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Martini
07-02-2005, 03:42:36
Am I the only person in the world who is actually awake???????

Where are all those internet insomniacs when you need them....

TV4Fun
07-02-2005, 03:46:01
What nuclear holocaust?

Martini
07-02-2005, 03:47:27
The one that has killed everyone else on the face of the planet or sent them into hiding.

TV4Fun
07-02-2005, 03:50:57
oh right. I thought there was some news item I missed by being buried in the computer. No one ever posts at this time of day. It's too late for the americans, too early for the brits. I was sure I was the only one awake.

Martini
07-02-2005, 03:53:17
Ha, I am ALWAYS awake. Forgotten what sleep feels like. Time to go for a walk I think.....foxes and hedgehogs will talk to me I'm sure.

TV4Fun
07-02-2005, 03:54:58
Sleep is for the weak anyway.

DaShi
07-02-2005, 04:52:40
So you two are the last two people alive?

ignore me.

Martini
07-02-2005, 04:58:18
Well, I'm still alive, but from the looks of it no one else in the real world is. And I mean NO ONE. Been walking around for over an hour, havent seen a single person, car or animal. Heard some birds, but I think that was a tape recording.

DaShi
07-02-2005, 05:02:30
The zombie posters should be showing up about now.

TV4Fun
07-02-2005, 05:08:56
it might be good if you found a library.

Martini
07-02-2005, 05:18:04
Why? Aren't they only open during daylight hours?

TV4Fun
07-02-2005, 05:19:59
true, but then if there has been a nuclear holocaust, there probably isn't anyone to open and close it anyway.

Martini
07-02-2005, 05:23:44
Ah, this is very true.

However.....I assume this holocaust happened after everyone had gone to sleep, or there would be corpses in the street etc, so the libraries would have been closed already - esp as it was a Sunday.

Breaking and entering is not my forte I'm afraid.

Suppose I could steal a car and drive it through the doors? Sounds too much like hard work atm, but I may consider it this time tomorrow.

TV4Fun
07-02-2005, 05:25:05
Libraries probably don't have a whole lot of hefty security anyway.

Martini
07-02-2005, 05:39:09
But still, locked doors are locked doors. Plus, I suspect ones around here have metal shutters etc all over them.

TV4Fun
07-02-2005, 05:45:16
hmm, you'll have to find a blowtorch somewhere.

self biased
07-02-2005, 06:05:02
and hey, at least you're the last man on earth now tv4fun.

Martini
07-02-2005, 06:14:44
This is why the phrase 'not even if you were the last man on earth' exists. Never thought I'd have to use it so literally ;)

Gary
07-02-2005, 08:41:53
Someone change the definition :confused: