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Debaser
13-02-2005, 19:44:14
Actor Tom Sizemore Fails Drug Test with Fake Penis (http://reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml;jsessionid=FIGNM5TAZ4OSKCRBAEKSF EY?type=entertainmentNews&storyID=7608764)

alsieboo
13-02-2005, 20:15:52
:lol:

Sir Penguin
13-02-2005, 20:21:31
Sizemore, 43, who played a battle-hardened sergeant in the war movie "Saving Private Ryan," was placed in custody on Thursday. He was ordered to remain behind bars until a hearing on Feb. 24, unless he posts $25,000 bond, Deputy District Attorney Sean Carney said.

Last month, Judge Antonio Baretto had agreed to allow Sizemore to travel to Cambodia to shoot a new film on condition that he pass a drug test every day prior to his departure.
Shoot the casting director, they should have brought in Sean Connery for deputy DA and Antonio Bandares for the judge.

SP

Provost Harrison
13-02-2005, 20:37:35
:lol:

Beta1
13-02-2005, 21:38:01
:lol:

Funkodrom
14-02-2005, 09:39:23
Had he been watching Withnail and I?

King_Ghidra
14-02-2005, 09:54:34
great stuff, it's so good people have drug problems and do shit like this :lol:

Gary
14-02-2005, 10:10:14
Sizemore by name, sizemore by desire ? With a name like that, one can understand wanting a fake penis.

MDA
14-02-2005, 13:52:13
He's using for a unique purpose, though. :lol:

Lurker
14-02-2005, 15:31:38
:lol: The "Whizzinator."