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Martini
07-02-2005, 09:47:56
Lying in a drunken stupor at the bottom of a staircase with a small puddle of vomit next to him.

I like it here, need to find more friends living in Halls of Residence - life just wasn't the same when I didn't trip over strange men on the way to do my washing :D

Dyl Ulenspiegel
07-02-2005, 09:49:02
I'd post that pic, but it'd be like a 100-0....

Martini
07-02-2005, 09:50:05
That picture did not include vomit. Trust me, its not the same if they don't have sick all over them.

Funkodrom
07-02-2005, 09:50:32
Couldn't you find Halls of Residence of your own to live in?

Martini
07-02-2005, 09:51:39
Not being at university makes it rather difficult.

Drekkus
07-02-2005, 09:52:02
Originally posted by Martini
That picture did not include vomit. Trust me, its not the same if they don't have sick all over them. Someone could photoshop some vomit on him, see if he looks the part then.

Martini
07-02-2005, 09:54:06
I doubt it.....but I'm sure it's worth a try! No idea who my husband to be is, so substitutes will do until I track him down.

I made a note of the direction he staggered of in when I woke him up, stalking plan will commence this evening.

Funkodrom
07-02-2005, 09:55:52
Originally posted by Martini
Not being at university makes it rather difficult.

I know, there was all kinds of subtle undertones to my question.

Martini
07-02-2005, 10:01:24
I don't do subtle.

Besides, I tried university, sucked at it, so left. Halls were fun, but the work part of uni didn't agree with me. Nor did the money part.

Funkodrom
07-02-2005, 10:05:44
The work part? :confused:

Martini
07-02-2005, 10:07:16
:lol: Well, it appears they do occassioanlly like you to go into the university, and even wirte essays now and then. I wasn't up for that.

Funkodrom
07-02-2005, 10:09:51
No, I wasn't either.

notyoueither
08-02-2005, 06:03:35
I'm crushed. :(

Oerdin
08-02-2005, 14:48:47
Sorry about that Martini. I fell down the stairs and vomited at the Res Hall the other day. I promise I won't do it again. :beer:

Martini
08-02-2005, 20:15:26
I changed my mind. My future husband is a disgusting germ ridden little runt. I have a temperature of 103, enough catarrh to fill a swimming pool and can't stand up without feeling dizzy.

Fucking students.

Immortal Wombat
08-02-2005, 20:38:24
I have those symptoms without even doing that,

TV4Fun
09-02-2005, 01:58:41
Originally posted by Martini
I changed my mind. My future husband is a disgusting germ ridden little runt. I have a temperature of 103, enough catarrh to fill a swimming pool and can't stand up without feeling dizzy.

Fucking students. what is catarrh?

Immortal Wombat
09-02-2005, 02:02:28
chunky phlegm

TV4Fun
09-02-2005, 02:04:55
oh, kind of an onomotapaellia, or whatever the word is.

Immortal Wombat
09-02-2005, 02:33:48
Onomatopoeia, but onomatapaella sounds tastier.

zmama
09-02-2005, 02:52:53
mmmmmm sounds like saffron rice and seafood