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Venom
10-02-2005, 15:59:53
I'm actually a very good looking, intelligent man who's very popular with the ladies.

I also have dozens and dozens of friends.

zmama
10-02-2005, 16:00:39
:lol:

Good joke Venom

Dyl Ulenspiegel
10-02-2005, 16:00:48
CONFESSION! I'm not a lawyer.

Venom
10-02-2005, 16:02:22
Would you believe I have dozens and dozens of cookies?

Gary
10-02-2005, 16:03:20
Had

zmama
10-02-2005, 16:05:47
Originally posted by Venom
Would you believe I have dozens and dozens of cookies?

You beat up a girl scout troop?

Venom
10-02-2005, 16:07:14
So no one believes any of my confessions.

I bet you'd all believe anything I confessed that was insulting to me. This all one big hate Venom and mock him party, isn't it? That's the whole purpose of this site. Damn you people. Damn you straight to a hell full of slow drivers and communist dictactors with a penchant for ass pounding.

Lurker
10-02-2005, 16:56:58
Yaaay!

Venom
10-02-2005, 17:22:01
And I'm the dictactor.

Funkodrom
10-02-2005, 17:25:17
You're the dick anyway.

Vincent
10-02-2005, 17:29:31
und dick

Venom
10-02-2005, 17:31:13
I'm the big old dick.

Japher
10-02-2005, 17:31:42
The Little Rascals were in school and they were learning new words. The teacher asked the class if anyone knew what "dictate" means.

Buckwheat replies, "When my girlfriend was giving me a BJ I asked her how my dictate."

(Better if you say it with a buckwheat speech impediment)

Venom
10-02-2005, 17:33:01
You just PH'd your own joke. Congratulations.

Japher
10-02-2005, 17:34:00
shit

Dyl Ulenspiegel
10-02-2005, 17:39:03
:lol:

Venom
10-02-2005, 17:42:06
Now go sit on the sidewalk like a drunken eskimo.

Japher
10-02-2005, 17:46:12
Yaaay!

Venom
10-02-2005, 20:58:05
You bastard.

alsieboo
10-02-2005, 21:22:10
I'm guessing it's pointless if I say I believe you?

Lurker
10-02-2005, 21:24:31
Not if your purpose is to demonstrate extraordinary naivette.

Chris
10-02-2005, 21:25:59
I confess that I don't belive the confession.

zmama
10-02-2005, 21:31:26
I don't remember what this was about

Venom
10-02-2005, 21:33:06
Originally posted by alsieboo
I'm guessing it's pointless if I say I believe you?

Pointless? probably. Appreciated? Certainly.

Venom
10-02-2005, 21:34:37
It's about the cruelty of man, hope, dreams, lies, and doughnuts. All rolled together.

Darkstar
10-02-2005, 21:39:00
It's about Lucha Lucha?

Oerdin
10-02-2005, 21:40:45
Originally posted by Venom
Pointless? probably. Appreciated? Certainly.

I don't believe that either. Especially the part about you appreciating anything. :bounce:

Venom
10-02-2005, 21:42:58
Jimmu likes to be worshipped and appreciated, bitch-san.

zmama
10-02-2005, 21:45:01
Originally posted by Venom
It's about the cruelty of man, hope, dreams, lies, and doughnuts. All rolled together.

Oh, Schnappi das kleine Krocodil!

Venom
10-02-2005, 21:46:38
I call it the Cruhodreiesnuts.

It's funny because of the nuts part.

zmama
10-02-2005, 21:47:36
and the first bit sounds like crush

Japher
10-02-2005, 21:48:06
Venom just Ph'd a word!

Chris
10-02-2005, 21:48:07
And it sounds German.

Venom
10-02-2005, 21:51:27
Originally posted by Japher
Venom just Ph'd a word!

WRONG!

You may now allow yourself to shut your overused cockholster.

Oerdin
10-02-2005, 22:10:55
That was full metal jacket wasn't it? "Shut your cockholsters, you maggots!"

Venom
11-02-2005, 00:45:22
Could've been. Anything useful I've got was almost certainly stolen.

BigGameHunter
11-02-2005, 00:51:20
Ewwww...so that Inflate-a-Date is used?

Venom
11-02-2005, 01:02:59
Heavily.

BigGameHunter
11-02-2005, 01:06:48
I'm sure your folks will welcome her with open arms. They're probably getting desperate for you to mate with anything by this time. The two of you can produce baby water wings together or something.

Venom
11-02-2005, 01:10:57
They hate her. She's not "white trash" enough. What are you going to do?

BigGameHunter
11-02-2005, 01:28:40
Hmmmm...maybe you can scotch-tape a half broken Marlboro to her overly exaggerated "O" shaped mouth?

Venom
11-02-2005, 01:38:39
And waste a Marlboro? Maybe if I pick up a butt off the ground.

BigGameHunter
11-02-2005, 01:50:30
True dat.

Venom
11-02-2005, 02:09:00
Besides. I've almost worn holes in her. I think I'm going to have to "break up" with her.

HelloKitty
11-02-2005, 04:01:25
Originally posted by Venom
So no one believes any of my confessions.

I bet you'd all believe anything I confessed that was insulting to me. This all one big hate Venom and mock him party, isn't it? That's the whole purpose of this site. Damn you people. Damn you straight to a hell full of slow drivers and communist dictactors with a penchant for ass pounding.

I think we pity more than hate.