View Full Version : Nuclear Holocaust

07-02-2005, 03:42:36
Am I the only person in the world who is actually awake???????

Where are all those internet insomniacs when you need them....

07-02-2005, 03:46:01
What nuclear holocaust?

07-02-2005, 03:47:27
The one that has killed everyone else on the face of the planet or sent them into hiding.

07-02-2005, 03:50:57
oh right. I thought there was some news item I missed by being buried in the computer. No one ever posts at this time of day. It's too late for the americans, too early for the brits. I was sure I was the only one awake.

07-02-2005, 03:53:17
Ha, I am ALWAYS awake. Forgotten what sleep feels like. Time to go for a walk I think.....foxes and hedgehogs will talk to me I'm sure.

07-02-2005, 03:54:58
Sleep is for the weak anyway.

07-02-2005, 04:52:40
So you two are the last two people alive?

ignore me.

07-02-2005, 04:58:18
Well, I'm still alive, but from the looks of it no one else in the real world is. And I mean NO ONE. Been walking around for over an hour, havent seen a single person, car or animal. Heard some birds, but I think that was a tape recording.

07-02-2005, 05:02:30
The zombie posters should be showing up about now.

07-02-2005, 05:08:56
it might be good if you found a library.

07-02-2005, 05:18:04
Why? Aren't they only open during daylight hours?

07-02-2005, 05:19:59
true, but then if there has been a nuclear holocaust, there probably isn't anyone to open and close it anyway.

07-02-2005, 05:23:44
Ah, this is very true.

However.....I assume this holocaust happened after everyone had gone to sleep, or there would be corpses in the street etc, so the libraries would have been closed already - esp as it was a Sunday.

Breaking and entering is not my forte I'm afraid.

Suppose I could steal a car and drive it through the doors? Sounds too much like hard work atm, but I may consider it this time tomorrow.

07-02-2005, 05:25:05
Libraries probably don't have a whole lot of hefty security anyway.

07-02-2005, 05:39:09
But still, locked doors are locked doors. Plus, I suspect ones around here have metal shutters etc all over them.

07-02-2005, 05:45:16
hmm, you'll have to find a blowtorch somewhere.

self biased
07-02-2005, 06:05:02
and hey, at least you're the last man on earth now tv4fun.

07-02-2005, 06:14:44
This is why the phrase 'not even if you were the last man on earth' exists. Never thought I'd have to use it so literally ;)

07-02-2005, 08:41:53
Someone change the definition :confused: