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HelloKitty
08-02-2005, 01:44:41
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/americas/02/07/cuba.smoking.ap/index.html

They already have the US beat in infant mortality and clild health care. Soon Cuba will have us beat in overall health.

Stupid 3rd world countries.

Sultan
08-02-2005, 03:42:52
They're doing pretty good at keeping old politicos alive as well.

Koshko
08-02-2005, 04:23:42
Cuba already has beat the US in overall health. Just compare the massive obesity rates between the two countries.

RedFred
08-02-2005, 04:25:55
There used to be this strange chocolate bar that you could get called 'Cuban Lunch'.

Well. I guess that didn't tie in to this thread very well.

HelloKitty
08-02-2005, 06:15:07
True Kosh but their average lifespan is a little below ours. They have us beat in pretty much every other way though.

DaShi
08-02-2005, 07:49:54
Maybe I should look for work in Cuba.

miester gandertak
08-02-2005, 07:53:26
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0000252VB.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

just a healthy american.

Oerdin
08-02-2005, 07:56:49
How did you get a picture of Venom?

DaShi
08-02-2005, 07:58:32
Venom's not that thin.

Oerdin
08-02-2005, 08:01:31
Ahhh, so Venom might need one of these.

http://www.cybertavern.net/speakeasy/showthread.php?t=19438

miester gandertak
08-02-2005, 08:07:03
dammit
can't open that link
you bastard you

Oerdin
08-02-2005, 08:12:14
It's shows a picture of a horridly obese couple and an article about a new heavy duty toilet which is designed to hold up to 2000 lbs. Apparently, normal toilets can only hold people up to 500 lbs before they break so really fat fuckers need specially built heavy duty toilets.

miester gandertak
08-02-2005, 08:14:52
koel
i want a heavy duty toilet.
with a real mansflush like a ferguson.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
08-02-2005, 08:23:51
Now I know where those 2 trillion $ on "Healthcare" spending go.

HelloKitty
08-02-2005, 11:00:30
Keeping evil men like Cheney alive.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
08-02-2005, 11:03:33
He needs a heavy duty toilet to stay alive?

HelloKitty
08-02-2005, 11:17:26
Evil weighs you down.

Drekkus
08-02-2005, 11:19:06
Originally posted by miester gandertak
koel
i want a heavy duty toilet.
with a real mansflush like a ferguson. Heya, Al!

miester gandertak
08-02-2005, 12:11:15
classic

Rodgers
08-02-2005, 12:14:08
Originally posted by miester gandertak
koel
i want a heavy duty toilet.
with a real mansflush like a ferguson.


You crap into out-of-date consumer electronic equipment?

MDA
08-02-2005, 12:18:50
Where's Aaaahchie? *flush*

Dyl Ulenspiegel
08-02-2005, 14:10:22
Originally posted by miester gandertak
i want a heavy duty real mansflush

:hmm:

Oerdin
08-02-2005, 15:13:33
That one made me think twice too. ;)

miester gandertak
08-02-2005, 15:17:29
did it hurt?

Oerdin
08-02-2005, 15:18:44
Thinking always hurts.

Drekkus
08-02-2005, 15:27:38
Originally posted by Oerdin
That one made me think twice too. ;) You never seen Married with children in england?

miester gandertak
08-02-2005, 15:29:01
psssst Drekkus, that Oerdin thing, i guess its american

Oerdin
08-02-2005, 16:16:42
You mean the phrase "think twice"?