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Spartak
12-02-2005, 22:27:56
He doesn't sem able to keep up the bile and anger against the world anymore. He actually seems quite nice these days.

Someone quick, get maroule back. I don't think i can cope with this.

zmama
12-02-2005, 23:41:00
And I'm getting meaner...go figure

alsieboo
13-02-2005, 00:57:09
you're fucking venom?

Provost Harrison
13-02-2005, 01:12:17
How fit is Venom?

notyoueither
13-02-2005, 01:15:45
Originally posted by zmama
And I'm getting meaner...go figure

It's the avatar. Feel the power of the German side...

zmama
13-02-2005, 10:06:03
ommmmmmm...

You Schwein!!!

Venom
13-02-2005, 14:08:11
Any man can be mean. But a true evil man affects others to be mean. I have done such.

Spartak
13-02-2005, 14:09:32
Yeah, but that surely doesn't give you carte blance to be nice, does it?

Oerdin
13-02-2005, 14:18:29
Originally posted by Spartak
He doesn't sem able to keep up the bile and anger against the world anymore. He actually seems quite nice these days.

Someone quick, get maroule back. I don't think i can cope with this.

He's getting slow in his old age. He no longer has the fire in the belly nor the hunger to cause murder and mass chaos. I'm afraid our bulbous, machine gun touting, French hating, poster has become gentrified.

I guess no one can stay in peak form forever.

Oerdin
13-02-2005, 14:23:00
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
How fit is Venom?

He's larger then the goodyear blimp. Everyone knows that.

Chris
13-02-2005, 14:23:06
Yes, but he still gives off foul and offensive oders.

zmama
13-02-2005, 14:49:56
Originally posted by Spartak
Yeah, but that surely doesn't give you carte blance to be nice, does it?

My nice is soooo powerful it even affects Venom :D

Oerdin
13-02-2005, 14:54:13
That would have to be some very powerful nice. Or then again maybe you've just worn him down over time.

zmama
13-02-2005, 14:58:05
Oh the power of cookies is considerable

MDA
13-02-2005, 15:28:25
You could post the list of ingredients. Are they Riff-recipe cookies?

zmama
13-02-2005, 15:54:37
butter
sugars
flour
baking powder
salt
double str. vanilla
high % cocoa solids choc chips

Provost Harrison
13-02-2005, 17:31:18
Baking forum!

protein
13-02-2005, 17:34:30
I demand that you charter a supersonic jet to bring me warm cookies.

zmama
13-02-2005, 22:28:36
If I had the money honey, I'd be there in a flash :D

Provost Harrison
13-02-2005, 22:38:01
Forget the flash, just bring the cookies ;)

zmama
13-02-2005, 22:47:04
The kind folks at chez Funko's parents got cookies...lots of them, for letting me stay at their lovely abode :)

maroule
17-02-2005, 11:21:18
like in Matrix, I had to sacrifice myself to destroy evil agent Venom...


shame, I guess I won't be able to laugh at one of the best selling books in the US right now (something in the order of 'why french women are thin and you glutonous US fucks are so heavy in the ass') or at the Congress fining 500k$ the appearance of tits on TV.

MDA
17-02-2005, 13:44:14
Hey, tits are a very important issue in the US. :lol:

MDA
17-02-2005, 13:45:14
Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime. Give a man a breast implant and he'll die of thirst while playing with it.