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Lazarus and the Gimp
08-02-2005, 17:56:52
While driving home tonight, I got stuck behind a gaily-coloured truck, all covered in branded logos proudly announcing it was the Bristol City Council "Drug and Sex Litter Rapid Response Team". I was stuck there all the way until they stopped outside the "Va Va Voom" massage parlour.

I found myself wondering- "is that the sort of job you dream about when you're a kid?". Did they proudly tell their school careers officer that they wanted to spend their days mopping HIV+ spooge off the windows of Argos and Poundstretcher?

paiktis22
08-02-2005, 18:00:42
You never know where life will bring you.

Japher
08-02-2005, 18:19:00
I wanted to be a dragon when I grew up... sucks

miester gandertak
08-02-2005, 18:30:54
On average, Dragons mate every 562 years - FACT!

Japher
08-02-2005, 18:31:49
I was 6! Girls were yucky

miester gandertak
08-02-2005, 18:33:40
and now?

zmama
08-02-2005, 18:37:24
He's not a dragon...He and wifey are having a little japher

Japher
08-02-2005, 18:40:24
yaay!

MDA
08-02-2005, 18:47:10
Is a sex litter what they use to carry you from your bed to the kitchen for post-sex refreshments?

Oerdin
08-02-2005, 19:09:08
Now that would be a great invention.

Lazarus and the Gimp
08-02-2005, 20:02:53
I bet their motivational team huddles are great.

"Well we're still behind our service level agreements for hypodermics in kiddy playgrounds, but yesterday we peeled a johnnie off a doorstep less than 6 minutes after the alert was made. Go team!"

Japher
08-02-2005, 20:20:47
Hazmat Jizmoppers Unite!

Funkodrom
09-02-2005, 09:40:37
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I bet their motivational team huddles are great.

"Well we're still behind our service level agreements for hypodermics in kiddy playgrounds, but yesterday we peeled a johnnie off a doorstep less than 6 minutes after the alert was made. Go team!"

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