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miester gandertak
10-02-2005, 19:38:02
Anus bleaching

A new craze that sees top stars bleaching their anus is sweeping America.

The New York Observor says the Web rumor mill has caused a talented and lovely star of the TV series "The Practice" to be ordained as the official Internet patron saint of anus-bleaching.

Oerdin
10-02-2005, 19:40:46
I don't worry about having a slightly off color starfish.

miester gandertak
10-02-2005, 19:44:55
I really don't know if i have a dark star.
I recon someone here in CG has one...

Oerdin
10-02-2005, 19:49:19
Mr. G, female porn stars are just about the only ones who get anus bleaching because they want to look their best when they do those one woman and three man anal penetrations scenes.

Darkstar
10-02-2005, 19:58:44
For those naked backside shots on TV or non-porn movies, they just wash greatly, and have a bit of body paint or airbrushing done if it is too noticeable.

Now, there's a job for your resume "Anal air-brusher".

Oerdin
10-02-2005, 20:01:40
At least that's less invasive then dumping a bucket of bleach on your sphinxster.

miester gandertak
10-02-2005, 20:02:50
Originally posted by Darkstar Now, there's a job for your resume "Anal air-brusher". :lol:

Darkstar
10-02-2005, 20:04:07
You know, if it is a high budget movie, they just fix it in post. ;)

A bucket of bleach? :eek:

Gary
10-02-2005, 20:29:11
Yeah it was shown on the TV here a while ago. A rather cute young lady with her starfish pointing towards the camera :)

miester gandertak
10-02-2005, 20:32:38
so your postname has nothing to do with your rather dark anus?

Oerdin
10-02-2005, 20:34:29
I always thought it was about quasars but dark anuses are far more CG. :lol:

Japher
10-02-2005, 20:35:22
I have Darkstar on ignore;)

I have a shor attention span

zmama
10-02-2005, 20:36:00
And for me it was Steven Stills

...but agree with Oerdin ;)

alsieboo
10-02-2005, 21:40:50
I thought of somethng to reply to this thread with when I was on the toilet, then I forgot. Then I remembered half way through skimming the thread and realised it was more pointless than this post.

Darkstar
10-02-2005, 21:42:50
It's just nice to know that Alsie thinks of us when she's on the toilet. That's so sweet. Er... Or is it?

miester gandertak
10-02-2005, 21:43:02
thank you bells palsy you

alsieboo
10-02-2005, 21:44:16
meh!!!!!

Sefirot
10-02-2005, 22:35:07
I see toilet humor still prevails.

miester gandertak
10-02-2005, 22:36:43
i see so i am

miester gandertak
11-02-2005, 10:52:44
Originally posted by alsieboo
I thought of somethng to reply to this thread with when I was on the toilet, then I forgot. Then I remembered half way through skimming the thread and realised it was more pointless than this post. wow. what a sentence, what a twist.

alsieboo
11-02-2005, 18:13:15
yes?

MDA
11-02-2005, 18:45:43
My uncle had his starfish operated on to make it more pleasing to the eye. Yes, he is gay.

That still doesn't explain why he would actually tell people about his ass surgery.

Oerdin
11-02-2005, 19:38:31
My dog has had to have ass surgury twice. Both times I had to cough up $800 for that little bastard. He keeps having tumors grow on his starfish.

MDA
11-02-2005, 19:48:10
Ouch. Pets are expensive.

miester gandertak
11-02-2005, 19:48:14
Originally posted by Oerdin
My dog has had to have ass surgury twice.
stop playing with your dog, you are a sick person.

sleeping_satsuma
11-02-2005, 20:17:22
is this a joke? do people actually do this?

sleeping_satsuma
11-02-2005, 20:18:24
Originally posted by Oerdin
At least that's less invasive then dumping a bucket of bleach on your sphinxster.

Isn't the Sphinxter a Marvel character? :)

MoSe
14-02-2005, 09:22:58
The Jinx of The Spinster Sphinx!

alsieboo
14-02-2005, 11:21:26
Darn those pesky kids!

miester gandertak
14-02-2005, 11:32:33
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
Isn't the Sphinxter a Marvel character? :) what is his thing?

