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Immortal Wombat
06-02-2005, 15:01:23
...and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny
When a girl walks in with a KJV and a bookmark in Proverbs
You get sprung; got her name engraved, 'cos you know that girl is saved!

Baby Got Bible (http://www.axiomotion.com/misc/babygotbible.wmv)

:gasmaske:

miester gandertak
07-02-2005, 12:14:57
:lol:
me soooooo holy
:lol:

Drekkus
07-02-2005, 12:28:16
I actually planned to post an I like big butts reference here.

Japher
07-02-2005, 20:15:22
bibels?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
07-02-2005, 20:37:57
Catholic school girls? :bounce:

Martini
07-02-2005, 21:13:38
I never got the obsession with Catholic school girls....all the ones I knew were just devout and boring.

Not sure where the myth of pent up sexuality comes from really; they were almost completely asexual.

Darkstar
07-02-2005, 21:22:38
It comes from fantasies and people wishing. Where else? ;)

Dyl Ulenspiegel
07-02-2005, 21:25:35
You have nooooo idea.

Darkstar
07-02-2005, 21:37:18
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
You have nooooo idea.
Like that is news.


So, where should Martini and I go to find these repressed Catholic School Girls? Tell, tell! :p

Most of the Catholic school gals I know, are the same as any other ladies. Now, the Reverend's daughters, they were always fun and up for any kind of partying. Some just hadn't gotten around to wanting to do so in front of mom and dad.

MDA
07-02-2005, 21:49:35
Hm. My catholic school girl wife is wonderful.

She's not repressed anymore, either. ;)

Oerdin
08-02-2005, 03:33:40
Originally posted by Drekkus
I actually planned to post an I like big butts reference here.

Well, I do like big butts... Unless, of course, they are on women... Or men for that matter.

miester gandertak
08-02-2005, 07:30:49
I do like big butts on elefants, i do, i really do.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
08-02-2005, 08:21:36
mg, the Überfunko

protein
08-02-2005, 09:24:37
Originally posted by Martini
I never got the obsession with Catholic school girls....all the ones I knew were just devout and boring.
I knew some catholic girls, they were more into lsd than shagging.

There was an all girl school near me and quite a few of them claimed to be bisexual which meant I had a whale of a time with them.

Oerdin
08-02-2005, 14:52:24
It's the uniforms. Guys go crazy for those school girl uniforms. We can't help it; it’s our inner pedophile.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
08-02-2005, 14:55:47
No uniforms here.

Drekkus
08-02-2005, 14:58:30
Originally posted by protein
I knew some catholic girls, they were more into lsd than shagging.

There was an all girl school near me and quite a few of them claimed to be bisexual which meant I had a whale of a time with them. a whale of a time? Is that a great time?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
08-02-2005, 15:00:02
I think he means 8 London busses.

Funkodrom
08-02-2005, 15:02:11
Half a dinosaur.

Drekkus
08-02-2005, 15:05:40
How many dragons is that?

Funkodrom
08-02-2005, 15:07:08
Not sure, how many london busses is a dragon?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
08-02-2005, 15:09:53
6.5, I think.

Oerdin
08-02-2005, 15:17:52
Double or single deckers?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
08-02-2005, 15:31:53
own bus

miester gandertak
08-02-2005, 15:34:42
the only good bus is a dead bus.

Rodgers
08-02-2005, 15:46:34
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
No uniforms here.


They must be pissed off about that

Drekkus
08-02-2005, 16:26:16
Verboten!

miester gandertak
08-02-2005, 16:36:33
voor boten?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
08-02-2005, 16:41:49
Vorboten. Der Apokalypse.

Drekkus
08-02-2005, 16:42:47
The easy riders of the apocalypse

Oerdin
08-02-2005, 16:51:42
Does that mean the apocalypse will arrive on a harley?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
08-02-2005, 17:00:28
hardly

miester gandertak
08-02-2005, 17:03:20
I'm the Hardly man

Drekkus
08-02-2005, 17:05:02
I rode ur mother up the cunt

miester gandertak
08-02-2005, 17:06:27
i hardly did that