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Vincent
09-02-2005, 11:16:06
An austrianman, a frenchman and a dutchman are banned forever (a week).

An internet fairy (so called mailer demon) appears and say: "each one of you has a wish, use it wisely. Oh, And I couldn't deliver your mail"

The austrianman say "Vell, I vant to posten again, so I vant be unbanned"

PING! and he's unbanned and starts to post some boring lawyer stuff again.

"Voila! C'est excellent, je suis merde" says the frenchmen and wants to be unbanned as well. PING and immediatly he can post and is again hated by the more civilized (tm) posters.

"Oh no. Now I'm the only banned poster left - how sad. I'm so lonely" says the freaky deaky dutchman "I want them both to get banned again" - PING
TADAAAAAAAAAA

miester gandertak
09-02-2005, 11:20:43
dooooooo
di
dooooooo

Funkodrom
09-02-2005, 11:23:50
An English poster, a Welsh poster and a New Zealand poster went on holiday to an old farm in the countryside.

One morning the New Zealander and Welsh posters work up to hear some strange noises coming from the barn.

They went to investigate and found the English poster shagging a sheep. The Welshy and Kiwi laughed and laughed and laughed until they were sick. Finally when they'd stopped laughing they said "Why don't you just put it's back legs in your boots?"

Vincent
09-02-2005, 11:28:46
Two dutchman post in a forum."What a piletje of shit he posts" says dutchman#1 , grabs a baseball bat and smashes the hands of #2 so he can't post. #2 gets angry and bites #1's hands, so he can't post.

What's the final result?

2-0 for the forum.

Now that's a brilliant joke!

miester gandertak
09-02-2005, 11:31:23
dream on

Funkodrom
09-02-2005, 11:32:33
Bossman

Now that's a brilliant joke!

MoSe
09-02-2005, 12:06:32
Shining1Now THAT's a brilliant joke!

self biased
09-02-2005, 18:13:32
U R ALL GAY TWATS.

Japher
09-02-2005, 18:19:41
A drunkard walks into an internet forum thinking it was a bar.

We name him Jon Milar

Oerdin
09-02-2005, 20:52:43
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Japher
09-02-2005, 20:55:31
sry, I spelt ti worng

zmama
09-02-2005, 21:20:12
Chagarra
Lurker
OW
Vincent
Noisy
Me
MoSe

Venom
09-02-2005, 21:23:22
That's a murderer's row of old and lame posters.

zmama
09-02-2005, 21:25:10
Oh yeah MoSe too :D

Oerdin
09-02-2005, 21:28:29
U R ALL GAY TWATS!

I AM HARDMAN!!!!!

zmama
09-02-2005, 21:30:04
HA! you wish ;)

Lurker
09-02-2005, 22:15:06
I ain't old, and the pics proved it.

zmama
09-02-2005, 22:15:41
HA! you wish ;)

Lurker
09-02-2005, 22:16:37
Ok, if 29 is old, maybe I'm old. But I don't think that's old.

zmama
09-02-2005, 22:17:23
*giggle*

Immortal Wombat
10-02-2005, 00:14:02
Three Roman cavalry officers ride into a forum. One of them was a bit stupid and his horse trod on a sharp stone. As it stumbled into the ground, the other cavalry officers said "Quare porro visio habet?"

Oerdin
10-02-2005, 00:38:16
Geek forum!

Japher
10-02-2005, 01:07:46
Jesus, Ray Charles, and Steven Hawkings are playing darts. Jesus says, "pwned!"

chagarra
10-02-2005, 03:43:17
zmama.... That wasn't nice....

Maybe funny but not nice..

zmama
10-02-2005, 11:54:13
Forgive me...I've been taking not nice lessons from Venom

MoSe
10-02-2005, 12:05:23
yeah, like pointing out explicitly that you had forgotten me in the first place....
:pout:

zmama
10-02-2005, 12:05:47
And yes it was not nice of me to forget jsorense :D

Oerdin
10-02-2005, 15:21:48
But we all do so it's understandable. ;)

MoSe
10-02-2005, 15:36:28
who?... ah, that geezer who always picks on our hero SP?

jsorense
10-02-2005, 16:34:14
OK, so I do like to make sure that Sir Penguin knows that he is a pea-brained, flightless water-pigeon that needs to be sent back to Antarctica on the next chicken nugget boat available. But how do you folks fantasize that I am old, lame, forgettable or geezer-like. We all know that I am in great physical condition, have a sunny disposition, loved and respected by all for my wit and humor and that I am so young that alsieboo could be my babysitter. Speaking of old jokes, what about Roland? What ever happened to that pompous jerk?

Oerdin
10-02-2005, 16:44:45
He's around. ;)

Venom
10-02-2005, 16:46:54
Still a pompous jerk too.

Sir Penguin
10-02-2005, 18:41:29
Assholes.

Venom
10-02-2005, 18:47:18
I wasn't calling you a pompous jerk. You're a penguin fucking lump of festering whale jizz.

zmama
10-02-2005, 18:49:18
Nice turn of the phrase there

Venom
10-02-2005, 18:54:07
My phrase-o-matic was just upgraded.

zmama
10-02-2005, 18:55:11
Damn, its your day...ain't it!

Darkstar
10-02-2005, 18:56:11
I didn't know whale jizz could fester. Learn something new everyday.

Venom
10-02-2005, 19:01:03
I now have 7 new verbs, 10 new nouns, and 8 new adjectives to work with.

Darkstar
10-02-2005, 19:03:27
Congrats! Now, if you'd only register that nagware for $4.99, you'd get the full package.

Or, you could go for the Premium package. I think that's what MtG had.

RedFred
11-02-2005, 04:16:13
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