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Lazarus and the Gimp
10-02-2005, 20:36:42
I went to the bread shop once

because I wanted to make toast

I got mugged

Jno mnioki

10-02-2005, 20:39:24
I just drnk al teh alcojol in te housse

I eneed to deiced between vanilla extradt or rubbbign alcohol

why is there anked person in my back yard?

Hib Nukkwe

Lazarus and the Gimp
10-02-2005, 20:40:41
My brother made a halloween mask

It had glowing eyes and big teeth

I ran away and got stuck behind a radiator

kJonb M KIMijn

10-02-2005, 20:43:13
We went to the grocery store at 3 am

And had shopping cart races

The cops weren't as amused as we were

Guess we should of realized that the store was closed.

Jom Millet

Lazarus and the Gimp
10-02-2005, 20:46:39
My grandmother came to stay once

i hated having to kiss her goodnight

so I hid in the laudry basket

The spin cycle made me feel sick

jno Mio'lnkj

Lazarus and the Gimp
10-02-2005, 21:00:23
Last year I went to Manhattan

The buildings were all very tall

I kept falling over backwards

Jijbo Mil;,iy

10-02-2005, 21:01:50
This girl in one of my clases kept hitting on me

I found out last month that she was actually a guy

I haven't been able to masterbate since

Jon M;;ler