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Funkodrom
11-02-2005, 10:11:17
IMPORTANT SCIENCE EXPERIMENT

Postulate

Camoflaging yourself as a wall is interesting.


Now, can the good people of Counterglow assist Mr Wombat in the performance of this vital research?

miester gandertak
11-02-2005, 10:12:51
I guess so but why?

King_Ghidra
11-02-2005, 10:19:20
camo-what?

Oerdin
11-02-2005, 10:20:16
IM was just trying to salvage a mispost. It didn't work but he's still a good guy. ;)

Immortal Wombat
11-02-2005, 16:14:36
Lies! It was not a mispost. I'm quite busy on Monday though, so I'll probably be doing it in the evening, which eases the colour requirements. I can find a dark wall and dress in black and not look at all weird watching everyone from a wall at night.

BigGameHunter
11-02-2005, 16:16:22
I remember some Japanese show where a guy was perfectly blended into a sidewalk. He'd jump up and scare the bejeezus out of people.
It was hilarious.

Errr...I'm told people commonly piss on the street over there...are you sure about this?

Funkodrom
11-02-2005, 16:16:54
Be careful not to get arrested.

Immortal Wombat
11-02-2005, 16:17:48
Hah, the police will neve rsee me - my camoflage will be too good.

Funkodrom
11-02-2005, 16:20:51
If anyone could see you to take pictures it'd be good if you got some.

BigGameHunter
11-02-2005, 16:22:37
Maybe you'll get lucky and a prostitute and her john will use you as their backstop.

Venom
11-02-2005, 17:51:31
A man can dream.

BigGameHunter
11-02-2005, 17:55:26
With any luck she'll be really tall.

Venom
11-02-2005, 18:14:17
With a minimum of back hair and almost 3/4 of her teeth.

BigGameHunter
11-02-2005, 18:25:21
Now you're just being wishful.

Venom
11-02-2005, 20:20:29
All I've got are broken dreams and crushed wishes.

zmama
11-02-2005, 20:37:38
But soon a new computer to fill with porn

Japher
11-02-2005, 20:38:42
oooooooooooh

Immortal Wombat
11-02-2005, 20:39:01
Broken dreams and crushed wishes are only made the more painful by porn.

zmama
11-02-2005, 20:39:47
Perfect for Venom then

Venom
11-02-2005, 21:22:07
Mmmm porn. Painful porn.

The Mad Monk
11-02-2005, 21:59:20
What's your Hide In Shadows percentage?

Japher
11-02-2005, 22:02:29
He's not hidding, he's camo! So it would be a Disguise check, geek!

Sir Penguin
11-02-2005, 22:19:45
No, a successful Disguise check would give a bonus to his Hide check.

SP

Japher
11-02-2005, 22:23:27
I will go with that.

The Mad Monk
11-02-2005, 22:25:19
BAH! In my day, only thieves could hide in shadows, and they sucked at it!

They could all climb like spiderman, though.

Darkstar
11-02-2005, 22:30:39
Originally posted by zmama
But soon a new computer to fill with porn

Wow! So Venom will be busy for a month or two?

The plan progresses...

Japher
11-02-2005, 22:32:02
If he gets a new dog I'm calling PETA!

The Mad Monk
11-02-2005, 22:41:13
He'd feed them to his puppy.

Immortal Wombat
11-02-2005, 23:08:43
Hide in shadows percentage is 68%, disguise check at 75% and climb like a spider at 55%. I still have the weekend to practise though.

Koshko
12-02-2005, 07:37:06
*casts a true seeing spell*

Also ... Camouflage.

Also again ... practice. :p

Lazarus and the Gimp
12-02-2005, 11:15:47
You are sooooooo going to get stopped by the police.

The Mad Monk
12-02-2005, 11:19:05
Only if they make their spot checks!

Immortal Wombat
12-02-2005, 14:01:07
Originally posted by Koshko
Also again ... practice. :p
Practice is the noun, practise is the verb. As in, "I've had more practise being a smart-arse."

zmama
12-02-2005, 14:09:08
not in amurican

Immortal Wombat
12-02-2005, 14:19:42
Durned Amuricans steenkin up our language.

Immoral Wombat
12-02-2005, 18:46:51
Anything I can do to help my brother out, just say the word baby!:D

Oerdin
12-02-2005, 19:52:10
So how exactly does a wombat become immoral?

alsieboo
13-02-2005, 02:20:05
you don't want to know

Funkodrom
14-02-2005, 09:38:15
Alsie makes a very good point.