King_Ghidra
14-02-2005, 11:33:47
he sets people cryptic riddles and if they get the answer wrong he bleaches ther anus

Drekkus
14-02-2005, 11:33:50
Originally posted by MDA
My uncle had his starfish operated on to make it more pleasing to the eye. Yes, he is gay.

That still doesn't explain why he would actually tell people about his ass surgery. I knew aquariums are gay.

Darkstar
16-02-2005, 18:30:12
Originally posted by MDA
My uncle had his starfish operated on to make it more pleasing to the eye. Yes, he is gay.

That still doesn't explain why he would actually tell people about his ass surgery.

Humm... because he is proud and wants to show it off?

miester gandertak
16-02-2005, 18:36:33
That still doesn't explain why someone post facts about his uncle who is actually telling people about his ass surgery.

MDA
16-02-2005, 19:09:54
It was a cry for help. I'm emotionally crippled by my uncle's revelations.

miester gandertak
16-02-2005, 19:20:08
hahahahaha

MDA
16-02-2005, 19:35:48
:cry:

Oerdin
16-02-2005, 20:13:24
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
is this a joke? do people actually do this?

Sadly,this is not a joke. I actually read about this a year ago in an issue of People magazine. It seems porn actresses and gay porn actors are beating down the doors of places which offer anal bleaching.

Lazarus and the Gimp
16-02-2005, 20:14:55
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
is this a joke? do people actually do this?

Apparently it's real. The Vanessa Feltz thing where a young lady gets the Domestos applied to her winking brown-eye made it to number 4 on "TV's most outrageous moments" a couple of weeks ago. It still couldn't beat Rebecca Loos wanking off a pig, however.

Lazarus and the Gimp
16-02-2005, 20:16:35
It had to happen. If pubic topiary, and "Back, crack & sac" waxing can take of, anal bleaching is a goer.

I think I'll get the creases ironed out of my scrotum and start a trend.

Darkstar
16-02-2005, 20:19:00
Just sit in bowl of ice water. That should take the majority of your creases out...

Lazarus and the Gimp
16-02-2005, 20:28:59
We can't be far away from the day when people start having surgical steel tubes implanted up their bumholes to poop through.

Oerdin
16-02-2005, 20:33:52
And raise his voice an octave or two.

zmama
16-02-2005, 21:49:14
Sounds chilly

Japher
16-02-2005, 21:49:57
surgical steel, bah! I want titanium

Oerdin
17-02-2005, 00:13:00
You could have the tube machined like the barrel of a gun so that the shit fires out faster and straighter.

protein
17-02-2005, 00:17:42
Or fluted so it comes out like Mr Whippy icecream.

http://www.mcdonalds.co.uk/resources/img/sections/eatsmart/icecream_cone.jpg

Oerdin
17-02-2005, 00:19:30
The realy funny thing is I accidentally posted my last post into a thread on poly. None of them knew what to make of it but here it makes perfect sense. :lol:

protein
17-02-2005, 00:23:29
Wow. Link?

Oerdin
17-02-2005, 00:40:19
I edited it so it's gone now. the only one who commented on it was PH who said it was karma. ;)

zmama
17-02-2005, 00:41:41
And I went looking at that awful place!!!

Haven't been there in a while...the ads are even more annoying than before

Oerdin
17-02-2005, 01:38:40
Use fire fox and there are no ads. You can even get an free add on which kills banner ads.

The Bursar
17-02-2005, 02:02:06
There's one popup which sneaks through my Firefox radar. Grrr.

zmama
17-02-2005, 02:55:16
I do use firefox...tis the sound "enhanced" banners I can't stand. No reason to be a-polying anyway :beer:

Oerdin
11-04-2005, 02:45:43
Originally posted by Darkstar
It's just nice to know that Alsie thinks of us when she's on the toilet. That's so sweet. Er... Or is it?

I think of you folks just about every time I'm taking a shit.

Oerdin
11-04-2005, 02:58:54
Originally posted by MoSe
The Jinx of The Spinster Sphinx!

It would have been funnier if you had said the Jinx of the Sphinx's Sphinxter.