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miester gandertak
09-02-2005, 10:38:19
The Experiment

A team of sociologists have planned an experiment in isolation. They send an American, a Frenchman and a Japanese man to a deserted island, and arrange to come back and pick them up in a years time to see how they have adapted. The sociologists leave, and the three men decide to split up the tasks amongst themselves.

"I'm an engineer" says American, "So I'll handle building a shelter". He turns to the Frenchman and says: "You French are pretty good cooks, why don't you handle the cooking?" The Frenchman agrees, and the American turns to the Japanese man "That leaves you to organize the supplies" he says. The Japanese man agrees and each man sets about his tasks.



A year passes, and the sociologists return to see how the men have done. They expect to find three desperate men, unhappy with having to live on the island, but instead find a huge wooden house with verandas and porches and balconies. The American comes to greet them, and when they express their surprise about the house he just shrugs and says "Yeah well I had a lot of raw materials so I kind of went to town and did the place up" The teams are amazed and are shown inside to the kitchen where they're greeted with the most amazing smell of delicious food.

The Frenchman sees their surprise and just shrugs "I had lots to work with" he says, "This island has loads of edible herbs and plants."

The team sits down to eat and are about to start when one of them inquires about the Japanese man. "Oh we don't know what happened to him" explains the American, he ran off into the woods to sort out the supplies and hasn't been seen since." They all agree that they should find the man, and a search party is organised. They make it about 100 yards into the woods, when the Japanese man jumps out from behind a tree, stark naked with peacock feathers sticking out of his arse and shouts: "SUPPLIES!!"

Vincent
09-02-2005, 10:41:50
why did he do that?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
09-02-2005, 10:46:16
Ancient Ninja tradition.

Vincent
09-02-2005, 10:47:10
Not very sensible

MoSe
09-02-2005, 10:50:25
After a year, with those feathers, he must have had a huge rash.
An Überrash!

King_Ghidra
09-02-2005, 10:50:39
that's ninjas for you

alsieboo
09-02-2005, 11:04:50
:lol:

Funkodrom
09-02-2005, 11:07:18
then the Japanese man jumps out , he didn't need to hide behind a tree, he just used his totally sweet ninja invisibility. Then he like totally flipped out and cut all their heads off with one swipe of the wicked sharp sword he'd made out of some bamboo. Then he totally stood on their bodies and wailed on his coconut and treebark guitar. Then he swam all the way back to Japan holding his breath the whole way.

Vincent
09-02-2005, 11:17:50
They all agree that they should find the man, and a search party is organised. They make it about 100 yards into the woods, when the Japanese man jumps out from behind a tree, and asks: "Is world war over?"

The Mad Monk
09-02-2005, 11:20:57
At which point the American shoots him and says, "It is, now".

miester gandertak
09-02-2005, 11:21:30
They all agree that they should find the man, and a search party is organised. They make it about 100 yards into the woods, when the Japanese man jumps out from behind a tree, and asks: "can you hold the camel?"

Funkodrom
09-02-2005, 11:22:01
The American is played by an Austrian in the movie.

Vincent
09-02-2005, 11:22:54
They all agree that they should find the man, and a search party is organised. They make it about 100 yards into the woods, when the Japanese man jumps out from behind a tree in an ifoot.

The Mad Monk
09-02-2005, 11:24:10
The Frenchman surrenders.

MoSe
09-02-2005, 11:48:41
why 100?

Debaser
09-02-2005, 11:54:21
Originally posted by Funkodrom
then the Japanese man jumps out , he didn't need to hide behind a tree, he just used his totally sweet ninja invisibility. Then he like totally flipped out and cut all their heads off with one swipe of the wicked sharp sword he'd made out of some bamboo. Then he totally stood on their bodies and wailed on his coconut and treebark guitar. Then he swam all the way back to Japan holding his breath the whole way.

Are you Napoleon Dynamite? Is your favourite animal a liger?

Rodgers
09-02-2005, 11:55:29
They all agree that they should find the man, and a search party is organised. They make it about 100 yards into the woods, when the Japanese man drives out from behind a tree in a beautifully constructed family hatchback with a great reliability record.

Funkodrom
09-02-2005, 12:14:05
Originally posted by Debaser
Are you Napoleon Dynamite? Is your favourite animal a liger?

I haven't seen Napoleon Dynamite. If it's like that I'd better see it! You must have seen

http://www.realultimatepower.net

Debaser
09-02-2005, 12:21:15
Haha, that site would be Napoleon Dynamite's favourite website.

miester gandertak
09-02-2005, 12:22:42
strange i picked no, and zoooooooommm there was oprah.

Funkodrom
09-02-2005, 12:23:35
Have you got Napoleon Dynamite in a borrowable format?

Debaser
09-02-2005, 12:29:25
No, I've got it on my computer, and it's slightly too big to burn to a CD. I could try winzip-ing it I suppose...

King_Ghidra
09-02-2005, 12:34:19
Endangered Man: http://www.endangeredman.com/source/homepage.html

has a variation on the real ultimate power thing, including some funny videos:
http://www.endangeredman.com/source/ninjitsu.html

Funkodrom
09-02-2005, 12:36:48
Those links don't work for me?

Funkodrom
09-02-2005, 12:37:10
Originally posted by Debaser
No, I've got it on my computer, and it's slightly too big to burn to a CD. I could try winzip-ing it I suppose...

Don't worry, I might just buy it when it comes out.

King_Ghidra
09-02-2005, 12:39:20
Originally posted by Funkodrom
Those links don't work for me?

is that a question?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
09-02-2005, 12:40:38
No?

Tizzy
09-02-2005, 12:42:04
Maybe?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
09-02-2005, 12:42:23
FACT???

Funkodrom
09-02-2005, 12:43:16
Those links don't work for me - FACT!

miester gandertak
09-02-2005, 12:43:47
http://www.endangeredman.com/images/page_4_left_girl.jpg

King_Ghidra
09-02-2005, 12:45:08
Spark plugs. Surround sound. The number of penalty minutes assessed for jamming the butt end
of one's hockey stick into an opposing player's solar plexus. Armed with this kind of KNOWLEDGE, man can navigate his complicated world with aplomb. But without it, he is a sitting duck in a silk camisole.

Debaser
09-02-2005, 12:50:13
Originally posted by Funkodrom
Don't worry, I might just buy it when it comes out.

If you have an all regions DVD player you can buy it right now. (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00005JNBQ/qid=1107953329/sr=8-1/ref=pd_csp_1/104-2918169-2067913?v=glance&s=dvd&n=507846)

zmama
09-02-2005, 22:15:09
Originally posted by miester gandertak
http://www.endangeredman.com/images/page_4_left_girl.jpg

I'm still imagining, nice :)


but dammit I like men

Funkodrom
10-02-2005, 09:30:34
Originally posted by Debaser
If you have an all regions DVD player you can buy it right now. (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00005JNBQ/qid=1107953329/sr=8-1/ref=pd_csp_1/104-2918169-2067913?v=glance&s=dvd&n=507846)

I don't.

miester gandertak
10-02-2005, 09:36:39
you can still buy the dvd tho.

miester gandertak
10-02-2005, 09:38:03
torrent (http://www.torrentspy.com/search.asp?query=Napoleon+Dynamite&submit.x=19&submit.y=14)