.
I've always been attracted to zaftig women. Back when I had a choice, they had to be shortish, dark haired and super curvy. My wife is tallish, light haired and I have more curves than she does, but the moment I saw her I loved her to pieces. Go figure.
Now, due to the old "man cannot live by bread alone" phenomena, I find myself longing to have sex with fat women...

I'm a sick, disturbed individual.

zmama
14-02-2005, 23:09:41
Well, back when I had a choice I liked them tall on the slimmish side, with blond curly hair.

Now...I just like em :D

BigGameHunter
14-02-2005, 23:14:33
So, Bibleman is your dream date?

http://www.lesgensducinema.com/photo/Willie%20AAMES.jpg

zmama
14-02-2005, 23:20:55
:lol:

Make him blonder and a bit more jock-ish and that's my highschool boyfriend

BigGameHunter
14-02-2005, 23:22:00
I have enough new kinks to worry about without adding photoshopping 70's stars turned bible superheros to the list!

Gary
14-02-2005, 23:25:36
Enjoy, that's what kinky fanasies are for.

zmama
14-02-2005, 23:26:10
I heard the old boyfriend became a chef and he's probably bald by now.

Nice guy though...hope he's happy

BigGameHunter
14-02-2005, 23:27:18
How could he possibly be happy? He's bald!
Bald people are miserable and rotten, through and through. So I've heard.

zmama
14-02-2005, 23:36:16
:lol:

But I'm sure he still has some redeeming features ;)

hehehehehe

BigGameHunter
14-02-2005, 23:37:07
Bald men are also much better hung than men with hair...FACT!

Japher
14-02-2005, 23:41:22
Nope, they just appear that way... I've shaved and tested it out.

BigGameHunter
14-02-2005, 23:43:02
Whatever, Hairfarmer.

sleeping_satsuma
15-02-2005, 00:02:12
bald men are more virile apparently

protein
15-02-2005, 01:08:06
They can definately move through air and water faster.

protein
15-02-2005, 01:08:36
Especially of their head is all dimpled like a golf ball.

Oerdin
15-02-2005, 08:21:38
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
bald men are more virile apparently

Either that or they were getting some before they went bald.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
15-02-2005, 08:35:30
Originally posted by BigGameHunter
Highly underrated.
I've always been attracted to zaftig women.

zaftig ?

Funkodrom
15-02-2005, 09:27:37
The Marylin Monroe Size 16 thing is, of course, an urban myth.

http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/mmdress.htm

Gary
15-02-2005, 09:31:27
Zaftig ! (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=zaftig)

No I'd not heard of it either.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
15-02-2005, 09:47:52
Saftig is "juicy", that made me wonder. Yiddish explains it perfectly well. :D

Funkodrom
15-02-2005, 09:50:38
Zaftig and saftig, nice combination.

Oerdin
15-02-2005, 10:28:31
Originally posted by Funkodrom
The Marylin Monroe Size 16 thing is, of course, an urban myth.

http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/mmdress.htm

So Marylin was 5 feet 5.5 inches tall and was 118 pounds when young and 140 pounds when old? That's not to bad.

miester gandertak
15-02-2005, 10:30:53
she was not known as the one that fell of the ugly tree.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
15-02-2005, 10:48:27
What's an american 16 and a british 16 in continental measures?

Funkodrom
15-02-2005, 10:51:41
Absolutely no idea. I don't even know what the english sizes would look like.

And the sizes vary greatly depending on where you buy the clothes from apparently anyway.

zmama
15-02-2005, 10:52:08
American 16=Brit 14 =Euro 46

Oerdin
15-02-2005, 10:55:42
Funko's link says sizes have changed over time. What used to be a 16 is now a 12.

zmama
15-02-2005, 10:57:46
Well it also depends where you buy the clothes...Cheap clothes are small.
A kmart size ten would be a Ralph Lauren size 6. Thats so the rich can feel thinner

Funkodrom
15-02-2005, 11:09:24
So not only wasn't she a size 16 but even if she was she'd only have been a UK 14 anyway?

Tizzy
15-02-2005, 11:14:34
Originally posted by zmama
American 16=Brit 14 =Euro 46

I always thought it was the other way round, US 14=UK 16

But sizes vary so much they're really just a guideline

Dyl Ulenspiegel
15-02-2005, 11:14:44
46 is rather big. I would have guessed her 40-42 at most.

Funkodrom
15-02-2005, 11:16:22
Which is what the link said if you bothered to read it. :D

Dyl Ulenspiegel
15-02-2005, 11:56:42
"read it" :lol:

sleeping_satsuma
15-02-2005, 13:00:17
that article concludes by saying she was at her heaviest, a modern British 16.

Anyway, regardless of MM, we all know that sexiness is nothing to do with dress size.

Funkodrom
15-02-2005, 13:04:58
No it doesn't.

It says a dress of hers was auctioned and found to be a British 16 but that was obviously a 1950s dress size, she wasn't buying dresses in 1994, being dead and all.

sleeping_satsuma
15-02-2005, 14:03:59
so therefore if her dress was a british size 16, she was a size 16.

dress sizes have barely moved since the 50's hence Marks and Sparks recent campaign to reassess their dress sizes to meet the needs of differently proportioned post rationing women of today.

Due to better nutrition and other stuff, women today have thicker waists, bigger jugs and broader hips. Most are pears rather than hourglasses, and we dont wear the moulding and shaping undergarments our grandmothers/mothers wore.

HelloKitty
17-02-2005, 11:18:18
Originally posted by BigGameHunter
My wife is out of town and I was doing the laundry for a change. As I went to fold her naughty undies (black lace shorts-shaped..god what do I know?) I was extremely fascinated by the texture, etc.
Had it not been for the fact that I weigh 215# and she 110 max, I actually think I would have put those puppies on.

Is this wrong?

You made it into my sims game.

http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/sim_detail.php?asset_id=186611

http://thesims2.ea.com/sims2_exchange/sim/11/186611/full.jpg

Funkodrom
17-02-2005, 11:25:24
:lol:

King_Ghidra
17-02-2005, 11:41:34
:lol:

but those aren't black lace like bgh's

zmama
17-02-2005, 11:55:55
And BGH is more the jolly biker type

King_Ghidra
17-02-2005, 11:59:03
by jolly you mean fat, right?

zmama
17-02-2005, 12:00:56
Oh I'm sure its all muscle

sleeping_satsuma
17-02-2005, 12:22:42
muscle and doughnuts

Tizzy
17-02-2005, 12:27:17
Mmm, doughnuts

HelloKitty
17-02-2005, 22:37:19
I could make them black lace.

King_Ghidra
18-02-2005, 09:09:33
do it

HelloKitty
18-02-2005, 21:04:09
With the white man's afro!

http://thesims2.ea.com/sims2_exchange/sim/08/186608/full.jpg

BigGameHunter
18-02-2005, 21:38:13
Hmmmmm....something to shoot for. I'm going to put that on my fridge AND on my dresser!