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miester gandertak
10-02-2005, 15:05:44
are you gonna be a tree?

Oerdin
10-02-2005, 15:08:34
Actually the position is a Park Ranger's position where these fuckwit tourists come in and I tell them about the park, make sure they pay the fees, and generally screw off wasting tax payer money. I hope I get it because it isn't far from my house and I can quit when I get the job with the police since they have better pay and benifits plus they only work 3 x 12 hour shifts per week.

I could pretend I'm French since I'd be working so little.

miester gandertak
10-02-2005, 15:09:51
so..... are you gonna be a yogi bear?

Oerdin
10-02-2005, 15:10:48
Yes, give me your picnic basket.

miester gandertak
10-02-2005, 15:24:10
Ranger Oerdin.
way tougher than that Chuck Snorris guy;.
give me your beer or i'll kick your head off.

Oerdin
10-02-2005, 15:27:16
Fuck yeah! And if they park in the wrong spot I smear their car with honey so the bears rip the shit out of it.

miester gandertak
10-02-2005, 15:30:50
yaaaaay, and when their kids are all noisy and all you take them away and sell them to arab tourists.
I WANNA BE A YOGI BEAR TOOOOOOOO

Darkstar
10-02-2005, 19:29:13
Who are the IR kids?

miester gandertak
10-02-2005, 19:47:43
ooops edit edit

Oerdin
10-02-2005, 19:50:10
To late for that. You've been caught.

zmama
10-02-2005, 20:09:08
Those poor kids will have to be irradiated now...and it's all your fault, miester!!!


The shame

miester gandertak
10-02-2005, 20:12:21
I'll kill 'm.

did a whole fly earlier this week, I'm in a zone.........

zmama
10-02-2005, 20:14:15
I killed zombies

Japher
10-02-2005, 20:15:41
no you didn't... zombies are already dead

miester gandertak
10-02-2005, 20:15:43
tsssssssssss they are dead already.

zmama
10-02-2005, 20:16:18
Ah the two great minds of cg!!! :)

Japher
10-02-2005, 20:16:53
I am so Smart... S-M-R-T!

JM^3
10-02-2005, 20:18:03
Originally posted by Oerdin
Actually the position is a Park Ranger's position where these fuckwit tourists come in and I tell them about the park, make sure they pay the fees, and generally screw off wasting tax payer money. I hope I get it because it isn't far from my house and I can quit when I get the job with the police since they have better pay and benifits plus they only work 3 x 12 hour shifts per week.

I could pretend I'm French since I'd be working so little.

my brother likes foresty

but that is because he likes being outdoors and hiking arround in the wilderness

JM

miester gandertak
10-02-2005, 20:49:37
Originally posted by Japher
I am so Smart... S-M-R-T!

me too. M-E. T-W-O.
game over for Zmama
doooooo
di
doooooo

Japher
10-02-2005, 20:51:10
Game over, man!

That dude from twister got so shredded

miester gandertak
10-02-2005, 20:53:40
twister woooooooohooooo

boooo boo boooooooo
best scene evah.

the oscar for best acting goes to the cow in twister.

Japher
10-02-2005, 20:54:52
at least they made Helen Hunt wear a white tank top the whole movie... With all the rain and water you kept waiting for it to become see through.

it never did:(

Funkodrom
11-02-2005, 09:05:45
Isn't park ranger a bit safer than the police?

miester gandertak
11-02-2005, 09:07:59
in the park there are a lot of criminal grizlys, so i say it's about the same.

Don't forget it's the land of the free and they are allowed to carry a handgun so safe is a rather big word.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
11-02-2005, 09:18:27
Can't wait for the movie "The Gangs of Poofta Park"